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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    --Soon his embarrassing casual fame will die down and he’d move on with his life. Sure, there would be times in the future when some of his old films would be dug up and reshared, but for the most part he would fade into obscurity.
    That was the thing about being a pornstar, there would always be someone younger with fresh doe eyes eager to take center stage.
    It would take some time, but Nai would stop showing up on the popular viewed section of whatever site his work was ripped to, his feature videos would fall further and further back in the search results, and handsome bartenders would stop asking, ‘Do I know you?’
    Obscurity had never felt so exciting.

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    28 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    "Brat, why are you dressed like that?" He managed, straightening up. "You're just asking for something bad to happen!"

    "What? Oh, I'm not wearing anything under this, I get so hot and itchy during my heat. You’re lucky I didn’t come to the door naked," Vash said, his voice lilting in amusement as he slyly dragged the shirt up his hip to bare pale skin. The shirt just barely covered where his dripping cunt was, omega pheromones free to fill the air. "And maybe I want something bad to happen to me," Vash teased, lifting a hand to drag a nail over his own scent gland, his scent blooming even stronger.

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    Alpha!Wolfwood and Alpha!Knives find themselves both at the mercy of one very bratty, very slutty omega!Vash. :)

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    24 Sep 2026

  3. Rec 26

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    Roberto is a good top, Meryl is having a great time, Nick is a brat, and Vash is just happy to be here.

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    16 Sep 2026

  4. Rec 17

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    “Those things are heavy,” Wolfwood murmured.

    Vash hummed. His gaze was so sweet in the shadows, glinting and tooth-rotting, though maybe it was just the contrast between the kind of love layered thick on his face and the kind of love pouring pain from the heavy sole of his boot into Wolfwood’s balls.

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    Wolfwood asked for pain and Vash is happy to deliver

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    16 Sep 2026

  5. Rec 2

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    The Federation has taken Knives's brother. He's been held in a stronghold Knives can barely hope to beseige. And Knives--powerless, thinking endlessly of the past, and seething with guilt and rage and fear--sets off to take him back armed only with his old gun and a box of .45 caliber bullets.

    Written for Eden, a VK Anthology.

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    13 Sep 2026