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~Canon Traffic Life by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Hermitcraft SMP Season 10, Limited Life SMP, Secret Life SMP - Fandom, Wild Life SMP - Fandom
- Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, Mature, General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
- M/M, Multi, F/M
- Series in Progress
16 May 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Major Character Death
- EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans
- Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans
- Charles | Grian/Jimmy | Solidarity
- Charles | Grian/Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans
- Charles | Grian/Joel | SmallishBeans
- Grian/Jimmy
- Past EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans - Relationship
- Joel | SmallishBeans/Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF) (off screen)
- Joel | SmallishBeans/Lizzie | LDShadowLady (referenced but this time not in much detail)
- Grian/Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans
- Jimmy | Solidarity/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
- John Booko | BdoubleO100/Joel | SmallishBeans (sorta)
- John Booko | BdoubleO100/EthosLab
- Joel | SmallishBeans & ZombieCleo
- EthosLab/ZombieCleo
- Charles | Grian/Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans (background)
- Joel | SmallishBeans/Lizzie | LDShadowLady
- Jimmy | Solidarity/TangoTek
- Jimmy | Solidarity/Scott Major | Smajor1995
- Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans/TangoTek
- Jimmy | Solidarity/Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood (minor)
- Joel | SmallishBeans/TangoTek (minor)
- Ethoslab/TangoTek
- EthosLab/Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans
- Jimmy | Solidarity/Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood/Scott Major | Smajor1995
- John Booko | BdoubleO100/impulseSV (off-screen)
- John Booko | BdoubleO100/impulseSV/TangoTek (off-screen)
- Jimmy | Solidarity/John Booko | BdoubleO100/impulseSV/TangoTek (off-screen)
- Charles | Grian & Jimmy | Solidarity
- Anthony | Bigbst4tz2 & Jimmy | Solidarity & Martyn | InTheLittleWood & PearlescentMoon
- Complicated things in cheater quartet
- EthosLab & Jimmy | Solidarity
- Joel | SmallishBeans/Lizzie | LDShadowLady (mostly off-screen)
- Charles | Grian/Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans (referenced)
- Grian/Jimmy | Solidarity
- Grian/Joel | Smallishbeans
- Grian/Many People (off-screen)
- Charles | Grian & Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood
- Grian & impulseSV
- Grian & GoodTimesWithScar
- EthosLab/GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF)
- EthosLab/GeminiTay/Joel | SmallishBeans
- EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF)
- Joel | SmallishBeans
- John Booko | BdoubleO100
- Jimmy | Solidarity
- Charles | Grian
- Grian
- Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF)
- Grian (thought about repeatedly)
- GoodTimesWithScar (thought about not quite as often)
- Pearl | PearlescentMoon
- Scott Major | Smajor1995
- BdoubleO100
- impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF)
- Grian (off screen but it's basically about him)
- Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
- Etho
- ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF)
- TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF)
- Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood
- bigbst4tz2
- GoodTimesWithScar
- Ethoslab
- ImpulseSV
- GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF)
- Getting Together
- Red lives
- POV Joel | SmallishBeans
- Missing Scene
- No one remembers the other series
- this is it
- as far as they know death is permament
- Kissing
- Yearning
- Pining
- Podfic Available
- Post-Canon
- Angst
- ambiguous ending
- People remember each series
- Joel isn't doing great
- I wasn't sure about including Bdubs in the character tags but he has lines and is crucial
- Red Lives (3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series)
- First Kiss
- First Time
- Drinking
- Drinking Games
- Jimmy is clueless
- limited third person jimmy pov but fairly narrator voice
- seducing your friend in juvenile ways
- jimmy is sexually inexperienced
- joel and grian are not
- teasing that is confusingly hot to jimmy
- Oblivious Jimmy
- this makes almost 40 percent of my fics about clueless jimmy
- I may have a problem
- when you’re so used to being bullied that you can’t see who is really obviously trying to fuck you
- so much time spent trying to hide a boner
- it’s like the main plot point honestly
- i never wanted this
- boner plot? My spouse says this could be the best bad boys basic boner book
- i said nothing and glumly told discord
- you can’t blame me for how juvenile they are
- the author has played a lot of never have i ever and some did get very gay
- so this is lived experience here
- i meant sorta
- Some things don’t happen till ch 2 so listing them here
- technically under negotiated kink but everyone knows what’s up and it’s fine
- Shifting Power Dynamics
- Choking
- like let’s call this breath play
- this was supposed to be a T rated comedy but we got choking
- switchish grian
- Switch Jimmy
- mostly dom joel
- silly sexual alliances because Bad Boys are like that
- this fic really really really got away from the author
- it fades to black before anyone -technically- has sex but a lot happens
- maybe it is sex
- get in the comments and let me know
- but honestly wanna see how much you can do without anyone’s underwear coming off?
