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The drabbles, one night stands, and misadventures of Callie Beckham.
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i gave you blood (it has never been enough) by deathropologist
Fandoms: Cast Party - That's Not Canon Productions (Podcast)
27 Mar 2023
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“Present yourself to me,” whispered Valentine, almost crooning it as he beckoned Sebastian with a curl of his claws.
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Or, Sebastian has a bad time. Xander, Jett, and Blueberry deal with the aftermath.
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owls & ravens by deathropologist
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2022
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As she's discovered by the Nightshades, she finds someone far deadlier than the group expects.
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the options are a found family and you cannot convince me otherwise by deathropologist
Fandom Cast Party - That's Not Canon Productions (Podcast)
27 Mar 2023
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James and Lily Potter expected a son.
Instead, they had Fawn.
When Voldemort falls on Halloween 1981, the Girl Who Lived survives—but her story is nothing like the one history remembers. Abandoned by the Dursleys at three years old and raised in a Scottish orphanage steeped in old legends, Fawn arrives at Hogwarts carrying far more than a lightning-shaped scar.
A forgotten curse. Strangers who don't belong in her time. Secrets buried beneath the castle. And a mystery that even Voldemort cannot understand.
Some stories begin with "The Boy Who Lived."
This one never did.
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02 Sep 2026
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Two wounded souls interact, one who had never really lived and one who had lost all interest in living.
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01 Sep 2026
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Harry Potter receives his Hogwarts letter before the Dursleys can destroy every copy.
Instead of waiting for someone to rescue him, Harry writes back.
That single decision changes everything.
As ancient secrets buried for centuries begin to surface, Harry discovers that he is heir to far more than the Potter name. Forgotten bloodlines, the lost realm of Avalon, and a crown older than Hogwarts itself pull him into a world of political intrigue and dangerous power struggles.
Meanwhile, Albus Dumbledore's influence continues to spread across magical Britain and beyond. Revered as a hero by most of the wizarding world, Dumbledore has spent decades building his power, shaping governments, controlling institutions, and placing himself at the centre of every major decision. Harry soon learns that the kindly old Headmaster is far more dangerous than anyone realises.
The problem is that Harry was never meant to learn the truth.
And Dumbledore has no intention of surrendering power without a fight.
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01 Sep 2026
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What would have happened if Harry Potter had recognized the need for the DA in his first year rather than his fifth year? What began as a simple study group quickly becomes something more when the Second Wizarding War is kicked off by the events following the Triwizard Tournament.
Even as they fight to overcome old enemies and well-meaning but meddling headmasters, these students make powerful friends and unexpected alliances. They traverse the dangerous halls of Hogwarts and the world outside of them, aiming to defeat Voldemort and his followers while fighting for communal reform.
Join us to see how they work against the destruction wrought by the Dark Lord and create something new and enduring in the process...
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29 Aug 2026
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Congrats, it’s triplets (Now grab them and run) by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2025
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It’s the first day after Winter break with snow quietly falling outside the large, gothic windows, though you can hardly get anyone to go out into the cold, especially this early in the morning. For the past week, Harry had been trying to scrape together all his supposed bravery that let him get into Gryffindor, and the current peaceful atmosphere of the mid-breakfast Great Hall really isn’t helping his nerves right now.
“Hey, Hermione?” he casually asks over the buttered toast on his plate he hadn’t touched since Ron put it there. His hands are cold and wet and shaking and he hates it. “Do you think I have any living relatives outside the Dursleys?”
***Or: what if the Golden Trio decided that fuck it, they are getting Harry out of the Dursleys? Which of course means that they need a way to do that, which results in an impromptu break-in into the Restricted Section, some questionable decisions, and… Accidental Parent Acquisition.
Because I’m a sucker for Parent Tom Riddle, apparently.
***HP doesn’t belong to me and I don’t own any of the canon characters or accidental quotes from the book.
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26 Aug 2026