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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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05 Aug 2026
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While docked at an impoverished and illness ridden island somewhere in the New World, the strawhats free its inhabitants from the tyrant of the week, and help put its pieces back together.
Days after sailing away, Sanji finds himself feeling horribly sick, and has to confront the old ghosts that haunt his food scarcity trauma, and maybe learn to let others take care of him in the process.Basically just a character study exploring the concepts of Sanji and emetophobia and food as a metaphor for (self?) love.
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04 Aug 2026
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yuck! (now you got me blushin') by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Apr 2026
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He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”
“If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”
“-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”
Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”
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- Part 2 of extended studies in geology
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23 Jul 2026
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Finger, but hole by Afanwithglasses
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jul 2026
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On one hand, Rocky discovers human porn. On the other, said porn makes Grace remember that he isn't actually as inexperienced with sex as he thought. Now obviously that means Grace has to do something to show Rocky that porn isn't an accurate portrayal of human mating. It's just, well, hard to do that while also realizing he has feelings that aren't entirely platonic.
Or: They're both xenophiles and idiots.
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- Part 1 of Grace's Eridian Adventures
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23 Jul 2026
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Ryland wilts in the makeshift nest and blows out a long sigh. “Look, it's not that I'm ideologically against it or anything, Rock. It's just that—nothing has ever.” He abruptly pauses, wrinkling his nose to reconfigure his thought pattern while he stares at the ceiling of the ship and makes a vague hand gesture through the air. His blood capillaries are still dilated but not as obscenely as before. “Nobody has ever…y’know? Gosh, why is it so hard to talk about this right now?”
Simultaneous surprise and arousal hit Rocky like twin bolts of frenetic lightning. He would almost break out into joyous song if that didn’t feel slightly inappropriate in light of Grace’s burning bashfulness. “Oh, Rocky understand now,” he gently cuts in. “Grace is a virgin.”
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