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Abigail and Sam broke up months ago. Sam is fine with it. This new girl Avery is hot and she's nice but not TOO nice and those muscles? Seriously, he thinks this could be a very good thing for him.
If only he could get Abigail out of his mind.
This would be easier if Avery didn't keep talking about how hot Abigail is.
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Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.
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04 Oct 2025
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Of Artificial Suns And Alternate Courses by dorianne77
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 Dec 2021
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“A meeting,” Tony doesn’t even bother to hide his incredulity.
“Yes.”
“With the Galactic Empire,” he attempts to lighten his own mood with the joke, but the response he gets from Ross makes the blood freeze in his veins.
“They call themselves the Unitary Galactic Communia, actually.”
If Tony lets his silence speak for itself, it’s only partially because his throat is closing up on him at an alarming rate.
“I know it sounds bad at first—“
“Oh no no no, not at all,” Tony interjects quickly, “this is wonderful news. A communia. A unitary one. Sounds very… organized. They must be people who know how to keep an army. Of galactic proportions. This is great, really. Not debilitatingly frightening in the least.”
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Alternatively: the freshly pardoned Rogues have complaints, Tony is dead on his feet, and Steve has issues with the handsome alien lord who keeps offering Stark the literal universe.- Language:
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10 Jun 2024
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The Devouring of Hearts by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics), Addams Family - All Media Types
31 Oct 2019
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Toni’s gums ache for a split second, fresh blood flooding her mouth before she swallows it.
And in that next second that curl of darkness inside of her sits up and decides that this, that Howard’s continued cruelty and abuse, will no longer be allowed.
Toni licks the blood from her now too sharp teeth before she plants her hands on the floor in front of her and pushes herself back up onto her feet.
This time when Howard lashes out at her Toni ducks low to avoid the blow.
Crouched on the hall floor, sharp nails digging into the dark wood beneath her, Toni hisses, takes a moment to calculate, and then she leaps.
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30 Jan 2023
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Give Thanks to Broken Bones by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Batman - All Media Types
30 Mar 2021
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The bodyguard is incredibly well-respected in the superhero single parent community. He is also, Tony’s realizing, something of an asshole.
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05 Sep 2022
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Do Every Stupid Thing by thepartyresponsible
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Nov 2018
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