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“Floyd.”, Riddle growls, managing to keep his voice down with what seems to be sheer willpower, his hand is already tightly wrapped around his magic pen. Uh. Floyd really isn’t looking forward spending a few days with that stupid anti-magic collar around his neck, though. He doesn’t want to ask Jade or Azul to intervene in his favor either. “Off with your-”
So, before Riddle can finish his recitation, Floyd leans in and cuts him off with a kiss.
Heh. He tastes as sweet as he thought. Like cherry pie.
Or
It starts like their usual bickering, until Floyd gets a little too creative while trying to shut Riddle up on a whim.
It brings down a little existencial crisis or two, but well, Riddle is very good at problem solving.Bookmarked by What_TF_Am_I_Doing
06 Apr 2026
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AN: igay rights. #yeah
This fic is the result of a challenge where my best friend and I set a timer, started writing for a minute straight, and then traded off. Backspacing was not allowed. This is not even remotely serious.
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07 Feb 2026
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Floyd wants to conquer Riddle and use Ace as a source of information
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In August of 1998, Draco leaves behind everything he’s ever known. With the help of two middle-aged lesbians, a Muggle bookshop, and a new best friend, Draco’s future is finally looking up. That is, until Harry Potter wanders back into his life a year later, undoing everything Draco has worked towards.
Or, a tale about healing, forgiveness, and living for no one but yourself.
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Harry takes a straightforward approach in befriending Draco. Hijinks ensue.
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