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Birthday Predictions by Suvroc (cuteandillusion)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
30 Jan 2026
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Phil hadn’t seen any issues in his horoscope, so it struck him as quite a surprise when the day took a turn. Morning, really.
And it wasn’t as if he put a lot of merit in things like horoscopes and other methods of fortune telling, but he liked to think that he put enough.
His issue, of course, was that he had failed to check Dan’s horoscope.
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Izzy has to deal with a stressful situation and his husband and boyfriend try to help him out.
Written for The Care and Keeping of Unicorns zine. Includes recipe.
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A dabble of exactly 100 words relating Izzy's return to the waking world after an unspecified injury. He begins to realize there are lessons to be learned. (There may be more of these, idk.)
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- English
- Words:
- 99
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Izzy is in a relationship with both Ed (married) and Stede (boyfriend). Used to dealing with things on his own, he works to navigate the new dynamic by opening up and being more public with his needs. It isn't always easy and of course, he has to do it his own way.
Or: Izzy rails Stede on the couch and then gets railed by Ed in the bedroom. Also, there's a leather corset.
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“I’m not doing anything for my birthday.” Izzy said, folding the paper and setting it aside. “I’ll go to work like normal. I’ll go to bed like normal. Nothing different. Nothing special.”
“But it’s only every four years!” Stede pouted.
“Naw, let him be,” Ed said, walking back into the room and clinking his empty plate down in the sink. “He’s made up his mind.”
Izzy squinted in Ed’s direction. “And don’t be planning any surprises. You know how I feel about surprises.”
“How does Izzy feel about surprises?” Stede asked.
“Hates ‘em,” Ed and Izzy said in unison as Izzy stood from the breakfast table.
(or, three times Izzy doesn’t eat a full meal, and then one time he does)
Recent series
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Harrowing of Hell by cuteandillusion, Suvroc (cuteandillusion)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2020
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“Go back to sleep, baby. Too early.”
The flood of sticky-sweet affection that courses through him tingles all the way in his fingers and toes. In their shared vernacular of nonsense words and teasing jabs, there is almost nothing so precious and intimate between them as that endearment. It’s rare from Dan these days in a way it wasn’t in the beginning, largely because he has grown and matured and with him the way he expresses affection, but it takes him straight back to 2009 every time.
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For nearly 400 years, the world has suffered under the overarching rule of the Old Gods - cosmic beings who treat humanity as their own personal toys. In Victorian London, Blackbeards Crew has failed in another assassination attempt of the Emperor of the British Empire, the God who rules through Queen Victoria.
Meanwhile in Dorset, the household of the Bonnet family needs a new staff. The household suffers under a tense, cold atmosphere, as Alma's thirteenth birthday draw nearer.
Ed uses this opportunity to escape London. And, by bringing the 2 groups together, he brings forth secrets that have long been kept buried, and allows himself, Izzy and Stede to find a relationship that will shape not only themselves and their crew, but also the future.
Bookmarked by Suvroc (cuteandillusion)
03 Nov 2025
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The ink on his divorce papers isn't even dry when Stede Bonnet, eager to re-discover himself in this new stage of his life, finds himself both frustrated and intrigued by a grumpy florist—one who curses him out from across the counter but seems to have a hidden soft side. You can't love flowers and be a truly miserable person... can you?
Izzy Hands fell in love once, and if you think he'll do it again, you can fuck right off. Bonnet is nothing more than an irritating customer, no matter what he thinks, and no matter how much fun it is to fight with him. There's no chance of things getting romantic.
Also, there are cats.
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- Part 1 of Flower Language
Bookmarked by Suvroc (cuteandillusion)
05 Jul 2025
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Looking up at the sky I think I see the start of a sunrise by StedeBunnett
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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Izzy and Stede adjust to an increasingly domestic relationship where they can both say 'I love you'. Yet still, Izzy can't shake a feeling that there's still something waiting to catch them out.
The crew get a vacation, and Izzy comes up with a surprise for Stede.
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- Part 7 of A second chance at first mate
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