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Operation Dollophead(aka when Lance spent all his money on the tavern) by lightningbugqueen
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
09 Jan 2021
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Have you ever had two friends who can’t stop dancing around each other? Gwaine has. Gwaine has lived this way for months. And Gwaine will have no more. That is why Gwaine, the gorgeous genius that he is, has concocted a plan.
Gwaine’s five step plan to get the Clotpole and the Dollophead Together
1. Get Merlin to admit his feelings for Arthur
2. Get Arthur to admit he doesn’t hate Merlin
3. Have Arthur heroically save Merlin’s life
4. Set the two up on a date
5. Buy yourself a drink for a job well doneMaybe this one will actually work out....
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Bookmarked by bts_merlin7
17 Jun 2026
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A modern magical comedy very loosely based on Ugly Betty. Publishing king Uther Pendragon has had enough of his playboy son seducing every female assistant he has ever had so he hires Merlin, a man he is sure Arthur will never sleep with. Merlin would be more insulted by this fact if he wasn’t so busy trying to juggle his duties, save Arthur's skin from ruthless fashionistas and keep his magic a secret at the same time. Expect appearances by oil-lathered knights, the occasional mad druid, a perverted Will and a mental caretaker who lives in the basement and keeps harping on about coins and destiny.
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Bookmarked by bts_merlin7
31 May 2026
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“Three more weeks, you should be fine,” Gwen told him, looking all regal and stunning with her Queen’s crown and Arthur’s
stolenborrowed sceptre. Merlin did up the final lace at her back and stared at her miserably in the mirror.“Do let me know if you want to take over nappy-changing duties, then.”
-In which Arthur is cursed to live as a two-year-old brat and somehow retains both his über-prattishness as well as his penchant for running around after Merlin.
now with author-drawn art of baby arthur, yay
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Bookmarked by bts_merlin7
26 May 2026
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When Gwaine finds himself in a bind and can’t attend his latest gig as a pretend rental boyfriend, he begs Merlin to cover for him. A certain blond is worried about how his father would react to him bringing a boyfriend home for Christmas but doesn’t want to subject a real boyfriend to the potential backlash. With the amount of money being offered, and Merlin’s conscience reminding him that this is the first time the reason for a rental boyfriend makes perfect sense, Merlin can’t bring himself to let Gwaine - or the client - down.
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Bookmarked by bts_merlin7
10 Apr 2026
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“Where did you learn to do that?” Gwaine asked, following Merlin up the bank.
“This is how normal people fish,” Merlin replied dryly. “Not trying to stab them with swords.”“This is a knife,” Gwaine retorted, sounding every bit as sulky as he felt.
“Still, you didn’t catch a fish.”
------------------------------------------------------Gwaine saves a young Merlin from a beating and ends up with a new little brother to take care of on his travels.
Or, what would Merlin be like if he had Gwaine influencing him over his formative years?
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Bookmarked by bts_merlin7
28 Mar 2026
