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Sweet Treasures by badgerandk
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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All dwarrow smell like sweets. Either candy, syrups, fruit, or baked goods. So the dwarves, being the crafters that they are, came up with a suppressant. It was made to be safe for all secondary genders and makes everyone smell like an "alpha." With this and the dwarrow dressing as male when they travel, dwarves have come to be known as a race with no females, no betas and no omegas.
This leads Alpha Thorin Oakenshield to taking one whiff of Bilbo's apple pie-like omega scent and falling head over heels. It also led one Alpha Dwalin falling for Alpha Nori completely on accident. Now, Dwarves are extremely flexible with their views but still don't think that two alphas should be together. All pairings need to be different designations. If you have two of the same type, they need at least a third to balance them to be socially acceptable and lawful.
Ori doesn't agree and is apart of the growing group that believes it is time to change things. This lands him in hot water and joins the quest to get out of dodge.
Dori just wishes to fit in and have a quiet life.
Tale from Ered Luin to Erebor to Mount Doom to Moria and beyond.
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Hopes that the quest would fix the Ri’s reputation were found to be in vain, Nori and Dwalin’s relationship couldn’t take the pressure of outside forces and inside fighting. Will life repeat in a never ending cycle for Ori and Fili? Or can Dwalin find a way out of the pit he is in and get Nori to listen for one last chance?
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All dwarves have magic. Some have more, some have less.
Bilbo and Nori hear about the second army coming. Nori sends Bilbo to warn Thorin and goes to gather help.
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- Part 1 of Magic Wrought
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Cinderfella by badgerandk
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997), Cinderella (2015), Cinderella (Disney Animated Movies)
07 Mar 2026
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Nori is an aged out foster kid who wasn’t able to stay with Dori because of bullshit rules. Nori has always been glad that Dori was able to keep Ori because the fire the agency had would have scattered all three and this way just Nori is lost. Thankfully, at his last foster home twins, Bofur and Bombur adopt him as a brother. So Bifur Khaz takes in all three when they age out. Now word has come of the Royal Ball and a crown prince that is looking for a spouse. Nori doesn’t care about royalty but knows it is his best chance to find Ori and Dori. What is a Cinderfella to do but to make sure that he makes it to that ball?
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A Sci-fi story starting on the Station Ri, where two brothers work by night running the station, and their AI, SCRIBE works by day. Kili, Fili, Balin, and Dwalin need to make a pitstop there to fix their ship, Keeper, after a run in with orcs, but when they arrive there at midday, only two robots are manning the station.
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The Prank War Chronicles by badgerandk, chaos_monkey, Gondolin, JessKo, melesmelesbadger, MortisBane, MotherRameses, orphan_account, ZsforSs
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017)
20 Jun 2019
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Trouble with Faces by Resacon1990
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
17 Jun 2015
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A quick trip to the elven traveller of the month was enough for the entire Shire to realise that Belladonna and Bungo Baggins had a face blind son.
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Waking up in Middleearth only to be wedded to an burly Dwarf by MaggYme
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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Maya wakes up on top of a mountain.
Climbing down, she encounters a caravan of Dwarves. YES DWARVES! Realizing she was nowhere near home, she accepted the offer and join them.
Arriving at Erebor, the Elders only allow her to stay under one condition: Marrying a Dwarf.
This is the story, how Maya meets Dwalin, becomes his wife, and starts her live in Erebor. Without understanding a word of what is being said.Bookmarked by badgerandk
13 Jul 2026
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Fantastic OC who doesn't speak the language in Middle Earth. Poor Dwalin who is misunderstood and in waaaay over his head.
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Stone and Sparrow by Geekery
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
02 Aug 2026
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When the dwarves open a looted chest in the troll cave, they expect gold or weapons.
Instead, they find a girl.
Small, bloodied, and barely breathing, she is nothing like anything Dwalin has seen before. She does not speak. She does not fight. And whatever hunted her has left marks deeper than wounds.
Ava does not know how she came to Middle Earth. She only knows she ran, and that she did not really escape.
Taken in by Thorin’s Company, she must learn to survive among warriors of stone while piecing herself back together. But as fear slowly gives way to fragile trust, one gruff dwarf finds himself standing closer than the rest.
Closer than he ever intended.
Bookmarked by badgerandk
13 Jul 2026
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Kailey!OC x Awesomely protective Dwalin
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The Alacritous Defenestration of Sense (Otherwise Known As Dwalin’s Ring Solution) by Cupcake_Princess
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
31 Jul 2026
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On the morning of the twenty-sixth of February in the year ninety-one of the Fourth Age, Dwalin, Son of Fundin, died.
On the evening of the twenty sixth of April in the year two thousand nine hundred and forty-one of the Third Age, it became quickly apparent that death was only a minor inconvenience.
Dwalin has another plan this time around. One that involves returning a certain piece of evil jewellery directly to sender before Sauron gains a foothold on Middle Earth. Maybe it’ll save a few people he cares about. Maybe he’ll get a little longer with his husband.
And maybe, just maybe, he’s not the only one doing this a second time over.
Split POV, plenty of Nwalin, Gigolas and Bagginshield.
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- Part 1 of Resurrections Most Vexing
Bookmarked by badgerandk
12 Jul 2026
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Still need to read but know I will love it
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When he opened them again, he wasn't in the West. He was in Bag End.
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He rolled off his stone cot, reaching instinctively for his axes, Keeper and Grasper. His hands met empty air. He looked at his palms,they were calloused, yes, but the deep scars from the Battle of the Five Armies were gone.
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aka bilbo and dwalin are friends died and woke up in their past body's. they help each other save thorin, fili and kili.Bookmarked by badgerandk
12 Jul 2026
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Dwalin Time Travels and so Does Bilbo