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cheat codes to nuke your unfilial disciple’s concurrent business (stealth edition!) by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2026
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The Court Official Servant Slutting Brigade (a deeply offending and UNFEMINIST moniker to refer to the excellent professional staff of imperial household maintenance that Tialang-jun ought NOT to use, thank you!) has a clear prospect winner on the race towards the Emperor’s sacred loin.
To no one’s surprise, It’s Shen Qingqiu’s Shizun demonic lookalike.
Or: ‘Master Huang’ is such a low-effort, low-reward surveillance scheme; Luo Binghe can do better in his sleep. While Shen Qingqiu was having fun on his monster studies thesis tour of the Abyss, his Shizun was studying subterfuge, innovating infiltration and perfecting pretense to uncharted levels of deceptive deviancy, even for demonic ethical sensibilities.
Fanfanfiction of Like A Tooth From A Mouth (I Leave A Hole). Canon divergence in chapter 88.
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In the harrowing tranches of mediocre compulsive heterosexuality, Alex used to be Yoba’s strongest soldier, and she made it all Seb’s problem.
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The death of a nation could not stop the Uchiha from dominating the international market as Konoha Village's greatest local produce export.
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let slip the spoils of war by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
23 Dec 2025
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“Why kill your enemy,” the grandmaster mused, bone white fingers resting on Chrom’s hair, “when you can make a dog out of them instead?”
Chrom bit his arm to the blood.
Or: A loose chrobin Captive Prince!AU, two years down the line.
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no ethical consumption under jun-wuism by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2025
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As far as Her Highness the Eldest Princess of Xian Le, the beloved Flower-Crowned Imperial Noble Consort was concerned, ‘Body in abyss, heart in paradise’ should be carved on the ceiling of every marital bed in the palace.
The lowest-ranked concubine in exile at the furthest margins of the inner palace would like to respectfully disagree. In retrospect, marital beds aren’t so bad after sleeping on piles of filthy rags in a ditch for fifteen years. That spoiled little Imperial Noble Consort truly didn’t know her luck!
(Or: the imperial harem/courtesan hualesbian AU no one asked for.)
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ill-advised decisions universe by atomicmuffin
Fandom The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
07 Jul 2023
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Hua Cheng Week 2k19 by atomicmuffin
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Todofam Month 2k19 by atomicmuffin
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2019
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Starlight, Parabellum by theunbearablelightnessofbeeing
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
19 Jul 2026
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Anya Forger has lived five lives. In every single one, Damian Desmond becomes Prime Minister, delivers a stirring yet ill-advised speech, and declares a war nobody asked for.
This life, Anya opts out. She ignores politics, eats pastries, and lets history ruin itself without her involvement. That ends when she saves Damian’s life, and he responds like any sensible future warlord would: by proposing immediately. Now she’s engaged to the man who’ll destroy the world, and worse, her plan to do nothing with her life has gone off the rails.
It’s all going surprisingly well, aside from the constant sense she’s being outmanoeuvred in a game nobody wants to admit they’re playing.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
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21 Jul 2026
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The Power of Love by pallas_rose for 7PhoenixAshes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Fifth Element (1997)
25 Sep 2023
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“Be normal,” said Luo Binghe. “No liking SVSSS.”
A Fifth Element fusion (among other things).
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19 Jul 2026
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As the elevator began its ascension it wasn’t just a shiver that rattled through Mark's body.
His stomach would clench, muscles tensing as if on the brink of orgasm as the elevator doors opened a second later. Mark hadn’t truly touched himself since Gemma’s passing – not for lack of trying, of course, but because every time he did try, her face would pass by his eyelids and her fingernails would scratch against his back, a ghost returning to torture him with imaginary bliss. Mark supposed that he was getting so pent up that his innie was feeling it too, but, why was his innie leaving work about to burst instead of taking care of it beforehand? It felt torturous, like some kind of message.
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OR: what if YOU were so lonely you started having an affair with yourself? well, talk to mark!
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19 Jul 2026
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enchantments that can sway his mind by orphan_account for DigitalMeowMix
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
24 Jun 2019
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Jester’s tail goes high, twisting with a sudden creeping sort of unease, even though that doesn’t make any sense, there’s nothing to be worried about. “Put what in who’s drink?” she asks.
“That handsome green half orc you’re always drawing for me looking so dashing,” he says, teasing, playful, friendly. “I put a potion in his drink so that he would fall in love with you.”
“You did what,” Jester says.
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14 Jul 2026
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Luffy isn’t interested in that kind of thing. That’s what Luffy hears all the time, at least. It gets repeated a few times over, and it seems inoffensive enough, even if Luffy doesn’t quite get what people mean by it.
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Luffy hears people talk about romance and sex, and he doesn't quite get it. Zoro, however, he gets.
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14 Jul 2026