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Lily texts the wrong number. Narcissa can't stop replying.
or, the Lily/Narcissa text fic we have ALL been waiting for!
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Narcissa Black does not have crushes. They just don’t happen to her. That is, until she meets Lily Evans. /// or: the one where lily and narcissa meet at a party, get off to a rocky start, but eventually work through their problems and FALL IN LOVE!
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RED & NEON by VerminWorship for EltaninTheBright (sincehewas18)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2026
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Sirius had always been meant for something bigger than their hometown. Had been destined for grittier, grander, and more exciting, to be somewhere brand new and sprawling with the best food and the coolest people. He'd been born to enter Remus' life and leave it, leaving equal rippling effects each time. Remus had always been okay with that. Or, at least, he'd tried to be.
(He's still trying to be.)
Four years ago, Remus Lupin was left behind in his tiny, redneck Midwest town when his only three friends left for college. Their return for one final hoorah in the summer of ‘07 opens up his mind to something other than the fate he'd resigned himself to.
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01 Oct 2026
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Where Sirius is a star player on Hogwarts University's hockey team, Remus is the anonymous host of a late night radio show, and Regulus barges into everyone's lives unannounced—but certainly not unwelcome.
" Tune in on Thursday nights from 12 to 2 AM for our newest segment: ‘Moony’s Midnight Mix,’ where I pick a book every week and design a pretentiously elaborate and embarrassingly thought-out playlist to go with it. Yes, I have too much time on my hands. No, I don’t get paid enough for this. C U around ;) "
Also, Fuck JKR.
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27 Sep 2026
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Moony’s Got Money Problems by Mlooperskate for sugaonmycoffee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2026
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Remus Lupin is thirty-five, unemployed, a werewolf, and now a new father to one very weepy baby boy. He needs money and he needs it fast.
Sirius Black is trying to stay in his family's good graces and gets assigned the task of hunting down the unknown father of his cousin's baby.
A very intriguing OnlyFans account puts them on a collision course.
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Prompt 18: Remus Lupin decides it is time he starts an OnlyFans.
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14 Sep 2026
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Remus had been warned of the Second Coming of Christ.
Remus hadn't expected him to appear in St. Jude's on a ridiculously wet Sunday morning. Dressed in a green chasuble with subtle gold trim, over an alb and plain white stole, he had the book of Gospels in one hand, and a wooden cross in the other.
The Son of Man looked already bored off his tits.
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Remus's mother is pushing him towards the priesthood to save his soul from damnation. But Father Black makes him feel like he wouldn't mind burning.
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29 Aug 2026
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Sirius rides a flying motorbike, and snogs strangers in pubs, and strikes moody poses Remus finds irritatingly attractive. But for Remus, who drinks milky tea and wears flannel pyjamas, there's a chasm cracked right down the fault line between wanting and doing.
How he wants, though. How he wants.
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27 Aug 2026