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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,951
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 614
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- 27,107
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- 5,259
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- 192,313
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21 Sep 2026
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No Speak, Only Batman by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Jun 2022
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Batman doesn't use words, those prehistoric, plebian things. Instead, he stares deeply into your eyes, waits for you to absorb his meaning, and leaves. Either that or he fights it out like a normal person.
Or, in which Batman's unique communication style is spectacularly unhelpful.
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- Part 5 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,486
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 140
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- 7,085
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- 645
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- 44,889
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21 Sep 2026
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5 Times Jason Todd didn't swear (+ one time Bruce did) by WeatherboyButDerogatory
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
12 Feb 2023
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Jason gets lectured by Bruce for swearing too much, and he figures he can have some fun with it. Cue; concerned family members.
“Well,” Jason said, turning towards the waffles which had started to beep, “I’m hoping that by doing this, I can annoy everyone enough with my not-cursing that he lets me curse again.”
Dick stared at him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,785
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
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- 77
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- 2,839
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- 446
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- 23,938
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11 Sep 2026
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thrown into the nest by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts for Evern (EvernKillian)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2024
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Harry had assumed he was a beta. Well, he had after someone explained the absolute nonsense of secondary genders in mages to him.
Then, at the age of sixteen-and-a-half, years after most people present, Harry’s body decides it’s now an omega. It did not consult the rest of him and he’s frankly a little miffed.
(An ace ABO fic)
Second chapter: Tom's rut edition
Third chapter: Moving in together
Fourth chapter: Causing a stir
Fifth chapter: Nesting- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,442
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 304
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- 5,576
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- 1,459
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- 53,353
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02 Jun 2026
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Relationships tend to grow and morph with age. Never happening all at once, the thoughts, feelings, and habits tend to take root early and flourish from there. These are the glimpses into the development of Spencer Reid and Aaron Hotchner's relationship as it changes through the years. *Note, this will EVENTUALLY turn to romance*
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- 271,487
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 59
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28 Dec 2025
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The Dark Lord thinks Harry is hot, pass it on by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2024
- Words:
- 4,235
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- 2
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- 208
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29 Jun 2025
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Harry decides to write to Voldemort in a bid to get him to calm down and stop giving him migraines so he can actually focus on his schoolwork. The consequences of this decision change everything.
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- Part 1 of Letters to a Wedding
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,357
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 26
- Comments:
- 933
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- 8,641
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- 2,095
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- 167,184
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29 Jun 2025
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The Bachelor Dad Style by katydid for AloeVeraSpeaks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Nov 2021
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After convicting Hisashi Midoriya of being a deadbeat, Principal Nezu invokes an ancient U.A. tradition to find Izuku a new father. Izuku and his half a dozen potential fathers are roped into the Bachelor Dad Style whether they like it or not.
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- Part 34 of Dad for One Short Fiction
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,084
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 247
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- 2,806
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- 386
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- 26,995
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19 Jun 2025
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You should see me in a crown by Mysteryheart, Whovian378
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jan 2024
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Emperor Marvolo Slytherin is looking for his Empress!
"Emperor Slytherin will be hosting a summer long Selection Tournament at Hogwarts Castle. The tournament will include challenges of wit, power and resourcefulness. Whoever the winner may be will become the next Empress."To the Potters this is horrible news, but to Hekate it's her best chance to escape them. Despite being everything her parents should want, they've always chosen her selfish, belligerent sister. So when they demand she enter the tournament to assassinate the Emperor, she decides to take it as her chance to get away from them. Forever.
And so the overlooked and undervalued eldest Potter daughter is finally taking her place in society. She saw an opportunity and took it. Now, so close to her goal, she refuses to be silenced. That crown will be hers.
Flufftober Prompt 4: A Cinderella Moment
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 9
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- 101
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- 3,319
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- 46,945
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17 Jun 2025
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“Abashed the Devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is, and saw virtue in her shape how lovely: saw, and pined his loss."
-John Milton, 'Paradise Lost'In September of 1942, Tom Riddle is a brilliant, bitter schoolboy on the precipice of becoming a monster. Already wearing his first Horcrux around his finger, he doesn’t plan to let anything halt his ascent towards realizing his ultimate goal: becoming the greatest Dark Lord the world has ever seen.
But when a powerful and mysterious transfer student arrives at Hogwarts, Tom’s initial spark of interest rapidly ignites into an all-consuming obsession, threatening to unravel his carefully laid plans.
When ambition and pride run up against regret and repentance, what will be the outcome? Is there such thing as a soul too mutilated to save?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 111,708
- Chapters:
- 33/?
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,954
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- 9,356
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- 2,952
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- 329,091
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05 Jan 2025
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Voice of An Angel: WHY IS AULIS SO GODDAMN LONG?! by FlamingWildflower
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
03 Jan 2026
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Odysseus of Ithaca had always been different. Relying more on intelligence then strength, cunning over pure power, he had always stood out. But, he never realized how much he stood out until he left the safety of his kingdom to fight in the war.
