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His upper body seizes again, each nerve-ending firing. This time the jolt of pain is so strong he sees stars for a second.
He closes his eyes against the onslaught of… everything as the Sandsteamer rattles around him. He hopes Wolfwood has made it to the engine room.
The singing and ringing and rattling come to a crescendo as their hands make contact through the glass. He feels sick with guilt and pain. The tingling returns like a bullet piercing him, and then, for a single blissful moment, everything inside Vash stills.And then he screams.
———————Or: Vash suffers from some unwanted changes to his body
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Merlin pulls another bushel of wormwood from the jar and sets it in the mortar again. He rereads the medicinal text for the fifth time, and then slowly begins crushing the herb again. This time, he envisions folding his magic back into his skin in the way he’s seen Cook fold batter for cakes. Gentle motions in time with the turn of the pestle. The ever present buzz of his magic begins to fade from his ears as he adds drops of pine-sap and watered down honey.
It's only when his magic has subdued somewhat, that he notices the other person in the room.Arthur.
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this is a companion piece of "to watch the light of your eyes" from Merlin's POV
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- Part 2 of oh to be near you
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“Aren’t there others who need your help?”
“Perhaps,” Merlin’s response is immediate, “but seeing as the King has entered my tent, I find it prevalent to tend to him first.”
Arthur’s stomach sinks like a stone. Merlin only gets respectful when he’s hiding something.
They don’t hold secrets from each other anymore. Or at the very least, it's something they are working on. But old habits die hard, especially when they think it’s to protect the other.
Which means Merlin is hiding something he thinks will upset Arthur. Which also means it has to do with magic.
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this was just an excuse to write about Physician!Merlin healing people, and then hurt comfort attacked.Series
- Part 1 of oh to be near you
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A semi connected, semi disjointed series of snippets of John and his thoughts on his past, humanity, the world, and most importantly: Arthur.
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death inspires me me, like a dog inspires a rabbit by Kermitted_to_the_Bit
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Oct 2024
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The first clap of thunder sounds a bit distant, but it's loud. He scans the sky, looking away from the mamma cow and her calf, who just got the fright of its so-far short life. He doesn’t see any clouds on the horizon, but the sky definitely seems darker than before.
Martin doesn’t have an umbrella on him, and he’d really rather not get drenched in some Scottish rain. But he’d also rather not return to the cottage in the middle of a Statement, so he’s stuck contemplating what to do.
When the second clap sounds out a minute or so later, it brings with it an awful prickling sensation right across Martin’s neck. A feeling not unlike stepping into the Archives…
Oh fuck
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Olympiantober by Kermitted_to_the_Bit
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
04 Oct 2021
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HoO Fics by Kermitted_to_the_Bit
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
04 Oct 2021
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my Heroes of Olympus fanfics.
They do not need to be read in order and do not follow on from each other.
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
09 Oct 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
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02 Jul 2026
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Aug 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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17 Jun 2026
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Forgive me, Saint Christopher, for the boy will drown by Sherb42
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
05 Oct 2026
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Ship Engineer ‘Rocky’ of the B.L.I.P.-A knows that he’s going to die in Tau Ceti, he's known since the day that he joined the taskforce as their chief mathematician and engineer. That hasn’t stopped him from holding out all alone in his ailing ship, trying desperately to complete the mission on his own.
God willing, of course. Earth is doomed if he doesn’t.
So, when an alien astrophage-powered craft from another star comes into view, his only hope is that this is the Hail Mary that he has been praying for his entire life.
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PHM 'Species Swap’ AU. Human Rocky, Eridian Grace.
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17 Jun 2026
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"W-where am I?" she asks, more than half-afraid to hear the answer.
"Raccoon City Police Department," he says. "I'm Leon Kennedy."
Grace's mouth falls open. She stares. And stares, and keeps staring.
That's why he looked familiar. Because that's Leon's face, minus maybe thirty years. He looks like he's her age.
What the fuck?
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