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Oil and Brine by pet_gulper_eel
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
15 May 2025
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Martial gods have become increasingly unnecessary as the centuries pass, so being the practical man he is, Mu Qing changes his career path to fill the more stable position of a dead god. Being the stubborn man he is, Feng Xin did not switch career paths.
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What if Feng Xin didn’t survive to the modern age?
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When Stein and Spirit finish a mission earlier than expected they find themselves stuck in Germany until they can get a flight home in the morning. Determined to make the best of it, Spirit suggests some activities, but becomes way more interested when he learns Stein grew up here. After some convincing they arrive at Stein's parent’s place, but the glimpse into Stein’s childhood is not at all what Spirit was expecting.
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26 Aug 2025
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The Feel of Pleasure by BINGHESCURLS for hylias_lake
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2024
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He Xuan can only stare blankly at the idiot in front of him.
Surely he did not just hear that.
Auditory hallucinations are definitely much more likely than fucking Crimson Rain Sought Flower actually asking He Xuan, of all people, for sex advice.
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Written for TGCF Rarepairs Gotcha For Gaza
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Prompt from @/hylias_yk (twt) hylias_lake (AO3):
Hua Cheng asks He Xuan for advice on flirting/seducing/how to be good in bed for his beloved that he’s waiting for, etc. And what better way than a demonstration? And what about both really being really into it?
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25 Aug 2025
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Demonic Cultivator's Blessing, or: Curse of the Bunny Gods by FayJay
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Dec 2019
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Written for the Reverse Big Bang Challenge, to illustrate the beautiful art work below, by Saph0000 (qr-sa on tumblr).
Her prompt was to write something about WWX and LWJ ascending to become deities; I took the liberty of slightly crossing over MDZS with Heaven Official's Blessing for the worldbuilding, and set myself the goal of bringing a smile to the faces of Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen.
So: a story in which the newly-ascended bunny gods set out to give Jiang Cheng's love life a boost, and find a way of cheering up Lan Xichen along the way.
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14 Jul 2025
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If Only Things Were as Easy as the Soul-Shifting Spell by hualian_maple
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
29 Dec 2021
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“Good evening,” Xie Lian smiled. He reached up to his chest to clutch at the diamond ring nestled there. “Please give me back my San Lang.”
The man looked down at Xie Lian and grinned. “Wow! I didn’t realize how much I missed being tall until now. Mo Xuanyu is shorter than Lan Zhan, you see.”
Xie Lian squinted up at the person who had stolen Hua Cheng’s body and tugged at his own ears to hear better. He cleared his throat and responded, “Hello, I’m Xie Lian. Welcome to San Lang's and my humble abode, Puqi Shrine.”
“Hello to you too, Daozhang!” The man chirped in Hua Cheng’s deep, rumbling voice. “I’m Wei Wuxian, husband to Lan Zhan and father to Lan Sizhui.”
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After Wei Wuxian infiltrates Ghost City, he accidentally swaps bodies with the Ghost King, Hua Cheng. Needless to say, their respective husbands freak out and Wangxian and Hualian journey together to Mount Tonglu to find a cure to Wei Wuxian and Hua Cheng's ailment. Of course, with Xie Lian's poor luck, they get more than what they bargained for and chaos ensues. Somehow, it's all Qi Rong's fault.
MDZS x TGCF Crossover
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01 Jul 2025
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Wei Wuxian loves working at Camp Golden Carp. The sleepaway camp was a cornerstone of his childhood, and being a counselor there with his three best friends is a dream. It's too bad that this is the last summer before everyone he knows will graduate from college and likely move on from this place. Still, Wei Wuxian refuses to be sad, and he intends to have the best summer of all time. However an unexpected new roommate, fellow camp counselor Lan Wangji, is added to their cabin by surprise, and his presence changes Wei Wuxian's grand summer plans. He is determined to befriend the cold, serious Lan Wangji and indoctrinate him into his summer fun. And despite his resistance, Wei Wuxian just can't seem to leave the guy alone.
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02 Jun 2025