witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Is That the One by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for unberryble (adruggedcuppa)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Richie expects the realization to make him panic, and sure, yeah, he does, to some extent, but — more than anything, it almost has a sort of calming effect. More than anything, the realization just feels like another fact of life, another fact of his life. The sky is blue. Grass is green. Richie Tozier has been in love with Eddie Kaspbrak since he was eleven years old, and sometimes, when he feels that love a little too much, he throws up flowers about it.
or: Richie and Eddie have both been coughing up flowers for each other for as long as they can remember. Too bad they both think their love is unrequited.
-
Tags
Summary
Richie Tozier’s life is going swimmingly. He’s got a super smokin’ hot boyfriend, he lives with his best friend, and his almost-but-not-quite-agent is always feeding him gigs.
That is, until his boyfriend, Eddie, decides that Richie should meet his friends. And then, on the same night, Richie gets mauled nearly half to death by a fucking rabid wolf. Honestly, he’s not sure which is worse.
But it’s not so bad. All of a sudden, he’s working out like his life depends on it, and he’s writing new jokes like nobody’s business.
Now, if he could figure out why he’s suddenly covered in thick, wiry hair from neck to ankle, and his teeth and nails are sharp enough to cut himself on, it’d be smooth sailing from here on out.
-
Where You're Coming From by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
Eddie finally confesses to Richie. They move in together, and even though they’re taking it slow, Eddie is nothing if not optimistic despite the complete lack of physical intimacy. As time drags on, though, he can’t help but get more and more desperate, and you know what they say about desperate times calling for desperate measures.
So, Eddie launches a plan: if Richie doesn’t want to make the first move, Eddie won’t force him, but he certainly will give him the kick in the pants to get there.
(Or: the fic where Eddie is convinced that he and Richie are dating. He confessed and everything, after all. Richie, unfortunately, never got that memo. Hijinks ensue.)
Companion piece to Where You’re Going!
Series
- Part 2 of Meet Me in the Middle
-
Daydream Believers by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark) for fredastaire
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
Eddie Kaspbrak is like a nonstop complaint making machine. His boyfriends are nothing less than completely enamored with it.
(Or: five times where Eddie complains to his boyfriends about everyday minutiae, and the one time where he takes it up another notch.)
-
Where You're Going by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
30 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Post The Clown 2: No More Funny Business, Richie Tozier is struggling to find his place in the world, and he's not too thrilled about it.
All of his friends have decided to magically resolve an entire lifetime's worth of trauma while Richie wasn't looking, and while, yeah, he's happy for them, Richie isn't too overjoyed to be the odd man out, the only one still affected, the only one not living out a happily ever after scenario.
To make matters worse (better?), Richie's best friend in the entire world, Eddie, decides to be all therapised and mentally healthy and shit, so now Richie really DOES stick out like a sore thumb at a snapping turtle convention -- I mean, if Eddie Kaspbrak can get his shit together, what does that say about Richie?
(Or: Eddie has been in love with his best friend, Richie, for as long as he can remember. He finally confesses, and everything seems to be going really well.
That is, if you consider really well to mean that Richie is still convinced his love for Eddie is unrequited, all the while Eddie thinks their relationship is going along swimmingly.)
Series
- Part 1 of Meet Me in the Middle
Recent series
-
Meet Me in the Middle by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 51,065
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 7
-
Richie, don't be the psychic in a comedic procedural crime drama. by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
16 Oct 2024
Summary
Richie Tozier, perpetual jokester, subsists on part-time jobs, doing anything that catches his attention but never lasting very long due to rarely taking anything seriously—much to the dismay of his best friends, Bill and Beverly, who think he would have real potential if he just applied himself.
His natural charm and ability to make people laugh aside, Richie also has an eidetic memory and the uncanny ability to notice details others miss. Having learned about solving mysteries from his police detective father growing up is just a bonus. This ability to see the things that escape the eyes of even other seasoned detectives has helped Richie not only to escape sticky situations he gets himself into but also to send tips to the police hotline in his spare time.
Until one of these tips is too close for comfort for Detective Stanley Uris, who does not believe in psychics. Detective Uris brings Richie in for questioning and is unimpressed by his smooth talking. Richie's a hair away from getting booked until he convinces the police chief that he’s really a psychic. (Whether or not Chief Hanscom actually believes Richie is unclear, but all he really cares about at the end of the day is if cases are being closed.)
- Words:
- 8,733
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
-
don't taste like summer no more, by hellostarshine (MetaAllu), MetaAllu for ben_jaded
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics)
15 Jun 2019
Tags
Summary
“You’re in rut,” he basically purrs. The air smells of him in a sudden, intense wave as the beta lets off his scent, getting up from his desk and walking closer.
“Rhodey, baby,” he coos, curling his fingers in the lapels of Rhodey’s suit jacket. Rhodey wrinkles his nose.
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
08 May 2026
-
Targeted Persuasion by galwednesday
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Jun 2018
Tags
Summary
Jim opened Tony's most formal closet and started pulling out tuxedos. "Put one of these on.”
"Why?"
"We're getting married."
Tony froze. "No, we're not."
"Oh yes we are." Jim tossed three tuxedos onto the bed. Three was a good number of options, enough for Tony to make a choice, but not so many that he'd get lost analyzing the ramifications of navy pinstripes vs. charcoal paisley. Tony did best with clear, specific expectations rather than an unlimited universe of possibilities that he would inevitably filter through his neuroses and obsess over, and Jim was really kicking himself for not considering that, oh, ten years ago when they’d first started this, but there was no point in beating himself up about it now when he could put that energy towards solving the problem instead. "You brought this on yourself, Tones. Pick a damn tux."
Series
- Part 6 of Tumblr ficlets 2018
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,930
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 259
- Kudos:
- 4,535
- Bookmarks:
- 1,007
- Hits:
- 25,457
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
08 May 2026
-
Helpless in Love by Avengerz for Potrix
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Nov 2016
Tags
Summary
Written for a prompt on tumblr: "Rhodey and Tony being together since their MIT years. They married as soon as they could, and are still hopelessly in love after ~30 years. One of these perfect, almost sickeningly sweet couples."
Slowly, Tony grins, and Rhodey dares to breathe. “Yeah. Yeah, you sappy idiot, alright. I’ll marry you.”
Rhodey laughs, disbelieving, delighted, and sweeps Tony into his arms. Tony grins into the kiss, and, wow. They’re gonna be alright.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,375
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 58
- Kudos:
- 4,119
- Bookmarks:
- 683
- Hits:
- 28,935
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
08 May 2026
-
Fully Functional by astolat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
19 May 2016
Tags
Summary
“TONY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD—”
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
08 May 2026
-
Peter Parker's Step-By-Step Guide to Get These Two Dumbasses to Kiss Already by everythingsace
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
26 Apr 2017
Tags
Summary
Rhodes was on the floor, his legs pulled up beside him, and Mr. Stark was kneeling down beside him, asking questions and checking if he was okay.
With the biggest heart-eyes he’d ever seen.
Peter’s jaw dropped as he stared, his eyes turning to Rhodes, only to realize that he had the doe eyes, too. Not quite as bad and obvious, but holy shit.
Holy shit.Series
- Part 4 of Thank God For Peter Parker
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,781
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 162
- Kudos:
- 7,123
- Bookmarks:
- 613
- Hits:
- 65,957
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
08 May 2026