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A Guilty God by INeedABurnerAccountOkay
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2026
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God is many things, but she won’t let it be said that she’s not a woman of her word.
So she does what the angel and demon asked for. She creates a new, Godless universe.
She parts with everything from the old universe, lets it disappear into nothingness. A nothingness that she herself has inhabited for … well, forever, frankly.
And then she leans back. Takes a deep breath and relaxes. Sits there in her infinite nothingness. Her infinite silence. Her infinite …
Boredom.
Oh GOD she’s so bored.
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Post season 3 fix it!
Part 2 here: The Right Decision
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- Part 1 of What Happens Next?
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Ineffable Husbands Oneshots by EmeraldAshes
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jun 2020
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Have I Mentioned That I’m Gay Today? by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jan 2020
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After three years, Aziraphale finally finds an opportunity to come out at the office, his manager Gabriel tries way too hard to be supportive, Beelzebub just wants everyone to shut up, and Crowley is having altogether too much fun with this.
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- Part 6 of Ineffable Husbands Oneshots
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The Culinary Preferences of Sirens, a preliminary review by lucky_spike for Kedreeva
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 May 2020
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Spinoff of the wonderful fic Siren's Song, by Kedreeva, here is just a goofy little fic I wrote in which the Siren's Song is becalmed, the Them and co. get bored, and Crowley tries some new foods.
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“And -” he pauses, looks to Warlock and gets an encouraging nod, and starts again, “And today we were thinking, well, what does it matter what he thinks? Everyone’s taste is different. Like I like tuna, and Pepper doesn’t.”
“Blech,” says Pepper, as a matter of emphasis.Wensley nods. “And, and then we were saying, actually, you know Crowley’s not even a human, and he eats barnacles,” Crowley nods, because yes, he does, he’s rather fond of them, actually, “so I wonder if he had to review the food what he would say?”
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17 Jun 2026
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The Apple Doesn't Fall Far by cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Dec 2024
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Down-and-out Crowley is a mess. And that would be fine if not for his mounting pile of bills.
When he gets a call from a lawyer saying he has inherited a large sum of money and an old property in the sleepy village of Whickber, his luck seems to change.
However, there’s a catch. If the cottage is destroyed, he can’t get the inheritance.
Enter reluctant Parish Councillor Aziraphale Fell, who has been put in charge of the new Eden development set to crash through Apple Tree Cottage.
The only way Crowley can save it: move there.
As the battle over the cottage heats up, Crowley and Aziraphale are forced to question their loyalties and uncover the surprising truth that sometimes the key to the future lies in preserving the past.
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06 Jun 2026