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The first two nights, Harry sleeps like the dead— or, well, maybe that's not the best comparison, given the number of inferi attacks reported lately.
He sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. An un-re-animated dead log. From an everyday, inanimate, non-whomping tree.
After that, Harry wakes up screaming more nights than not, and he even cries on the bad ones, which makes James cry too. In this regard, James reckons that his first week of parenting a full-grown teenage adult bears an awful lot of resemblance to parenting a newborn baby. He feels both blessed and terrifyingly out of his depth.
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- Part 2 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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Aether raises a brow, “Attached already?”
Xiao coughs lightly, “Don’t be foolish. I am merely offering my aid, as I’ve heard that child-rearing can be… a lot to handle on one’s own.”
Aether should have known it wouldn't be easy, raising a child, let alone raising one with someone he may or may not be developing feelings for. It certainly doesn't help that the child almost looks... exactly like them.
(An accidental child acquisition fic, inspired largely by the headcanons of Yanqing from Honkai Star Rail)
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Harry is eleven when he is handed a letter and told he is a wizard. Not only that, but he learns his parents are still alive, though incapacitated. This Harry Potter has no scar, no fame, and his horrible childhood is not the result of some grand plot but of an error in administration. Harry is eleven and his life is looking up. He has magic, a family, and a goal.
He will become the greatest healer Hogwarts has ever seen.
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- Part 1 of the pioneer's song
- Part 4 of ode to the blank spaces - ongoing hp long fics
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?
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The boy's breathing had begun to slow. Finally. Tom's lips twitched and his eyes narrowed maliciously as he crept forward, allowing the charms wrapped around him to dissipate. Anticipation bubbled in his stomach as he imagined fear and shock in those green eyes.
Eyes that snapped open the instant Tom's hand touched the frame of the hospital bed.
Eyes that burned gold.
OR...
Harry's an enigma and Tom? Well, Tom has always enjoyed a good riddle.
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An anonymous benefactor makes a generous donation to Harry Potter's School for Squibs in exchange for a weekly letter from the Boy Who Lived.
What begins as a chore soon becomes the only outlet Harry has to talk about the war, love, life, hope, redemption, his renewed obsession with a certain blonde nemesis and how he really, honestly, believes that this will be the year Puddlemere United reclaim the Quidditch League Cup.
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Remus never expected the first words his Soulmate would say to him to be out of a sappy romance novel. But this was just outrageous.
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“I mean these,” said Remus, shaking his bare forearm before his friend’s face, “have got to be the most ridiculous Words ever.”
Lily frowned as she nibbled at her pasta. It was certainly not the first time she’d seen him rave woefully about his Words. “They are rather common, I have to agree.”
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- Part 3 of Remus Lupin/Sirius Black Oneshots
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When he's seven years old, Sirius Black has a brief encounter with a strange boy in the woods, who, in their short exchange, teaches him an important lesson about the nature of the Universe, only to then disappear without a trace.
Nine years later, Sirius, along with his two best friends, is a student away at boarding school, with a brand new transfer student as his roommmate--a foul-mouthed, astronomy nerd named Remus Lupin.
Between school, hormones, relationships, and the fact that he is keeping a (magical) secret away from everyone--Sirius' year starts to go a little off the rails.
Not to mention, there's something familiar about that Remus Lupin kid that he just can't seem to shake...
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Deprivation by inkncoffee
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
06 Nov 2015
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"Percy are you drunk?" Poseidon asked with a frown
Or in which Percy hasn't slept in 72 hours and is surviving solely on Red Bull and blue M&Ms when Poseidon comes calling. Which is probably important, but Percy's brain stopped working twenty hours and seven Red Bulls ago so.
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Of Storms and Bloodlines by inkncoffee
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
21 Aug 2015
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When people thought of Poseidon they thought of the sea; Poseidon, Lord of the Seas, Commander of the Waves, the Stormbringer. Upon consideration they would add Earthshaker, for catastrophic events such as earthquakes were hard to forget. Few remembered, however, that Poseidon was also Lord of the Horses. Stormbringer and Earthshaker tended to squeeze that one out.
Percy had been able to talk to horses for as long as he could remember. He liked to think he understood them. Although he's not entirely sure why the new stallion thinks he's its foal.
Poseidon is not jealous that Percy thinks a horse makes a better father figure than himself. At all.
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AU in which Remus, being as he is a werewolf and all, is homeschooled til he is 16.
Hogwarts is something of an experience, not least because there's this boy called Sirius Black.
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Jason was a law student. He hated law.
Percy was an exobiology student. He loved exobiology. He was also stuck on an uncharted moon.-
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Preserve or Raze by FoxyAtlas
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
25 Nov 2025
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“There is a con in our midst!” Octavian shouted, shaking a disemboweled teddy bear in Percy’s face. “Jackson is a liar, and a scam! He is not to be trusted!”
Though Percy and Praetor Reyna got in constant fights, this was one area where she would stand up for him. “Octavian, give him a break. He’s just a kid, he’s never done anything to you.”
“He’s never done anything to me?” Octavian questioned. “Or he's never done anything for me? I have sacrificed many bears over my altar, and all of them say the same thing. They speak of horror, danger; they speak of an unfulfilled prophecy. Tell me, Perseus—if that even is your real name—what quest did you go on and never leave, what duty have you failed?”
A Percy at Camp Jupiter AU. Post The Last Olympian, with a twist.
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the ends of being and ideal grace by amperstellar
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Apr 2020
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One day, Jason kissed Percy.
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The File by denimbeans
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
24 Aug 2021
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“Stark, listen to me. Even since Project Insight failed, Hydra has been trying to recreate it. We don't know how far along they are, but we do know that they will get there. SHIELD is in shambles, the Avengers Initiative has gone to shit. There's nobody to stop them. Their hit list isn't changing, either. The Avengers, or former Avengers, are still at the top. And you? You're the easiest to find.”
Tony rolled his eyes. “Yeah, no shit. I can handle myself. Besides, what are you going to do? I wouldn't trust a single one of your agents, and I very much doubt you are going to stick around here yourself.”
Fury nodded. “True. I have things I need to do, as do you. You can't afford to be focusing on weeding out Hydra.” Tony didn't trust that agreeable tone. “But, I have someone who can.”
There it was.
He pulled the folder onto his knee, and cracked it open. A picture was paperclipped to the front, and a name sat at the top in dark, neat letters.
Agent Jackson — Perseus Achilles Jackson
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Bonus Quest: Feline Familial Familiarity by Millberry_5
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic)
21 Jan 2021
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Sung Jin-Woo decides to test his strength and gets some unusual items as a reward.
Woo Jin-Chul finds a cat on his way back home.-
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