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Nothing Like the Sun by circ_bamboo for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Society of Gentlemen - K. J. Charles
13 Mar 2026
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Lady Eustacia Baines, daughter of the Duke of Blandford, is to marry Philip Vane, Lord Rodmarton, regardless of how either of them feels about it.
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un-Bear-able by embraidery for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Homecoming is Just Another Word for the Sublimation of the Self - Isabel J. Kim, Østenfor sol og vestenfor måne | East of the Sun and West of the Moon (Fairy Tale)
25 Dec 2025
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The girl leaves a double of herself behind when she goes to marry the bear, and a good thing, too.
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The Employment of a Silver Tongue by kormantic for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Lively St. Lemeston, True Pretenses - Rose Lerner
19 Dec 2025
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You see the ways the fisherman doth take
To catch the fish; what engines doth he make?
Behold how he engageth all his wits;
Also his snares, lines, angles, hooks, and nets;
Yet fish there be, that neither hook, nor line,
Nor snare, nor net, nor engine can make thine:
They must be groped for, and be tickled too,
Or they will not be catch'd, whate'er you do.John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress from this world to that which is to come
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Dear Sukey by LoveSnacktually for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles
23 Sep 2025
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Two letters James Vane wrote to Susan Lazarus, and one from Templeton Lane.
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among the roses red by yewgrove for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles
16 Sep 2025
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Oh I forbid you, nobles all
With gold and jewels to spare
To come or go by Castle Speight
For the Lilywhites are there...(Tam Lin AU.)
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RE: Error in report dated 25th of February, 1924 [Podfic] by jennisaisquoi for whetherwoman
Fandoms: The Will Darling Adventures - K. J. Charles
16 Mar 2025
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Bill Merton spots a small error in a report Will submits. The problem is: it's not actually an error.
Podfic of RE: Error in report dated 25th of February, 1924 by beautifulduckweed.
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Any Old SecUnit by vinia for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
19 Feb 2025
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I have had a lot of stupid clients. This stupid client, however, was making me want to give up the whole stupid security contractor idea entirely.
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Can You Slash Green Eggs and Ham? [Podfic] by jennisaisquoi for whetherwoman
Fandoms: DR. SEUSS - Works
05 Jan 2025
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Could you slash green eggs and ham?
Could you be that kind of fan?
You might not slash them, so you say
But read some fanfic, and you may... -
I Have No Choice But To Watch The World by ribbons for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2024
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The first time Susan Lazarus meets Wen Qing is at the end of a horrible night, Cara’s lungs having done their utmost for hours to heave themselves out of her body in sticky, raggedy clumps.
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An Adoration of You by circ_bamboo for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles
15 Mar 2024
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Thighs. Cara’s first impression of the person was their thighs, thick and sturdy and muscular. Next colorful half-sleeves, and finally, the bracelet, a flash of blue—good, a sub, or at least subbing for the night. “Hey,” she said, elbowing Susan, who was trying to get the attention of the bartender. “Over by the pillar.”
Susan craned her neck to the left, but eventually made a pained noise and untwisted herself. “Which one?”
“Big, no shirt, ink, great quads.”
“I should have guessed. Took you all of two minutes to spot ‘em.”
Cara wasn’t looking at Susan, so she couldn’t see the eyeroll, but she assumed it was there. “Just think of all the space you’d have to work your magic with a flogger or a paddle.”
A pause. “You make a good point. Do you want to approach him or should I?”
(Cara and Susan pick up Temp in a BDSM club. Contemporary AU.)
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every bang, every boom [podfic] by jennisaisquoi for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Society of Gentlemen - K. J. Charles
12 Mar 2024
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Solace has had it up to here with overhearing Dominique's hookups.
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Summer Comes Around Again by starfishstar for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Fire Island (Movie 2022)
25 Dec 2023
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Noah, I was hoping we could talk about plans for Fire Island.
Plans like, meet up while we’re there and have sex? I mean, yeah, obviously. I’m down.
Not just that. Plans like, I was wondering if you’d like to stay at my place this year.
. . .
Noah?
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A very respectable night out at the opera.
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Strawberries, Social by StellaToddler for whetherwoman
Fandoms: To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
11 Nov 2023
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Magnolia Bakery has always been a genteel place to grab a glass of iced tea and a slice of hummingbird cake for the citizens of Snydersville. Its mistress is well-beloved, but has always been lonely -- until a mechanic running away from a bad marriage stumbles into the bakery one morning.
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Susan doesn't like being surprised by James's past sexual experiences, even if he is very willing to demonstrate his skills.
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[Podfic] Doctor Doctor Come And See (tell me what is wrong with me) by HowOldAreWe, N0Connections, RhetoricalQuestions for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Maritime RPF
08 Jan 2023
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So a canal walks into an emergency room.
Podfic of Doctor Doctor Come And See (tell me what is wrong with me) by whetherwoman.
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Relocation Costs by psocoptera for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Homecoming is Just Another Word for the Sublimation of the Self - Isabel J. Kim
16 Dec 2022
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Here is a hard thing: adults' worlds are larger than children's. A place that feels next door to home for an adult can be a foreign land for a child.
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The Secrets of Dropdowns by ribbons for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Band Sinister - K. J. Charles, The Will Darling Adventures - K. J. Charles
29 Sep 2022
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The present-day Jack and Knave is a cosy hang where Amanda Frisby can be found with a notebook on many an evening, working on her sequels to The Secret of Darkdown. Her day job is at a government agency, reporting to a middle-aged security maven named Bill Merton...
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The Queerest I ever did See... by ssleif for whetherwoman
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Sep 2022
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They say the Sea changes you.
They don't say how, exactly, and Stede Bonnet is quite sure it's metaphorical or superstition at the very most… but he a little bit hopes it isn't.
It isn't.
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Jimmy has a Clever Plan. Fen eggs him on. Pat and Bill hang on for the ride.
"Being around Jimmy and Fen when they were both in this kind of mood was like going to the park on a sunny day with a pair of excitable puppies - you’d have a good time, but you’d certainly have some cleaning to do when it was all over."