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When the Hell's Faire announces a softball tournament between the overlords, Charlie twists Alastor's arm (as the Hotel's resident overlord) to form a team and compete because it would be a great team bonding activity. Alastor begrudingly agrees, if only to be able to assign Lucifer to the short stop position.
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This is likely to be short chapters, with similarities to my SHIELD Nerf League fics. Expect banter, a bit of mischief and a lot of sillyness. Updates may be irregular as I get inspired.
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In which Alastor’s quest for power in hell comes from a concern for self-preservation after a particularly taxing hunt.
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Keep You Safe Here With Me - Podfic by thiswilldrivemecrazy for sara_holmes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Mar 2023
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Pod Fic for sara_holmes' Keep You Safe Here With Me
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Spider's Web by thiswilldrivemecrazy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Black Widow (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jul 2016
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A Black Widow assassination, a Black Widow on the run, sticky threads to escape and someone pulling the strings.
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Shooting the breeze by thiswilldrivemecrazy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Captain America (Movies)
25 Jan 2016
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Series of MCU character conversations on varying topics
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SHIELD NERF League by thiswilldrivemecrazy
Fandom Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, NERF - Fandom, The Avengers (2012)
25 Nov 2012
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Lucifer had known that getting along with Alastor wasn’t going to be easy, but he hadn’t thought it would be this hard, either. And for the record, Lucifer had been more than prepared to cut him some major, major slack. Waking up to learn that you had no eyeballs left to speak of and that you were effectively under house arrest until your only chance of ever seeing again had recovered enough to try to pull off a literal miracle in Hell would have been a hard pill for anyone to swallow, let alone for someone with the personality of a wet cat. Frankly, Lucifer isn't even sure why he cares so much. If Alastor wants to handle things himself, then so be it.
After all, it's not like he's the guy's keeper.
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04 Aug 2026
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When Alastor feels his second-death approaching, what will be the cost of his survival? A Deal with the Devil is not to be taken lightly.
Will the lines drawn between power, pride, and insatiable greed blur? What happens to Alastor when touch - a once repugnant, disgusting thing - becomes a fueling addiction?Who can Alastor trust if he cannot truly trust himself?
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02 Aug 2026
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Betting on Redemption by Jill_Klein
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
09 Aug 2026
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What happens when Heaven and Hell are forced to play by the same rules?
Lucifer Morningstar makes a dangerous bet with Sera: twelve chosen souls will live as powerless humans on Earth for an entire year. Crammed together in a refurbished warehouse, they must survive the pain and euphoria of the relentless temptations human life without committing a single deadly sin.
One impulsive slip, one lustful kiss, one burst of wrath... and the stakes are high.
With prideful professors, flirtatious artists, grumpy baristas, and perfectly poised good–Samaritans, the real question isn’t who will sin… but how long they can resist.
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28 May 2026
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
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23 Mar 2026
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“Are you- I’ll destroy you, you fucking twink!” Vox practically shrieked, voice coming to it’s crescendo.
Alastor sat up, grinning up at him before rising to his feet and brushing himself off lazily.
“You do an awful lot of talking for a ‘higher being’ that’s supposed to be ‘destroying me.’”
tldr; alastor unintentionally summons vox, then proceeds to ragebait him
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11 Feb 2026