- it’s a lot okay
- Polyamory
- Miscommunication
- Emotionally rough miscommunication
- Happy Ending
- (maybe in more ways than one)
- Edging
- brief confusion over light roleplay
- cause they just go things
- but they figure it out quickly
- POV Jimmy
- Solidrian
- Friends to Lovers
- Scott's around briefly
- Knives
- Knife Play
- getting together i guess
- not angsty just weird
- fucked up red behavior
- don't come here looking for big consent fans
- but that's just about kidnapping and knives not sex
- Kidnapping
- but he's totally chill with it
- weird Bad Boy power games
- Avian Grian
- no one else is birb
- unnegotiated kink but no one thinks of it as kink and it's just threats with blades
- i may be underplaying everything idk but jimmy's never truly scared
- cw: a single sentence about ‘going out on your own terms’ at the end of red life
- weird red life stuff
- from idea sent to discord to posting in 48 hours
- though it was supposed to be 24 hours
- still progress
- tl;dr red names are weird but everyone's into it
- Red Life Bloodlust (3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series)
- you know how they say sex and violence and death are intrinsically linked
- let's explore what that means when you have multiple lives
- and you also your buddy gets life if he kills you
- and by buddy i mean lover who you already have done a bunch of kinky things with
- Like
- and
- Rough Sex
- PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTES if you want to know how weird this red life sex gets
- i can't tell you if you want to read this fic but i'll do my best
- but it's weirdly soft and wholesome
- Joel spends the whole fic thinking about jimmy and grian and how much he likes them
- and how to help their relationship work better
- ideally through kinky sex
- joel as reluctant relationship mediator
- grian is a freak
- everyone loves each other very much but doesn’t say it
- trying to unlock kinks in your lover in weird ways
- trying to unlock red life specific kinks in your lover in weird ways
- grian why are you like this
- everyone is happy with everything that happens
- they know how to read each other well when it comes to sex and kink
- canon typical being really casual about muder
- (allegedly) no safewords
- it's something unpredictable but in the end it's right
- bdubs and etho aren't here but Their Whole Thing gets discussed
- also joel and etho's Whole Thing in DL
- Possessive Joel | Smallishbeans
- joel just thinks about killing and how sexy it is a LOT
- but in no real detail cause i don't like gore or violence just the idea of it
- like the level off "wouldn't it be swell to run a sword through someone"
- not... whatever else someone would say about that
- update: i got brainrot about smalletho and now there's a lot more
- and joel is a bit more graphic about the violence he wishes to do for the sake of Red
- "red joel wakes up and always chooses violence"
- something similar to subdrop but it's about being Red
- it resolves quickly and everyone is happy within minutes
- seriously i have no idea what the scale of violence is
- i don't read violence but it's def not graphic
- Situationships
- bisexual switch lizzie
- bisexual switch joel
- anxious-about-sex joel
- married (and poly) lizzie and joel
- Lizzie ships joel/anyone
- lizzie especially ships joel/someone with a cock
- entirely unnecessary anxiety on joel's part
- what looks like it might be sub drop but it's just sub space with some a little bump in the road
- Hand Job
- Blow Job
- (I promise)
- Anal Sex
- i have been told i'm edging the audience but this ain't nothing compared to ch2 of whatcha gonna do
- i guess that doesn't mean i'm not doing it here
- they will fuck
- dom top etho who occasionally mixes it up but not tonight
- Cock Cage
- Spanking
- Hair Pulling
- Grinding
- perineum play (is there a better term for that?)
- some of the sex is in much more detail than other
- butt plug
- Collars
- Deep Throating
- significant eye contact
- POV Ethoslab
- POV Alternating
- Bi Wife Energy! Joel has Bi Wife Energy!