Using his charms to get what he wanted was all well and good, but not if it gained some unwanted attention. After all, he never learnt how to tone it down and now, he's starting to realize that some people might take his actions as further than he ever intended. Add to that a mysterious God that had blessed him with a power that he never knew he had and he was in for the wildest ride of his life.
Oh dear...
Looks like things were about to get messy.
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- Part 1 of Song of Broken Fates AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200,907
- Chapters:
- 95/95
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 10,754
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- 8,109
- Bookmarks:
- 1,023
- Hits:
- 322,557
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31 Dec 2024
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“Harry Potter.”
The cold burrowed into his flesh; the scent of cloying death and molding earth clogged his senses.
“The Boy Who Lived.”
A strange sense of unimaginable loss and disappointment rose inside of Harry. That brilliant, yet cruel boy could’ve been so much more if he’d not stepped down this bloodied path.
Terrible, but great. He pitied this creature.
“Come to die.”
Harry Potter faced the flash of green light with the bravery of a Gryffindor and the broken heart of a Hufflepuff.
When Death gives Harry a third option, one that can save everyone he ever cared about, he takes it unflinchingly. Even when that means doing the impossible: falling in love with the enemy, Tom Riddle.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 361,797
- Chapters:
- 59/125
- Comments:
- 12,190
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- 29,368
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13 Oct 2024
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06 Oct 2024
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How to train your Deku by Katzumi_san
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Sep 2025
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Izuku stood under the heavy rain watching the sludge villain that attacked him less than an hour ago hold Kacchan captive, suffocating his former best friend the same way he did to him before and no one was doing anything about it. There were plenty of heroes and yet not a single one of them was doing anything to save him.
The sludge grew in size due to the rain, making it harder for Bakugou to break free from the villain’s hold.
His feet moved before his mind could process it, the sky crackling with lightning with every step he took.
A lightning bolt struck him and Izuku felt his body change
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 138,662
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Comments:
- 468
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- 1,576
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- 553
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- 60,191
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20 Aug 2024
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In Which Midoriya Confuses A Lot of People, Starts A Manhunt, and Becomes A Hero by legal_kidnapping
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Mar 2021
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Midoriya needs a new outlet for his hero research and accidentally creates a viral YouTube channel.
Or: Midoriya makes some new friends, learns to fight, and gets into UA and amasses an army of fans that protect him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,563
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 168
- Comments:
- 1,557
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- 41,099
- Bookmarks:
- 11,145
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- 411,721
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19 Aug 2024
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In the summer preceding his 5th year, Harry’s forced into a trip with the Dursleys to Spinner’s End to meet one of Petunia’s old friends, and while he’s there, he gets hit by a car.
The author wants you to consider Harry’s luck. No, seriously, ruminate on it for a second. Now, the author wants you to guess who might’ve just run him over.
Yeah. That’s right. Severus Snappy himself.
Oh man. Sure do wonder what’ll happen next.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,536
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 885
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- 2,627
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- 818
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- 41,949
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21 Jul 2024
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I know a guy by milktye
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Apr 2023
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“They’re wearing party hats and hitting his body like a piñata.” Inko began to cry as she explained the situation to her husband
“They're playing ‘Party in the USA’ by Miley Cyrus.” She cried out, choking on her tears.
“We live in Japan, Hisashi. We live in Japan!”
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Midoriya Izuku knows a guy, which leads to him taking over the commission, collecting siblings, and beating endeavors corpse as a family
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,079
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 71
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- 3,320
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- 657
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- 20,556
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14 Jul 2024
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god Izuku needs a nap by Universal_stoat
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 14,707
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- 2
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- 343
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06 Jul 2024
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05 Jul 2024
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pass the pickles, problem child by osamugiris
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Dec 2022
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Midoriya nodded, shoving more mayonnaise in his mouth. "Yup. Wanna help?"
Shouta thought about it. "You have a mini-fridge in here."
"...Yeah?" Problem Child blinked.
"Tell me there's a jar of pickles in there, and you've got yourself a partner for the weekend."
The kid just grinned at him and set his... snack down on his empty desk before opening his small fridge in the corner and pulling out a giant jar of spicy dill pickles, holding it out to Shouta. The jar had to have taken up at least half the space in that tiny thing.
He handed it to Shouta and offered his own big ass jar to him. "Vanilla pudding?"
aizawa investigates a student up and about the dorms at 4am and finds his problem child in the middle of a manic episode, rearranging his room and eating pudding out of a mayonnaise jar.
well, he's up anyway. might as well join in and help out.
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- Part 5 of stupid bnha crack <3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,942
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 176
- Kudos:
- 3,837
- Bookmarks:
- 714
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- 20,962
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05 Jul 2024