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Aziraphale’s hands slide forward on Crowley's thighs, infinitesimally. “I am very, very grateful, and I was so disappointed you didn’t allow me to thank you in that beautiful car of yours.”
After the magic show in 1941, Furfur and his Nazi friends take a little longer to get backstage, giving Aziraphale plenty of time to thank Crowley for all his help.
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While walking near his seaside cottage one night, Aziraphale stumbles across an injured man clutching a torn sealskin on the beach. He's read this story before and he knows how it ends, but it's too easy to invite the beautiful stranger into his home and offer to put his mending skills to good use. Maybe the fairytales of love and loss have got it all wrong.
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Aziraphale moaned as Crowley’s hands traveled, undoing buttons and snaps and trying not to shake too much. Someone had to save the antique pieces from bursting at the seams with even more curves, and it was a sword Crowley would happily fall on. Aziraphale’s waistcoat was somewhere on the floor, her straining shirt unbuttoned, her undershirt shoved up so Crowley could get her hands on her chest.
Crowley broke away with a gasp, leaning her forehead against Aziraphale’s, her hands full of pillowy soft, heavy breasts. She hadn’t looked at them yet. She couldn’t. Just the feel of them. “You’re gonna kill me,” she growled.
“I wouldn’t mind an orgasm first,” Aziraphale said primly. “A little death, you know.”
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Fingers entwined with Crowley’s and fair eyelashes catching the soft, chandelier light of the Ritz dining room, Aziraphale leans forward and says, smug as all get out, “We can be us now, just as you wanted. In every way.”Crowley doesn’t know what that means. Privately, he hopes it includes more prolonged hand-holding. Maybe they could try for a better kiss this time. All the sinful self-congratulation looks good on Aziraphale, though, so Crowley smiles right back at him and says, “Can’t wait.”
Aziraphale assumes they’ve been taking the physical side of things slow by mutual, undiscussed agreement. Crowley doesn’t realize sex is on the table. He may not even be in the same universe as the table.
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never said where (or in whose sheets) by nobirdstofly for makkisucks
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Sep 2024
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Used to taking off his clothes for money, camboy Mu Qing models for a life drawing class and runs into someone from his past. He hasn't seen Hua Cheng since he was a sniveling child, but Hua Cheng has watched every one of his streams — and now he's figured out Mu Qing and Fu Yao are one and the same.
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tell me why my gods look like you by nobirdstofly
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2023
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they're wives! wives with kinks!
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the only one who resonates by nobirdstofly
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2024
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inching past the edge of reserve by anirondack
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2019
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Another take on Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship over the last six thousand years, told in between the canon scenes from the beginning of episode three.
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29 Mar 2026
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The people of Hawkins were still alive, folding donated t-shirts into neat piles in the middle school gym, and passing out boxes of canned food to families in need, and smiling to each other as they said, hanging in there? Good, me too!
But then the ground fell and the fires started.
And then the Hawkins citizenry abandoned ship like they were time travelers aboard the goddamn Titanic.
And then the Hellfire Club and associated extended party members commandeered Loch Nora and turned it into a safe zone for the miniscule remaining population of Hawkins.
And then the dead people started showing back up.
Or: Eddie’s in love with Steve, but it doesn’t really matter because the world ended a few months ago and he’s been living on borrowed time ever since. Steve’s in love with Eddie, but he’s been through this before with a wild-eyed, steady-handed survivor who was better off without him, and doing it again might be enough to kill him this time.
Or or: The Party are vampire hunters in post-apocalyptic Hawkins, in a world where soulmates can't harm each other.
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Bookmarked by nobirdstofly
25 Aug 2025
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“I am stuck in your orbit,” Crowley said. “I’ve no intention and no desire to go anywhere else.”
or: after a tryst in rome, crowley and aziraphale realize their corporations aren't exactly designed to be together. that's nothing a good five thousand years of practice sex can't fix.
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13 Mar 2025
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the devil's own by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Feb 2022
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Aziraphale is unaware of a certain quirk regarding demonic biology, and walks straight into something he definitely wasn't meant to see. Crowley is grateful.
In the end, anyway.
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13 Mar 2025
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Esurient Designs by DoonaRose
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Sep 2023
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It’s been over forty-eight hours since Aziraphale pointed out that Crowley never initiates kisses between them. And since then, Aziraphale has been waiting for Crowley to come to him. Forty-eight hours and it’s the longest they’ve gone without kissing since they started. Crowley’s ready to do it, he’s going to do it, he’s about to do it, when Aziraphale decides what they should actually do, is lunch. A long, meandering lunch, with champagne and delicacies that immediately have Crowley thinking about a whole lot more than kissing. But then that’s usually what happens when Aziraphale eats in front of him.
Or: All Crowley really wants to do is kiss Aziraphale, instead, he chooses to meander through his vast expanse of cultivated and curated fantasies, all while Aziraphale enjoys his lunch across the table.
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- Part 7 of Osculations
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11 Mar 2025