- Joel loves his bisexual wife
- Subspace
- BDSM
- BDSM Negotiations
- pain play (thought about and discussed and planned)
- Boundaries
- Boundary Negotiation
- the whole fic is about forcing yourself to hold back even though you both want something
- please see author's note if you want to hear more about what's going on in etho's head
- as he chugs his respect boundaries juice
- more tags will be added with later chapters
- it will be fully explicit
- etho's slutty in a chill way
- not in chapter 1 but it's key to the whole situation
- ha ha ha - Freeform
- rope
- Leashes
- Dirty Talk
- no condoms cause we didn't install the STI mod pack it sucks
- Hair-pulling
- like so much dirty talk i had to revise the fic to fit it all
- it's my emotional support dirty talk
- Threesome talk
- Group Sex Talk
- it's a lot of talk i'm serious
- sexy insults
- Lizzie mention /pos
- some general kinky stuff y'know?
- joel really really really wants to be used
- Shibari
- Suspension (discussed in detail)
- Blow Jobs
- Deepthroating
- getting aroused from (temporary) murder
- Joel vs. Safewords: Round 1
- no safewords
- typical (for me) red lives being freaks about sex
- see author's note for consent discussion
- Topping from the Bottom
- Biting
- biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you
- Past Relationship(s)
- no joel/lizzie in this universe
- "I thought I'd be done by now but Joel Keeps Having More Weird Feelings: The BlocksRuinedMe Story"
- Joel gets pretty emotionlly intense /pos in his head
- honestly it's weirdly happy because joel is just so excited and happy
- sloppy sex?
- I hope?
- joel does some minor violence without permission but Etho's into it
- weird consent negotiations
- but they are eventually there
- grian and scar def do not appear but joel thinks about them so often
- i neeeever know how to tag minor/off screen characters
- btw safewords are cool and Red Lives are weird just fyi
- for one sentence but
- Jealous!Joel
- romantic-at-heart!joel
- overdramatic! joel
- suicidal-but-it's-kinda-for-a-bit!joel
- It's about suicide but it's in the context of double life and it's not about depression or anything
- grand gesture suicide
- Canon Divergence
- Joel hates Bdubs so much
- joel's not the most reliable narrator but it's hopefully obvious
- Violence but it's not graphic
- Joel really really wants to kill bdubs and he's Red about it
- discussion of blood briefly
- joel Being Red about it
- happy and unhappy endings are such relative terms but you might not be happy at the end!
- there's no other smps/series as far as they know
- 3rd death equals the end
- joel's gonna win at soulmating
- he's gonna be a toxic sweat at being the best soulmate
- (I love him so much)
- Fade to Black
- voyuerism but just listening
- Anxious Grian
- written while possessed
- sexual things are not very detailed
- Clockers show up minorly
- POV Grian
- Grian doesn't appear but he's basically the focus of the fic
- Post-Limited Life SMP
- all the smps are larping including all empires events
- flower husbands was larping and so was the empires s1 marriage
- the crossover was real and people can't bop around between worlds freely
- no one has ever really been married ever -- it's a world without marriage
- this is barely M it's just mentions of sexy things
- Established Relationship
- Defining the Relationship
- Crying
- but not for long
- set in
- Empires SMP Season 2
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- omg
- There Was Only One Bed
- I've never done that
- set post session 1
- The Crossover Happened
- Empires was roleplaying
- end of emp s2 left amiguous
- a lot of implied past relationships
- it's been four seasons a lot of people have hooked up
- Mostly Fluff
- couple of sad feels
- canon compliant for the next 6 days
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Secret Life SMP: Session 1
- Secret Life SMP Setting
- Sharing a Bed
- Etho's got a bit of a thing with sex that is a good situation for him but could probably Be Labeled
- I mean it def could but I'm just presenting a story
- Post-Secret Life SMP: Session 2
- POV BDoubleO100
- bdubs pov means there's so much etho obsession here
- also from joel of course
- bdubs is having such a strange night and a good time
- Teasing
- D/s
- D/s vibes that go unexpected places
- consensual voyuerism
- private exhibitionism
- it's not a threesome but its not NOT a threesome
- Face Slapping
- but it's brief
- Face-Fucking
- Not every pairing has sex
- Praise Kink
- some verbal degredation
- find out people's sexual and kink alignments along the way
- i might have missed a brief kink along the way but it would be brief
- other referenced relationships
- relationship analysis
- SmallEtho and Cletho
- just talking about what it means to be close to etho
- "How Do You Solve A Problem like Eeee-tho? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?"
