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    "Be cool, Dad, we've decided to con Grandma."

    (Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and she gets the right wrong idea.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    "C'mon love, what's a little murder between soulmates?" Klaus discovers his soulmate as he kills her. Unbeknownst to him, she dies with vampire blood in her system and returns as a vampire. Unfortunately for him, she leaves Mystic Falls and spends the next couple centuries running from him. Never let it be said that they weren't stubborn. One-shot.

    Or, in which the Caroline and Klaus discover that they are soulmates when Klaus kills her, and a displeased newly born baby vampire spends the next couple centuries running from him and his family while living in denial. But the Mikaelsons play the long game, and they play for keeps… and that includes Caroline. Klaroline featuring the Mikaelson siblings (no Freya).

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.

    Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.

    Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.

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    31 May 2026

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    Upon waking up as a new vampire, Caroline begins to remember all the horrors and trauma she endured as a human that she was compelled to forget. Realizing that her best chance of survival was to flee, she quickly leaves Mystic Falls behind. She meets Klaus, who not only helps her, but allows her to grow into the vampire she was always meant to be. Their mutual connections lead to, not only Klaus unleashing the one thing he had always wanted but Caroline finally finding closure to the horrors she suffered.

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    28 May 2026

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    Unrelated TVD fics because apparently I'm on a TVD kick and think some characters (Bonnie, mostly) deserved better.

    11th Feb 2024 - "When the fire's burnt" has been deleted as I discontinued it.

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    28 May 2026