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    When choosing a coming-of-age present for Dracula's heir, Godbrand goes looking for something that Adrian can fight, fuck or drink. Then Carmilla suggests the perfect gift: the sole survivor of the Belmont clan.

    Adrian thinks it's wonderful, too.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    The summer after Harry's fourth year has become the worst of his life. The haunting memories of Cedric's death and Voldemort's revival were terrible enough on their own, but then came the strange visions of Death Eaters, the worsening pain in his scar, and the uncontrollable emotions that don't feel like his own. After fleeing Privet Drive, he finds himself stuck in an isolated cottage with his most hated professor: Severus Snape.

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    Snape mentors Harry, no slash.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    What if Harry James Potter was a quiet, sensible child? What if Harry James Potter was a Slytherin? What if people remembered that Harry was James's son— But also Lily's child?

    (A fix-it rewrite where Harry becomes friends with Draco, Hermione, Theodore, Ron and Neville, and is virtually adopted by every person in sight).

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    04 Jul 2026

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    James Potter survives Voldemort’s attempted massacre of his family and emerges a single dad and a widower.

    In the wreckage of Lily’s death, James obsesses over all the ways he’s failed her. He needs forgiveness. Needs to make it right. He needs Severus Snape to know he’s sorry. So bloody sorry.

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    25 May 2026

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    On the thirty-first of October, 1980, Lily Potter filed a magically binding will naming Severus Snape as Harry's guardian. She placed him last on the list to convince James. She placed him first because she meant it.
    Snape cannot refuse. He does not decide to become a father. He simply does the things that fathers do, one after another, for twelve years, until the doing becomes the thing, and the thing becomes permanent.
    Dumbledore had a plan. Lily had a better one.
    Blood was never the magic that protected Harry. It was love.
    Book One of Four.

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    27 Apr 2026

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