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Sam didn’t stop when he reached towards him this time, and Andrew bowed forward under the warm weight of Sam’s palm against his neck. He finished his sentence staring at the space where their knees almost met. “Eddie’s haunt is doing more than looking.”
Silence settled between them. He started to say more and stopped. Something fractious and lost was rising within him and he pushed back into the pressure of Sam’s hand.
“Fuck, Andrew,” Sam squeezed the back of his neck more firmly, keeping his head tilted down, and Andrew melted and bristled at the same time.
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He came back to himself in inches. Sam smelled clean and familiar where his face was wedged against the side of his neck, and the hands at his back were moving steadily up and down, firm pressure over the faint scratches from earlier pulling him back, separating out the present moment. One of them slid up and curled loosely in the hair at the top of his head, tugging experimentally backwards. Andrew kept his face where it was.
“Hey princess, you gonna look at me ever again or are you just gonna keep feeling up my traps with your face indefinitely?”
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Remember how they were having a good fun time making out on the couch and then things took a hard left? This fic answers the question of "what would have happened if Andrew had been just well-adjusted enough to keep the ring off his damn finger for like another 24 hours?" and the answer is, basically, sex.
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Q, Moneypenny, and Bond flirt, fight, get confused, do science, make up their own rules, grieve, grow, drink a lot of alcohol, and have a happy ending. Not necessarily in that precise order.
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23 Mar 2026
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Bond, entirely aware that he’s committed a cardinal sin of tailing and made eye contact with his target, is glancing with forced nonchalance around the flounce-filled upscale Picadilly tea room when he sees a familiar set of shoulders. Thin, sloped, swaddled in a bottle-greed cardigan. A nest of inky-black hair that looks more like the pelt of a wild animal than a coif favoured by one of Six’s highest-paid staff. Dreamy, cream-coloured skin.
Bond steps out of the line for the till, leaving his quarry behind, and puts his hand on Q’s shoulder. Leaning down on the opposite side, he whispers: “Play along,” in Q’s ear. Then he ducks in to press a kiss to his neck. He smells of verbena and printer toner, sweet and sour.
Or: Five times Bond kissed Q
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21 Mar 2026
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“Sounds like astrology for maths majors.”
“Maths doctorates,” says Q, which is an interesting revelation, if only to imagine him in a classroom with a stick of chalk and a blackboard, tracing some A Beautiful Mind-style formulae for a crowd of perplexed undergrads. Perhaps these days it’s all on screens, though. “Obviously, the idea of prophecy via hidden numerical interpretation is bunk. But there are some extremely interesting ancient applications in the works of Greek philosophers, and even some early Bible scholars.”
In the darkness Bond closes his eyes, and considers the preferable option: silence, or Q’s esoteric dissertation.
“Tell me more,” he says.
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21 Mar 2026
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Whoever Fights Monsters by circ_bamboo, feelslikefire
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, White Collar, James Bond (Movies)
04 Aug 2013
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"Should I start, or would you like to?" Neal asked Q.
"Are you going to draw this out?" Q said. "It's really quite simple. Some years ago, before MI6, before Neal's little bond mishap—"
"Alleged bond mishap," Neal said—mostly out of reflex, Q thought.
"You were convicted by a jury of your peers," Q said. "It's somewhat less alleged at this point. Nonetheless, before . . . that, Neal and I . . . were acquainted."
Or: When Q hears that the FBI is bringing one Neal Caffrey to British soil for an investigation, he's fully expecting trouble with a capital T. Naturally, what he gets is much worse: par for the course when you're dating James Bond and you're old friends with an international art thief.
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06 Mar 2026
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Slow Dancing In A Burning Room by feelslikefire
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
08 Feb 2013
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What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.
Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.
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06 Mar 2026