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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    Dan agrees to go with Phil to a destination wedding in Majorca. It’s supposed to be a week of sunshine, small talk, and surviving Phil’s extended family. Instead, Phil accidentally tells everyone they’re dating... Now they have to pretend it’s true.

    (Or: fake dating, one bed, a week in Majorca, and one very real problem.)

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    24 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    Dan lives and works in a small village where everyone knows everyone. A place where everything is typical, until Phil comes along.

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    06 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Fi falls asleep next to Dee and wakes up next to Dan.

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    06 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    He sees her in dreams before she even shows up at the doorstep.

    Late at night, he wakes up in a cold sweat, his eyes snapping open to find hers in the dark of the room. She’s sitting at the end of the bed, looking back at him, hands politely folded in her lap, her habit riding up over her fishnet-clad legs. It’s not a proper habit, either. It’s closer to those awful adult Halloween costumes the Church stopped fighting decades ago —all cleavage and a short skirt. Although nothing about her, aside from that attire, suggests anything inherently blasphemous.

    One blink and she’s gone, not a word spoken, but he knows she’ll be back when he needs it the least.

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    26 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Maybe we need to get used to this,” Dan says one night, completely out of the blue. “It’s been what, weeks? Maybe we have to accept that this is our life now.”

    “Easy for you to say,” Phil spits out bitterly.

    “What do you mean?” Dan gives him a look of confusion, but also phrases it like a challenge.

    “Well, you gave up on us, did you not?”

    or: Dan almost dies and wakes up in a universe where he and Phil broke up in 2012.

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    17 Mar 2026