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    Wen Qing exhaled, her eyes darting back up to meet his. “Wei Wuxian, you have sexsomnia.”

    “Hah?” Wei Wuxian said, before awkwardly chuckling. “Is that some sort of kinky porn category?”

    “No,” Wen Qing replied, a look of wonder still on her face. “Though, if they recorded you, it would be.”

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    Or, Wei Wuxian is having sex with Lan Wangji in his sleep (he has no idea)

    Or, or, Lan Wangji just can't work out why his roommate only has sex with him when its night (he also has no idea)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “What do you want?” Jiang Cheng asked.

    “Sanctuary,” Lan Wangji said, prim and proper as he always was, the perfect untouchable iceberg as always, except maybe for the small child he was holding. “For me and my son.”

    “Wait, you fuck?”

    Wait, that wasn’t the right question.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    It's not a wedding unless the love of your life shows up after you haven't seen them in thirteen years.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Lan Wangji is staring at him with shockingly alert eyes.

     

    “Ah. Burger Man,” he says stoically. Wei Wuxian has a really hard time telling if the man is serious or fucking with him. But given that he has never seen the man being anything other than serious, he assumes that he’s probably drunk.

     

    “Yeah, I’m the Burger Man. And you’re Lan Wangji. Do you normally spend your Friday nights sitting on the street like this?” he asks.

     

    Lan Wangji looks around, as if he had not been aware they were on a street in the middle of the city. Had he blacked out? How much had he drunk? Was he on any drugs? There was no real way for Wei Wuxian to know.

     

    “Do not,” Lan Wangji finally responds, frowning at the pavement like it’s its fault that he’s sitting on it.

     

    Or, Wei Wuxian is slightly obsessed with the Hot Customer at work. After running into him on a night out, and consequently figuring out he has a kid, he somehow talks himself into getting to babysit said kid. So what if he starts crushing on this man who is obviously taken? Wei Wuxian has everything under control.

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    30 May 2026

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    While reeling from a mysterious kiss he receives on Phoenix Mountain during a hunt (maybe going blindfolded was a bad idea?), Wei Wuxian stumbles across a curse array and finds himself transformed into a rabbit. In the middle of a hunt! Good thing Lan Wangji is there to rescue him...or is it? Hasn't Wei Wuxian been spending the last three years trying not to get dragged back to Gusu?

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    05 May 2026