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“No.” Abed had asserted. “Craig is Craig now.” He had shrugged. “Like Steve Urkel or Jessie Pinkman. A character that was supposed to be written out but stuck around because audiences love him.”Jeff had just sighed and said, “There are no audiences, Abed. Because this is real life.”
Abed had given Jeff a shrewd look. The kind he pulls out sometimes when he seems to know more than he’s saying but isn’t sure how to express it. After a moment of eye contact, Abed had shrugged carelessly. “I’m just saying that makes him a viable love interest now.”
Jeff struggles to imagine Season Seven but he's figuring it out.
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- Part 1 of Season 7
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My Disordered Road Always Led Straight Back into You by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
21 Nov 2024
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Their favorite habit since making a home together has been smoking weed in the sunroom at twilight. Marty hates how many cigarettes Rust smokes, even after cutting back. The taste is always sour on his tongue when they kiss. But he’s been respectful of the fact that tobacco and nicotine are nowhere near as bad as the alcohol and the harder shit Crash was into. Besides, the number of cigs diminished compared to what he could put away in the front seat in ’95. Marty doesn’t keep alcohol in the house anymore, thinks both of their livers are penning them thank you letters for being spared cirrhosis. Rust was lucky to dry out in a coma and is doing his damnedest to stay off that particular wagon, so the smoke takes some of the edge off.
Marty spirals upwards
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We Have a Great Wanting in Common by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
28 Oct 2024
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Audrey doesn’t know how she ended up here—face throbbing, upper body bent over the steering wheel of her beat-up Honda in the driveway of her estranged father’s tiny rancher. She throws the burner phone back into her messy pile of clothes, heart is still pounding. The sweat covering her hands is now smeared all over the steering wheel and mixed with dried blood from her previously weeping wound. The inside of the car smells like copper and black ice air freshener.
Audrey breaks the flat circle.
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EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE IS SUGGESTIVE BUT UNSURPRISING
Greendale Gossip and Technology Daily
Grogu Michelle, Journalism Major, Gay Law MinorAnother day at Greendale, another campus-wide email leak. In a failed but adorable effort to get ahead of our brave, dedicated student journalists, Dean Pelton held a press conference for the first time in over a week to address the content of his emails. To no one’s surprise, he had a frowning Professor Winger shoulder-to-top-of-head with him at the podium. The pair of them standing erect at the podium had everyone in the crowd imagining them together somewhere less vertical.
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- Part 2 of Season 7
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How Does My Body Look in This Light? by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
27 Aug 2021
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Eddie (01:35 AM): inside of me there are two wolves
Eddie (01:35 AM): they both hate youRichie (01:47 AM): ✂️✂️
The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.
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Long before you came Love was never the subject by GreendaleHumanBeing
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22 Nov 2024
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Modern AU where the Band of the Hawk are the deadliest crew of assassins in the underworld. Not that there's a whole lot of plot, because it's mostly just set-dressing for the porn.
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25 Sep 2026
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After wandering Midland for a year, Guts returns to Griffith in the snow.
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23 Sep 2026
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“I mean,” said Guts, “it’s not...so bad. When it’s just you.”
Three times Guts let himself be touched.
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15 Sep 2026
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After the ball, Griffith comes to him to thank him for his great work.
Or at least, that is the excuse he uses.
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14 Sep 2026
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somewhere else the sky is falling, somewhere else it gets back up by lunavagant
Fandoms: Berserk (Anime & Manga)
17 May 2026
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Thunder rolls deafeningly loud over their heads, and Griffith looks up.
And stops.
There is a crack in the sky.
Guts reaches the top of the hand sooner during the Eclipse and gets swept up in Ubik's visions alongside Griffith.
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14 Sep 2026