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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Ilya makes Shane watch A Knight’s Tale (2001). Shane is already sexually frustrated, and Heath Ledger is really being no help whatsoever.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Sai doesn't know much about this man, except that he was the Rookie Nine's last pre-genin teacher. And he's one of Naruto's "precious people".
    Iruka doesn't know much about Sai, except that he's been teaching at the Academy for ten years and this is the first time they've met. Which means Sai trained somewhere else.
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    “I’m already paying for Naruto.” Iruka interrupts ... his patient smile never falters. “What’s the difference between paying for nine bowls and paying for ten?”
    “700 yen.”

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    13 Jul 2025

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    Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

    Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?

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    02 Jul 2025

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    The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

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    30 Jun 2025

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