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Working in the states, in a hospital, is great. Wonderful. Just as perfect as Margaret thought it would be, she tells herself. Anything else would be a failure, and Margaret Houlihan does not acknowledge those. The unmoving walls around her bed at night tell a different story, though.
Then, there’s a phone call on a rainy afternoon. A voice from another world, a wind from the ocean. A memory.
And a while later, she’s sitting on a train, heading north. Seeing an old friend in a small town by the ocean, continuing the motion that started in Korea, 100 years ago.Series
- Part 2 of Life, continuing
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Letting My Eyes Close, Shedding My Soft Clothes by AlmostPleasantRebel
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
10 May 2026
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Weeks after Hawkeye leaves California, Margaret finds herself drifting through sleepless nights and lonely afternoons without him. Then, just before dawn, there’s a knock at her apartment door.
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They were in a war zone. They dealt with death and destruction constantly. But never like this.
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“You two sirs enjoy your fishing trip."
“Much obliged,” BJ grinned, “and no more ‘sir’s, Private. It’s BJ and Hawkeye.”
“Doctors Pierce and Hunnicutt if you’re nasty,” Hawkeye added as he began loading their fishing gear into the back of the jeep.
The private smiled as he bent down to pick up the tool box on his left, “Well, BJ and Hawkeye, I’m Gene McGill. Most folks call me Righty, though.”
“Righty? Where’d you pick up a name like that,” Hawkeye asked, rounding back to BJ’s side.
Righty lifted his toolbox onto the closed hood and faced the two men. For the first time, BJ could get a full look at the young private. His eyes traveled from the top of Righty’s head (the kid was only a little shorter than BJ), down his shoulders, and stopped at the empty air where the private’s left arm should have been.
“Well,” Righty began, shifting awkwardly, “it’s a little obvious, isn’t it?”
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While a lull in the fighting occurs, the 4077 welcomes some new faces to their unit. Hawkeye and BJ try to help a drafted amputee get sent home, Margaret worries that a socially awkward nurse may not last in the long run, and problems with the PA system bring Radar face-to-face with and old rival. -
your closets of backlogged dreams, and how you left them all to me by dogs_of_clinic_17
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
06 May 2026
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Margaret's father dies. Hawkeye is in Chicago at a medical conference.
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Through the Eyes of John by MrsReadalot for Floopdeedoopdee
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
05 May 2026
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Three Johns, three different POV of the same incident.
After a mission gone bad, all four members of TF141 are in desperate need of medical attention. They try to work past their injuries to protect their teammates, but what happens when Price collapses and Ghost is stuck in a flashback, attacking the people that try to help him? Can an injured Soap defuse a volatile situation and prevent a disaster?
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B.J. has lost everything. His job, his marriage, and (for now, at least), access to his child.
Hawkeye's determined to prove that there's at least someone B.J. will never lose.
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Suicide Isn't Painless
This is something that Hawkeye came to realize recently.
You could say that it began when he was drafted, but it really kicked off after Trapper left.
Regardless, the semantics of it never mattered much to Pierce.
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A series of letters from Margaret Houlihan to her friends detailing her new life with her roommate Virginia as she pursues medical school.
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"Now, Major, I know you've known Captain Pierce for a long time. Can you think of any moments where his interactions with fellow men seemed suspect, dishonorable, or indecent? Anything that he said or did that seemed to betray the fact that he is a homosexual?"
A million suspect moments, Margaret thinks. A million. But none of them dishonorable. None of them indecent.
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Radar receives the letter from their former colonel, whose plane didn't get shot down over the Sea of Japan. (Too bad it didn't happen in the series.)
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"Hawkeye, this is important. It's about a- a certain thing of yours that was intercepted at the post office in Seoul earlier today."
"Oh?"
"A certain tape with your voice on it."
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Or: Hawkeye records a message for his dad. Frank somehow managed to get his hands on it and decided it'd be perfect to blackmail Hawkeye with. Only, he wasn't prepared for how many people would side against him.
In the meantime, B. J. gets used to living beside Hawkeye and vice versa. He even helps Hawkeye open up more to the camp chaplain, and discovers some important things about himself in the process.
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- Part 6 of MASHfics
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“A steak?”
“What’s so wrong with a steak?” Frank said. “It was a perfectly fine meal.”
“Everyone’s had a steak,” Pierce said.
“Steak’s so pedestrian,” BJ added.
“Really? Mine takes the train.”
Or: the boys talk food while they're stranded.
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“But the war ended years ago,” Hawkeye said, more firmly now.
They all looked at each other, lost for words.
Potter sat on the side of the cot and spoke quietly. “This is a new war. A different one. Hawkeye, we’re in 1952.”
Following a bombing raid on the 4077, Hawkeye wakes up with no memory of Korea, the war, the 4077th and his best friend.
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Charles gave BJ’s shoulder what he guessed might be intended as a reassuring squeeze, but it did the opposite-BJ was startled and alarmed. Why was Charles trying to reassure him? He instinctively leaned away from the hand while trying not to move his head, as Charles, Lieutenant Epps, and Father Mulcahy appeared to have a brief conversation. They all looked slightly troubled, especially Father Mulcahy, whose eyebrows were knit tightly together, a hand wrapped around his rosary. ... God, this was infuriating, BJ thought, wishing he could understand what they were saying.
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Basically, what if it was BJ who lost his hearing in Goodbye, Farewell and Amen?
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A week after Hawkeye loses a patient on the operating table, Trapper loses track of him on a bender in Seoul. Trapper finds him in a compromising position with an Air Force officer, a man, and things end up worse than Trapper could have imagined. Can their friendship survive this? (Spoiler: It can, and then some.)
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- Part 1 of War Buddies
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Margaret has Frank on his hand and knees on her cot, spanking him. He loves being treated this way by her. Being dominated and spanked and told her can't touch himself or cum.
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Charles lets another talent go to his head.
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Margaret starts wearing her wedding ring more often. Frank cries about it.
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Frank and Hawkeye became a little too friendly with each other, and now they're suffering the consequences.