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After the disaster with the merchandise deal, Dee is taking desperate measures to sway the Lawyer into changing the contract. Or he is the desperate one because his divorce is weighing heavily on him. Nobody is winning in this scenario.
Set after Season 5 Ep. 8 Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens
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18th-century London. Mac gathers some actual courage for once and goes to a secret meeting place where he meets “Denise” who tries to get away with as little work as possible for her/his money.
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Mac convinces Dennis to accompany him to Mass and Dennis tries to make the most out of the situation by reminding Mac that there are no other gods besides the Golden God or: Mac’s trying his best to look decent and keep praying while Dennis gives him a handjob.
Post-Episode: S18e01 Frank Marries a Corpse, but it's not important at all, only very briefly mentioned.
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Mac and Charlie hang out in Mac’s room, but to Mac’s frustration, Charlie keeps talking about some woman he saw on TV and who has become the reason for his constant horniness. Mac fails to draw his attention to anything else, and when Charlie finds a way to get off while keeping his hand out of his jeans, Mac lets him. This certainly won’t affect him in any way.
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Hugh and Vic Want That Discount by shortandspicy
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
01 Oct 2026
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Mac and Dennis see a discount for couples at a restaurant, so they decide to go as Hugh and Vic. Which, of course, leads to the never-ending argument over who would be the top, and they get a bit competitive. Naturally, the tension that follows has to be released before the evening is over and they have to step out of their gay realtor personas
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Mac needs to learn the ropes of becoming a mobster. Dennis needs to make himself stand out as an entertainer.
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05 Oct 2026
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Mac is drunk and meets an angel in Paddy's Pub's bathroom.
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18 Sep 2026
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A Dream Of Food by Buergertelefon
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
27 Jun 2025
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Alt Schwift X and Glidus take a culinary journey through Westeros.
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15 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
It's funny if you have listened to hours of these two talking about minor GOT/ASOIAF details. Or If you like food descriptions maybe. I don't know. Some ASOIAF lore knowledge is necessary. I am trying to persuade the author to continue.
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“So you’re just going to throw away the sanctity of movie night for some pussy, man? That’s low of you; real fuckin’ low, Den.”
They’re standing too close again, in the way that Mac used to think meant something and now knows doesn’t.
He registers the bite of blunt nails in his palm before he even realizes how angry he is. He knows that he should step away, cool off for a minute, but when have either of them ever done that?
Mac sucks in an unsteady breath and then lets it out. Those yoga cunts don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, though, because it doesn’t help for jack shit.
He takes another breath and actually feels a little calmer this time; maybe it’s working.
Then Dennis has to go and ruin things, like usual.
“Dick, actually.”
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27 Aug 2026
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“I’m impulsive and loud and not very smart – and I think that’s why you’re so scared. I’m all of those things and you want me anyway. I’m sick of apologizing for it, so either admit that you want me too or stop stringing me along.” His chest heaves as he leans heavily into his best friend’s space, their noses nearly brushing as Mac drops his voice down to a rough whisper. “Because guess what, Dennis? I fucking bite.”
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They listen to the radio on the way to Dennis’ place after he convinces Mac that his mother won’t notice his sudden absence, and he stares out of the passenger seat window quietly, watching passing buildings and orange streetlights like stars in the night.
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Macs' latest fixation comes to a head when Dennis decides to do something about it.
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- Part 4 of Macden Pansy Division Fics
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17 Aug 2026