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warning: may cause strange, vivid, life-like dreams by pastelandpuke
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
13 Aug 2026
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“Well at least you two get along I guess” he says, deflecting. If he deflects and changes the subject and acts like whatever is happening right now is no big deal, he doesn’t have to dig any further as to why exactly this is the dream his own traitorous brain is cooking up for him right now.
“Why wouldn’t we?” Buck asks, kissing his way back up to Eddie’s crotch.
“I dunno, she wasn’t alive long enough for us to actually test that out so I always wondered” Eddie shrugs
“Okay ouch. Can we not talk about the fact that I’m dead right now please. Kinda killin’ the vibe Eds”
“What vibe? I feel no vibe”. Buck completely wraps his lips around the head of his dick through thin cotton at that comment. “G-ah hah” Buck looks up at him with that raised eyebrow. “Okay, okay fine.. I feel a vibe” Eddie admits breathily.
or: eddie’s dead ex-wife visits him in a sex dream that leads him to realizing some things and coming to some conclusions about his sexuality and his life with his best friend buck.
or or: the concept of your dead ex-wife holding you while your guy best friend pounds you into the mattress!
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“Eddie”
“Just the tip! The tip is all I need, p-please Buck please.” He flutters his lashes, another tactic of persuasion.
Buck uses the hand of the fingers that were just inside of Eddie, to palm over his aching cock. Rubbing it a few times through the two layers of fabric, letting a moan slip out, giving it a sliver of the attention it’s been begging for. He bites his lip thinking about how damn tight Eddie is, how much he would make his best friend stretch. Just the tip would stretch his hole more than the dildo is.. and, if he understood right he wants—
“In.. in your ass?”
“Yes”
“And I keep the dildo.. in your pussy?”
“Mhm”
“Both holes. Stuffed with cock”
“Please”
“Have you ever.. um.. took two dicks?”
Eddie stares back at him shaking his head slowly. No.
“And you want.. the first time.. to be with.. this?” Buck rubs himself along the expanse of Eddie’s pussy, shifting the dildo inside and then up towards his now empty asshole. Grinding and making the front of his pants wet with Eddie’s arousal.
“Fuck, yeah, please”
or: buck walks in on his bestie eddie at a very desperately horny moment in his life.
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He continues kissing him back while his mind floods with pure happiness, joyfully grinning into his mouth. Taking things slow and living in it.
His boyfriend on the other hand; is on a mission! He can tell pretty quickly Eddie’s trying to heat things up a bit. Move things along. Push it further. He knows his man’s cues! — It’s also been a while since they've really gotten the chance to be with each other.
But… contrary to feeling like a ‘born again virgin’, Buck isn’t really in the mood to go further right now honestly. He’s sweaty, he feels gross, he’s tired and just.. sex doesn’t really entice him right now, believe it or not, he does have an off switch.
Eddie is so horny though. Buck can tell just by the way he’s kissing him and his body movements. Basically rolling his hips against Buck and the air. His dick no longer plush and soft in his underwear, as Buck can see, out of the corner of his eye, the beginning of his boyfriend starting to thicken up behind a thin layer of cotton. Moaning into his mouth as he sucks on his tongue and pulls Buck’s bottom lip between his teeth.
or: deep cleaning their home together makes eddie horny & well, buck’s not in the mood.. yet.
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to realize that all your life — all your love, all your hate, all your memory, all your pain, it was all the same thing. it was all the same dream, a dream that you had inside a locked room. a dream about bein' a person. and like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it.
(The gospel of cult!Eddie.)
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13 Oct 2026
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Eddie adjusts the tripod one last time, his fingers moving methodically as he checks the angle, the height, and most importantly, the framing. The red recording light blinks to life with a soft chirp, lenses focusing in on the vast expanse of the mattress before it. Satisfied, Eddie shuffles from behind the camera into frame. His jeans hang loosely on his hips, the button and zipper undone just enough to give a hint of what’s beneath.
But the camera’s not focused on Eddie. It’s watching just behind him, where Buck is already in position.
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Or; buddie filming a highly requested 'performance review' for their joint onlyfans account
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11 Oct 2026
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“You’re aware of all the duties that come with being a probie, right?” Captain Diaz asked.
Buck frowned, the conversation from the night before suddenly replaying in his head. “I’m— I’m not sure what you mean,” Buck tried.
Captain Diaz’ eyebrow went up, surprised. “Really? Well, I’m not used to probies not knowing,” Captain Diaz said. “At the LAFD, we value discipline above all. As a probie, it’s your duty to learn those values, and for that, we ask probies to be ready to serve their captains at any time on their shift.”
That— didn’t sound bad, but Buck still wasn’t sure what he meant exactly. There was something in his gaze that made Buck blush, an unspoken message he couldn’t begin to understand. So, he asked, voice a little shaky, “And by serving, you mean…”
“It means I get to use your body however I please.”
Or: Probie Buck serves Captain Eddie Diaz. In every sense of the word.
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04 Oct 2026
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“Like that?” Buck checks, pushing his thumbs in even harder against Eddie's hips — a little uncertain despite his earlier experimentation. It’s gotta hurt, is the thing, bone-deep in the way a good massage does, but it still hurts, especially when he’s also being split open on Buck’s dick, senses likely already overwhelmed.
“Fuck—” The word sounds like it’s knocked loose from him, forced out. Eddie clenches around him, body fluttering and muscles pulling taut. “Yes— yeah. Like that.”
OR: Eddie likes a little pain with his pleasure, even if he doesn't know how to ask for it. Buck is more than willing to oblige.
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04 Oct 2026
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“What is that?” Buck squints; he’s wearing that same blonde wig for the third Halloween in a row. “Are you supposed to be an asylum patient?”
“I’m Mad Max,” Eddie grumbles, voice muffled by the muzzle, a warm breeze rustling his clothes. Even in the yard, leaning on a brick wall, Lucy’s party playlist reaches Eddie’s ears.
Buck’s mouth forms a cute little O, similar to when he comes. Eddie can’t look away from his pretty pink lips, his sweet face. Baby fat clings to his cheeks still, just a smidge. Because Buck is a decade younger than him. He’s a kid. And Eddie wants to do things to him, things that are not normal or Christian. He fantasizes about knowing Buck in ways that are too disgusting to ever be referenced as biblical. He daydreams of tying Buck up and rubbing himself on Buck’s face, busting on it, scooping the cum and forcing Buck to wrap his lips around Eddie’s fingers, slapping him if there’s not enough suction. Buck’s dick-sucking lips…It’s practically the only thing Eddie can think about right now.
God, Eddie’s such a fucking pervert.
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Buck and Eddie are strangers who meet every year on Halloween.Series
- Part 7 of BB's bbuckteddieweek2026
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04 Oct 2026