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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Jaina's a PhD student trying not to feel too bitter about being alone for the holidays. Sylvanas is a vampire a little frustrated that the hunter she intended to drain is actually just a rather naive human.

    But when Jaina sees the opportunity to have a - companion - around for the Christmas break, she decides to defy all known logic and invite her would be killer to stay for the holiday. In exchange for Sylvanas' somewhat... lacking company, she'll offer up a steady supply of blood and access to her Netflix subscription.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Jaina's been living a pretty sub-par life so far, all things considered.
    So after another bad shift at the diner, she shouldn't really be surprised when a truck comes hurtling into the pedestrian crossing. Still, it's a bit of a culture shock when she wakes up on Azeroth, rather than in the hospital or the morgue.
    Even worse, they think she's a Horde spy - one that's taken the Lord Admiral's face, and won't change her ridiculous story no matter what.

    And Sylvanas? Well, it's bad enough letting the Alliance have one Jaina Proudmoore; she's certainly not going to let them have two.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    In the year 1857 AC the journal of the king that solidified the rule of the Baratheon dynasty was found. The surprisingly frank and direct journal entries give Dr. Hedda Barath a rather unique insight in what life was in Westeros 1500 years ago.

     

    With growing unease, I note that the so venerated Maesters at Oldtown have started to adjust the events of my reign in a nearly utopian narration. Gone are the mistakes I made in my reign, gone are the hunger and thirst, the blood and the sickness, only the glory and honorable deaths are left. Nothing of the cravenness in my own ranks, instead the only ones that were craven were my enemies. Men and women that stood opposite me are demonized into fantasy. I cannot abide this farce, I simply cannot. So in these last days before the Stranger takes me too I will attempt to give an account of my life, the events that shaped me and my rule.
     

    King Joffrey Baratheon, First of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm.

    SI-OC, Self-Insert, memories of another life

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    24 Sep 2023

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    Living in a body that wasn't hers was easy compared to living in a world where dragons existed, men had magic, and the greatest succession war in history was about to happen.

    Or: Where Scarlett Jones reincarnates as Alicent Hightower and says no to the Stranger's face.

    [Team Black]

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    10 Apr 2026

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    A week before the newest Extermination is full of dread and anticipation. Heaven has internal conflicts about redemption. Hell has popcorn ready for the fight.

    Choices have been made. No one can go back. But Heaven is in for a bit of a shock when someone comes forward with information about a traitor in Heaven and the Treaty being broken.

    Adam is willing to entertain her. If only the others would be less annoying. If there is a traitor he will gladly deal with them. If this baby bird is making it all up she better at least be entertaining.

    Charlie is on a mission because she is determined to find out why an Ars Goetia attacked one of her friends. She and Vaggie are set on getting back what was stolen.

    King Paimon regrets his entire progeny. He has been gone for just 1 year or is it 20? Why are his descendants idiots?! His granddaughter could ruin them all.

    The Archangels all have conflicting views and Emily just doesn't understand why souls are being killed.

    A chaotic meeting of Hell and Heaven begins.

    Who is the traitor?

    Why did the Exterminations begin?

    Why is Adam so vehement against redemption?

    What the actual Hell is wrong with that sheep?

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    10 Apr 2026

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