- Dialogue Heavy
- sex references
- Background Bad Boys relationship
- Getting Back Together
- POV EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF)
- soft dom
- Soft Dom Joel | Smallishbeans
- VERY light bondage
- Role Reversal
- i'm told
- first time subbing for real
- and there's some stress around subspace and stuff but it's all handled tenderly and quickly
- but it gets deal with quickly
- or at least put away for awhile
- Secret Life SMP: Session 4
- maybe the gentlest sex i've published
- idk there's been a lot
- Switch vers Joel
- Etho subbing
- mentioned etho/bdubs and etho/cleo
- Etho Is Bad At Communication And Feelings
- it's got a sweet ending
- soft and sweet
- Fluff
- Introspection
- Double Life
- Smalletho Week
- Cuddlings and Snuggling
- Canon Compliant
- Literal Sleeping Together
- Double Life SMP Setting
- the ship burned
- Set between episodes 4 and 5
- POV Second Person
- seriously right like what the hell vee doesn't even like 2nd person at all
- they saw a pop up preview of a smallidarity 2nd person and got inspired
- under 1k
- but the person is etho
- it's etho thinking about joel
- it's not canon non-compliant but it's an au in terms of the intensity of etho's feelings
- maybe it's not!
- maybe he's like this underneath!
- joel joins hermitcraft season ten
- which is maybe an au maybe real i'm going insane
- Longing
- wanting
- desiring
- they're fucking a lot
- Relationships are listed in approximately decreasing order of importance
- jimmy/scott is the drop off to secondary imo
- the ones towards the end are mostly just sexual or off screen
- Soulmates feel each other's sexy times
- and decide to experiment with soulmate swapping
- Good sex and complicated emotion arise
- copious amounts of sex
- but the plot is the relationships
- (it's me so of course it's all emotional plot)
- A lot of interpersonal complexity
- people pleaser jimmy
- jimmy doesn't have good boundaries with trying to please other people
- everything is always consensual and he never regrets anything
- but he's very very focused on other people
- joel is an emotional disaster
- like someone get that boy a therapist
- Who know what they are doing
- And he’s not fucking
- There’s some big relationship conflict
- Threesomes
- Group Sex
- breath play
- Praise kink Degradation
- Orgy
- Voyeurism
- But like being in the same room and it’s all on purpose
- There’s things that are never going to be said
- But because people decide that it’s for the best
- Assume everyone is a vers switch cause they probably are
- POV Jimmy | Solidarity
- Double Life lasts months not weeks
- "Who cares about death games when you can have really complicated orgies"
- I put a dropdown in the author's notes for relationship details
- to help guide your decisions if you want to know how much your otp will be vibing
- Blaze Hybrid TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF)
- (not gone into extensive detail and no one else is hybrids or whatnot)
- no one is technically cheating but there's some weird stuff happening over in cheating quartet
- grian isn't around much but he's making everyone's lives harder
- Codependency but on the long path to interdependence
- Implied Sexual Content
- Sequel
- Which is also 999 words
- Except what is established???
- Hmm???
- written and published between the joel joining announcement and the season starting
- because i'm Like This
- Secret Life SMP
- blowjob
- Sweet
- POV Charles | Grian
- Time Loop
- Character Study
- Relationship Study
- Grian is not getting away with shit here
- It's for his own good
- He'll come out of this healthier than he went in
- Avoidant Grian
- Slutty Grian
- Deeply afraid of rejection Grian
- (based on nothing)
- Grian is approximately an off-duty watcher
- we ain't going deep into any lore here
- Avian Charles | Grian
- Avian Jimmy | Solidarity
- but they don't have their wings for most of the fic
- cause it's traffic and can't let those sillies fly
- A lot of sex
- some rough sex
- and i really mean that
- hope you like vers switches who do whatever the fuck they want
- Crying During Sex
- Breathplay
- Threesome - M/M/M
- Degradation
- Praise
- i listed grian as & with people he's had sex with cause this is more about their friendship
- and i don't want scarian people being disappointed
- Gem riding Etho (as she should)
- Past Joel/Etho
- (but pretty mild)
- in the end pretty soft!
- Threesome - F/M/M
- Wild Life SMP Setting
- pathetic wet cat etho
- pathetic etho
- wet cat etho
- did i mention etho is pathetic (cause joel and gem sure will)
- sub etho
- POV Multiple
- pov joel gem etho
Summary
It's Traffic Life, but not wildly AU.
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