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Greg was now glancing above the ebbing and flowing heads on the dancefloor like he was looking for someone specific. Maybe he wasn’t the only one here hoping Kendall was watching this whole thing play out with wet, red-rimmed eyes, expression haughty and affronted. He yanked those beseeching blue eyes back to him by laying his warm palm on Greg’s bony wrist, leaning a fair bit of weight on the pale, delicate flesh.
“Would you like to, perhaps, get out of here and test out that theory with my cock down your throat?” -
Fucklesandwich by dickjokesanddoilies, gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
24 Jan 2023
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Three snapshots into the life/dynamic of the three chuckle boys in their relationship :') definitely wasn't written because I was tired of Charlie NOT being written as the Soft Dom he CLEARLY is and also because the world needs more bottom bitch Ted :)))
also boys DONT read this one...for content at least ;)
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The fact that chapter one was finished on Dean’s birthday is just a happy accident really. I wrote this because I just think Cas can, would, and should get to beat John Winchester’s ass all over the kingdoms of Heaven.
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Kisstober 2020 (Band of Brothers) by gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
Fandoms: Band of Brothers
03 Oct 2020
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31 lil ficlets all about kissing, featuring a BOB and/or Pacific ship randomly selected for each day!
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The Band of Brothers Oz AU Fic Nobody Asked For by gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
Fandoms: Band of Brothers, Oz (TV)
17 Jul 2020
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BoB Pirate!Verse by dickjokesanddoilies, gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
Fandom Band of Brothers
29 Jul 2019
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Domestic Piranha by james, Mad Poetess (mpoetess)
Fandom Angel: the Series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
28 Jan 2010
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Real life, in a world where things are a little bit sillier than normal, except when they aren't.
Contains: Men who love other men, with the occasional appearance of women who love other women, women who love men, men who love women, and men who have a love/hate relationship with green vegetables. Sexy talk, sexy scenes, actual sex. Fish.
Canon? That turned a sharp left towards the porn store run by a duck sometime in BtVS Season 5 and never looked back.
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Bookmarked by gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
28 Feb 2026
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Moniker of Seven by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Dec 2024
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While playing videogames with their friends, Izuku and Katsuki learn that one of their headsets has a broken mute-button.
One dumb night shuffles their house of cards.
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Bookmarked by gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
21 Oct 2025
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In Medias Res by whileyouresleeping
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Nov 2024
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Shouto Todoroki has never had sex or been in a relationship.
After a Thirst Tweets taping and conversation with Kaminari, Shouto decides to rectify that. He wasn't exactly counting on Izuku and Katsuki personally seeing to it that he did.
(Or - Shouto develops an unhealthy obsession with Twitter, gains two boyfriends, and learns how to heal).
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- Part 1 of In Media Res universe
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Bookmarked by gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
17 Oct 2025
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dwindling mercurial high by thedarkestlord
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
23 Oct 2023
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Aki had known bringing an alpha mutt into his home would prove to be a terrible idea.
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- Part 1 of Illicit Affairs
Bookmarked by gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
17 Oct 2025
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Can't Find My Way Home by bramble_patch (Marianne_Dashwood), personalized_radio
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Oct 2022
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It's been a long two years of recovery. Recovery from the coup, from the betrayal, from the Nether. The five of them have finally settled into their new home and know peace.
Unfortunately, the world isn’t done with them yet, and forces beyond a single throne threaten the happy life that they’ve built together.
As their peace is shattered, one thing is for sure; they're not interested in being torn apart again, and they're willing to do anything to get back home.
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- Part 3 of scarecrow
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Bookmarked by gottapenny (dickjokesanddoilies)
16 Nov 2022