b0rtney (b00mgh)
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Poorly Timed Time Travel by b0rtney (b00mgh)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
After his death in Nightless City, Wei Wuxian wakes up on the night of the burning of Lotus Pier. Leagues away in the Cloud Recesses, so does Lan Wangji.
How will the course of the Sunshot Campaign change with these two having regressed?(Jiang Yanli accidentally picks up demonic cultivation, the majority of the Jiang survive, and there's suddenly some people around who know how the whole thing plays out, that's how)
-
Tags
Summary
Uther catches Merlin using magic to do laundry, and when Arthur insists that shouldn't be grounds for execution, Uther assumes his son must be under an enchantment.
And gay love sure is an enchantment, but... uh.... not this time buddy.Anyway, the king tortures Merlin to break the enchantment, and Merlin is just kicking his feet and giggling the whole time because "oh my god he LIKES me"
-
Tags
Summary
Kyo gets back from the store and finds the dojo has caught fire. Everyone got out, except Tohru.
(so of course he runs in there instead of waiting for emergency services) -
Ring Shenanigans by b0rtney (b00mgh)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
Bilbo drops the Ring. He's glad to be rid of it. It had gotten so heavy lately, so unevenly were his pockets weighted that sometimes he would even stumble a bit, and Frodo would ask after his health, and Bilbo would shoo him outside and inspect the golden gleam of the Ring in solitude. He's so glad it's gone, really.
No matter, he turns out the door of Bag End to begin the trek to Rivendell, eyes shut against the harsh light of the full moon.
When he opens his eyes into the moonlight, Bag End is nowhere to be found. He turns and turns and turns and only finds forest ahead of him and the exit of a stony tunnel behind. He's out of breath, though he hadn't been running before. His pockets are unevenly weighted once again.The One Ring realizes that once it gets into Frodo and the Fellowship's hands, the power of friendship will certainly win out. So instead, it timeloops Bilbo Baggins. He cannot drop The Ring, give it away, or die without resetting the loop.
-
Tags
Summary
It is the Blitz in Britain and Merlin is called to the RAF hangar because some blonde himbo just sprinted in shouting in an ancient gaelish dialect and stole a plane to go shoot down nazis.
In other words, Albion's need is greatest, and Arthur Pendragon is back... provided he doesn't get himself killed immediately by not knowing how to land a plane.