17 Bookmarked Items in Bats are Super!
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Bruce Wayne's dick continues to ruin Clark's life.
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Fck, Mry, Kll - JL Edition by sinematicslut
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman: The Animated Series
23 Mar 2022
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The Justice League decides to end a long, tiring week with a few drinking games and a round (or three) of Fuck, Marry, Kill.
OG League - Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Arrow, Green Lanter, Martian Manhunter, Batman and the Flash ft. Dinah Lance/Black Canary and Shazam
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Hot Off the Presses!! by phoenixlibrarian
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
09 Nov 2024
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The others started shrugging or nodding their agreement, and Clark felt his heart start to pick up. He’d covered the league’s press release, even though there were dozens of other reporters there. Still, he and Lois had been in the news recently for winning a Pulitzer prize on an article about Luthor’s hiring practices, but Vicki Vale had also been there and Jimmy is admittedly attractive. However, Iris West, Cat Grant, and Chloe Sullivan had also been there! Usually, people never even noticed Clark Ke-
“Fuck, marry, kill, Lois Lane, Clark Kent, and Vicki Vale.”
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Or: The Justice League plays Fuck, Marry, Kill, but Clark Kent is on the roster instead of Bruce Wayne.
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This might as well happen by Ydrin
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
23 May 2022
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We all know that one tumblr FMK post, this was written ages ago but I wanna post it now,
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Bruce wanted to die, or at least that's how watching the Justice league play fuck marry kill felt.
Damn Superman for suggesting Bruce Wayne,
Damn Superman for getting the leaguers drunk enough to play fuck marry kill,
and Damn Superman for describing Bruce's ass like it was a piece of art in front of him!-
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Brucie Wayne Seduces the Justice League by hyperius
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types
24 Sep 2025
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Hal clicks off the TV, “Bruce Wayne wants to marry me! Therefore, I win. I don’t know what I win, but I win.”
Brucie Wayne plays Fuck, Marry, Kill in an interview and the Justice League has thoughts.
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Secrets revealed by Emmorsk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
24 Jul 2025
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Bruce Wayne has been dating Clark Kent for almost a year now. This is by far the most healthy relationship Bruce has ever been in. But there is one looming problem that he doesn't quite know how to solve: how do you tell the man you love that you're batman? Well as it turns out, the most bizarrely perfect opportunity would soon arise.
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Bruce and Clark don't know about each others superhero identities. Then superman accidentally reveals everything during a game of fuck, marry, kill.
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The Justice League has an unusually short meeting, they decide to play fuck, merry, kill in their newfound free time. The only issue is, one of the options is Bruce Wayne. Batman has been very secretive about his identity, only telling Diana who he really is. What happens when the Justice League gets a little too into it and Batman decides this is the best opportunity possible to tell the League who he really is?
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Fuck, Marry, Kill by coldishcase
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
22 Feb 2022
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the Justice League plays FMK as a team-building exercise. Batman joins them for the first time and finds out a little more than he wanted to about their opinions of certain Billionaires.
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F*ck, Marry, Kill...Bruce Wayne? by Ortholeine
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
04 Jan 2022
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Inspired by a thread on tumblr...
Justice League bonding leads to them playing fuck, marry, kill. The roster includes Bruce Wayne a few times, but no one but Superman knows that Bruce Wayne is in the room with them.-
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"Fuck, Marry, Kill" Bruce Wayne Edition by luckystars1015
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types
24 Feb 2022
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It's after hours at the Justice League and Flash suggest they play a game to let loose. That's how Batman has to sit there in silence as the heroes play "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with his alter ego Bruce Wayne.
He thought it was obvious they would choose to kill his billionaire persona given the options.
Everyone else says otherwise.
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Bruce Fucking with the JLA by littlegh0st
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2022
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Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.
Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.
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Who's Missing Something? by littlegh0st
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
25 Jun 2022
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Barry realizes that Batman and Superman are definitely in love and he wants to help them get together.
If only he also realized they've been together for years.
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Silent Goo Chamber for my Friend by littlegh0st
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
19 Jul 2022
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Based off of this tumblr post
Bruce creates a sensory deprivation tank for Clark, without telling him that's what it is. Clark assumes Bruce is making a containment unit to use against him - but he really thought Bruce was trusting him now...- Language:
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Batman is so confused, every time he meets with the Justice league they seem to think he's a vampire. And it is a good cover so why not lean into it?
Then he gets kids, who become heroes, and find it hilarious to play along.
He should have just come clean in the beginning...or
Justice league assume Bruce is a vampire due to rumours and he just rolls with it
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The Legend of Batman and His Oddly Large Entourage by Kizuki_loves_u
Fandoms: Batman: The Animated Series, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Jun 2026
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Bruce Wayne has been Batman for a few months now, and while it’s going great for police and crime rates, there’s been some questionable things said by witnesses.
He comes in the night.. a horrible monster! Human.. thing? Big scary ghost coming to eat people?! Who knows?
Bruce does, and he’s secretly thriving in it. Maybe he’ll play into this one. Oh, and possibly collect a few children on the way. Why do they keep flocking to him? And which one stole his tires?? Come on!
This is the original story. I do NOT consent to anyone stealing, copying, or reposting my work anywhere.
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Ist das noch Punkrock? (Ich glaube nicht) by ShizunaRey
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
08 Jul 2026
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This was it-, Clark was ready for the ground to just open up an swallow him whole, and it was all Lois fault.
“Am I part of Superman's secret harem?” Bruce Wayne halted in his steps with a huge grin on his face. “A boy doesn't kiss and tell Mrs Beepeep” and continued walking away with a peculiar spring in his steps.
Problem was, no, Bruce Wayne didn't actually have a super secret scandalous relationship with a metahuman.
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Skincare & Invitations by Sandra_Cisne
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Jun 2025
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Clark and Diana are invading Bruce's sanctuary of tranquility (his room) and messing with his things. A very problematic behavior for just friends that didn't even want to date him, right?
Spoiler: They have the impression that they have been in a relationship for the past nine months...
It's a deleted scene from the chapter 8 of my fic Just go along. I'm not sure if it has sense on it's own.
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- Part 2 of Just a couple misunderstandings...
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