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    “You’re about to tell me you’re going to marry him someday,” Jiang Yanli said.

    “Uh,” Wei Ying replied. His hesitation had not been what she was expecting. He had been sounding so sure! “Well. I suppose.”

    “You suppose?”

    “It’s true that I am going to marry him someday, if by ‘someday’ you mean, specifically, yesterday.”

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    A sober woke-up-married-in-Vegas fic

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    26 May 2026

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    In a misguided attempt to quell Ryland Grace’s loneliness by wingmanning him across the galaxy and into the five arms of some theoretical Eridian babe, Rocky might accidentally kind of realize that he really doesn’t want that to happen at all. At least, not with just any nonspecific theoretical Eridian babe. More like one very specific extant Eridian babe.

    aka: the “split or swallow” AU that no one asked for, ft. Eridian Sex Ed 301, 303, and 305H, taught by one Rocky to a single, starry-eyed human student.

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    21 May 2026

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    “Stay close to the Senate," Alpha-17 said. "Spend your days flirting with senators' aids for all I care. But stay close enough to watch him. Nobody’s perfect, not even Palpatine. He’ll make mistakes. You can catch them. Gather information-“
    “Gather evidence,” Obi-Wan continued. “At some point we’ll need to actually convince other people of what he is.”

    -or-

    Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan realize that Palpatine's the Sith when captive on Rattatak. With one war, two armies, three(ish) Sith, and a lot of questions in their way, they create a plan to save the galaxy. Alpha-17 goes back to Kamino to train ARCs and uncover the mystery of the clones, and Obi-Wan goes to Coruscant to investigate Palpatine (and befriend the Coruscant Guard.)

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    17 May 2026

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    The thing about time is that it's relative. If something happens in one moment it also happens in every moment throughout all of its existence.

    That is to say that when a fraction of a fraction of the King slips into Avery's mind on New Year's Eve, Avery also wakes up a year prior with omnipotence, a world's worth of grief, and his best friend's real-life address burning in his head.

    Along the way he picks up a baseball bat. It's a necessary provision for smashing Derek's laptop into a thousand pieces before he can so much as launch Minecraft.

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    Time Travel (sorta?) Fix-It

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    12 May 2026

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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    11 May 2026