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“You have freckles,” he said with delight.
“I have a CPA,” Shane Hollander said without looking up. He reached into his plain black briefcase and retrieved a plain black glasses case, from which he pulled a plain black pair of glasses and put them on.
Ilya palmed his phone and typed without looking. Do you think it’s too soon to propose marriage?
The answer came almost immediately. To your boring tax man? Ilyusha, if you owe the government that much, just flee the country.
Or: a butterfly flaps its wings, and Shane Hollander shows up at Ilya Rozanov's door to do his taxes.
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Jungkook obediently handed over a small stack of cocktail napkins.
"Just once he could use Google Docs or, I don't know, a Post-It note or something," Jeongyeon said, shoving them in her pocket. "We're not in a heist movie."
"We're kind of in a heist movie," Jungkook said.
"Trust me, we're in a romcom, and I'm the spunky best friend."
"That's what the leading lady in a romcom would say, though," Jungkook said.
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Brother and sister Namjoon and Jeongyeon lead a team of con artists and thieves who set out on a bank heist. They both fall in love while they're at it.
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- Part 2 of The Bank of Seoul
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Ilya had expected Shane, as creator of the multi-year plan to get the two of them in the same place, to have had even more plans for the day his move to Ottawa actually happened. Color coded boxes. Room layouts. Maybe a cute little clipboard.
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“Smooth as silk,” Jungkook said with satisfaction as Jeongyeon got to her feet, crouching with the rest of them in the space between the top of the man trap and the lobby ceiling. “Just like Ilsan.”
“Don’t say Ilsan,” Namjoon and Jeongyeon hissed simultaneously.
Jungkook held up both hands, clearly fighting back a laugh. - from The Bank of Seoul
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- Part 1 of The Bank of Seoul
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Two days in Vegas and one at the cottage; scenes from a honeymoon. Sequel to "saving myself for marriage," aka the woke up married fic.
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Management Headaches by celli, celli_pods, idellaphod, strangecobwebs
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Fandom Black Panther (2018), Dreamcatcher (Korea Band), Hamilton - Miranda, Minecraft (Video Game), ONF (Band), Princess Bride (1987), Schitt's Creek, SHINee, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietitian his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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08 Aug 2026
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Do you think about me? Do you think about us? by queengoose
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jul 2026
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Shane knows that the opinion of one eighth grade girl from the Boston suburbs is not the thing that will make or break his career. It would matter exactly the same if she was from Montreal, or Texas, or the moon. Which is to say, not at all. She’s not even a hockey fan. Her opinion and her comment are nothing.
It doesn’t feel like it’s nothing, though.
Or, it's 2014. Everyone's doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.
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08 Aug 2026
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Exhibit A by CoffeeDragon87
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has photographic evidence that could destroy Shane Hollander's reputation. At least, that's what the internet thinks. Briefly.
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08 Aug 2026
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It Takes a Village (Idiot) by foureighteenths
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jul 2026
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What do you do when you’re getting married in six months and you have 22 guys whose literal jobs are to do whatever you tell them?
The Ottawa Centaurs are conscripted to pull off their captain’s wedding. The fact that they still don’t know who he’s marrying is entirely beside the point. (All the signs are there. All of them.)
UPDATE: Chapter added at the end. The real story is chapters 1-5 (about 13k) with a bonus chapter 6 (about 12k all on its own)
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Uh Oh! He's an Oreo by FantasyFabricators, lunarteaspoon, SunbaeScout
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Jun 2026
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A disastrous mishap turns Jimin into a limited edition purple Oreo! Can he survive the sweet tooth of his sour crush, Professor Min Yoongi?!
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21 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
"Well," Jungkook said, staring blankly at the empty chute. "We’ve gotta catch that truck, or we’re going to have to buy a whole lot of Oreos."