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    maples n' peaches @kingcntyy
    saw the r*iders at a bar for the first time since moving
    to boston and i have quesitons for anyone else who has
    seen #81 off-ice in person... non-queer ppl dni btw
    [does-anyone-get-a-little-bit-of-a-gay-vibe.gif]
    3:42 AM ・ May 29, 2018
    9 Retweets ・ 4 Quote Tweets ・ 26 Likes

    go sf mission 2018 @isoakpanties
    Ilya Rozanov has not spent his lifetime laying truly
    generational amounts of pipe for you to disrespect
    his pussy game like this.
    💬 5 ・ 🔁 2 ・ ♡ 37

    Or: News articles, private text messages, and social media meltdowns from the 2017 to 2018 season of Major League Hockey.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    "Orochimaru is free, and Sasuke's in a fucking cage."

    ~~~~~

    Naruto doesn't want the arm Tsunade's cooked up for him. He can't stand the smell of meat. Every day brings new problems: food shortages, refugees, rising tensions between the nations. And of course...

    He was supposed to save the world. He was supposed to be a hero.

    How did things go so wrong?

    Was it always like this?

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    23 Jul 2026

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    This is a one-shot scene Rewrite of Lucifer confronting Vox from S2 except he's written to be a threat and more cunning than Vox. This would be Lucifer's first appearance in the show.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    26 May 2026

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    22 May 2026

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    shane hollander shirtless
    shane hollander sweaty
    how to flirt with autistic boy
    is it okay to ask someone if they’re gay
    shane hollander freckles
    shane hollander fight with scott hunter all angles
    ilya rozanov funniest moments
    loon attack survival rate
    what is compatible
    best flavored lube brand reddit

     

    OR - Hollanov’s story through the years told through the Google search history of Ilya Rozanov

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    20 May 2026

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    Faggot Patrol Officer #81 @iEatHollander
    im cryinggf at shane having a candy cig #LETSHANESMOKE2022
    jennie @sh24ies
    SHANE HOLLANDER IS THE LAST PERSON WHO WANTS TO SMOKE YOU SICK FUCK

    Shane Hollander is a poser. There's no denying it.

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    19 May 2026

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    LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine

    LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch

    LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau

    LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao    

    Crack/Texting fic. Cliff Marleau is dating Luca Haas. Ilya has some feelings about it.

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    19 May 2026

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    The poster reads, from the top:

    Times When it is Okay to Interrupt Mr. Malkin:

    1.) Hitler invades Russia
    2.) Fire
    3.) German U-boat spotted in the Allegheny
    4.) Sidney Crosby walks in the room

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    19 May 2026

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    The problem was that everyone who played for Boston, except for Ilya, was like a million years old and had forgotten what fun was, if they’d ever known. They were all, like, married with kids and their idea of a good time was a barbecue where they drank a few flat weak-ass beers and or went golfing. Ilya just wanted to have fun, okay? He just wanted to live.

    or

    Ilya gets traded to Montreal. Everything goes better than expected.

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    13 May 2026

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    The Boston Raiders tease Rozanov about his mystery long distance girlfriend, sending Jane stories and embarrassing pictures of Ilya. Shane and Ilya don’t think much of it - until Theo Michaud gets traded to from Boston to Montreal and updates his contact list.

    Set during Ilya's last year as a Raider and Michaud's first day as a Metro.

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    05 May 2026

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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    04 May 2026

  14. Rec 23

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    One morning, Ilya wakes up as a Hollander. Not by marriage but by adoption, becoming David and Yuna’s son at just 12 years old. Montreal accepts him as one of their own, turning him into Canada’s Golden Boy and hometown hero, and pitting him against the stoic, Russian Shane Rozanov. Quiet and lethal, Shane’s earned his reputation as the Ice King ever since he was drafted by Boston.

    In another dream/universe/dimension, Shane wakes up to the same mindfuck. How do they navigate each other’s lives, teams, and relationships? And more importantly, how do they find their way back together?

    Or, the role reversal fic nobody asked for.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    hockey twt socmed fics ft the neutral zone podcast

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Hayden Pike is notoriously terrible at noticing the many details his FanMail videos contain. It's a good thing that fans know how to keep silent.

    or,

    After the outing, we find out that a bunch of fans had already received fanmail from Hayden that featured mildly incriminating Hollanov lore but kept it to themselves.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    15 Apr 2026

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    The cuddle room, as Phil has dubbed it, started around the time of their first cup win.

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    12 Apr 2026

  19. Rec 84

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    Dedicated to Sidney Crosby's butt.

    We are all Tina Belcher.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    "He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"

    "You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.

    "Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."

    Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

    -

    or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    1,511
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    49,564

    12 Apr 2026

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