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Der Fall ist gelöst, Adam ist zurück, und für ein paar Minuten ist die Welt in Ordnung.
Also, abgesehen davon, dass Leo auf dem Parkplatz eine ausgewachsene Panikattacke hat.
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Impulse knew he’d made his last mistake, even before he turned around.
He had just entered the room, the door slightly ajar, with the plan to look around. Skizz had to be somewhere around here, right?
Unfortunately, it wasn‘t Skizz who was hiding in that room. Impulse realized that too late, as he turned around on his stubby robot legs, facing directly into the barrel of the gun.
He didn‘t scream, that much is to say to save his honor. But the gap where his head was attached, something that could be read as a mouth would a robot have the need for one, trembled a little.
Apparently that slight clatter was enough. Impulse didn‘t even register it, really. He didn‘t hear the sound. The barrel of the gun lit up momentarily and Impulse realized this would be his last moment.[During a job Impulse keeps checking in on his fellow robots, neglecting his own saftety and finding himself in a precarious situation due to it. My entry for the Team Up section of the Imp & Skizz Zine!]
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As a kid I was scared of the dark, you know?
My head would always imagine those shapes lurking in the shadows. Hunched over figures that weren‘t really there but just…
Anyway. I was scared they might be ghosts.
Now, I know, don‘t scoff, ghosts aren’t that common and they can only hurt you if you aren’t prepared. That‘s a lesson you learn early, being a ghost investigator and all: being unprepared is the fastest way to kill yourself and your team.
[noise of feathers ruffling in the background]
I am prepared, these days. I wasn‘t when I was a child, but I‘m not a child anymore.
So, there isn‘t a reason to be scared anymore.
[long pause]
Usually.
Which brings me back to last Friday’s investigation.
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- Part 1 of My Phasmo AU Lore Dump
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punk rock songs by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 May 2025
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Grian was trying to collect all his notes and papers that, of course, lay scattered across the already cramped room. Gem had already put her electrical guitar away, now picking up empty plastic bottles and half-empty snack bags they left behind. And Scar was apparently trying to untangle some cables, crouched underneath the electrical keyboard.
Impulse on the other hand stood up, giving Skizz his full attention. Clocking onto that, Skizz’s grin widened. He sounded a bit breathless as he spoke, as if he had run all the way down the corridor to their little studio. (Well not theirs, technically, but Impulse ignored that fact most of the time.)
“GIGGS got a gig,” he said, waving his phone a little.
That certainly got everyone's attention.[In which Impulse, Gem, Grian and Scar are a band, trying to get a foot in the door and Skizz does his best to support - now matter how hard he wants to be there on stage with them.]
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- Part 1 of GIGGS Band AU
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and the sky cries by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 May 2025
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On the morning of Scar’s last day, it was raining. Or, maybe it wasn’t his last day per se, but who knew really?
Very well could be! Immortality was a fickle thing and Scar wasn’t sure what the limits would be.
And he’d rather not find out, mind you!
So yes, it bothered him that on this particular morning rain clouds hung low over the harbor he was unfortunate enough to be held captive in. They had yet to release their water, they’d potentially cry their tears once he was hanging from that noose. How poetic. Really- “Can you shut it?”
[Scar is a pirate and he's meeting a pirate's end- or he would be, if he wasn't immortal. Sadly the same can't be said about his cell mate.]
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- Part 2 of A Thousand Lifetimes [Desert Duo AU]
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This is a collection of audio logs that are in-lore with the Phasmo AU I made up in my head for the group I usually play Phasmophobia with. The AU is heavily inspired by dragons
GIGGS Phasmo AU and to be honest we're kind of just publically playing dolls at this poin.- Words:
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Fanworks for the GIGS Phasmo AU by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Apr 2025
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This is my collection of fan works inspired by the GIGS phasmophobia AU by dragonsAreCool here on Ao3. If you don't know it, I encourage you to read their stories before you read mine, since my stories aren't canon to the AU!
They are basically just ideas I'd like to share.- Words:
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A Thousand Lifetimes [Desert Duo AU] by llama_bird (llama_sidekick), llama_sidekick
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 May 2025
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Grian is a historian, Scar is one of his assistants and at some point Grian realises that the same face keeps coming up in his research. Only that that would mean that Scar is about 900 years old, and that can't be, right?
[Aka role swap, this time Grian is the one to die over and over again while Scar has to watch.]
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GIGGS Band AU by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 May 2025
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Silly Phan AU Oneshots by llama_sidekick
Fandom dan and phil, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Feb 2025
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Just some Alternate Universe Oneshots. They are all unconnected but all non-canon compliant and definetly set in another world or timeline.
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Say it three times, you’ll believe it then by Cosmisa
Fandoms: Watcher Entertainment RPF, Ghost Files - Watcher Entertainment (Web Series)
14 Nov 2024
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Shane's a demon, Ryan's a human, and it all comes crashing down on a Tuesday night during their ghost investigation.
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Unafraid of you by Ren_Saxon for tasty_littl_snack
Fandoms: Watcher Entertainment RPF, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
10 Jun 2026
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Ryan finds himself in need of a new skeptic to bring on board and in the uncomfortable position of having to sleep in a demon-infested house, and he really just picks Shane on a whim, nothing else. No particular reason.
It’s not like he has any personal stakes in helping Shane find out whether or not he would date a demon.
Just because Ryan happens to be a demon, that doesn’t mean he cares or anything.
… Shane’s really tall though, is the thing.
Shane doesn't believe in demons. Ryan happens to be one.
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The Littlest Mermaid by CabinOnAShore (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Watcher Entertainment RPF, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
30 Oct 2020
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Ryan's a storm kelpie and Shane's a lighthouse keeper. They rap battle sometimes.
Or the storm kelpie Ryan fic no one asked for
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- Part 1 of Sea Shanties
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It's quite possible that Ryan Bergara has made the biggest mistake of his life. In fact, Ryan Bergara is certain he has fucked everything up and he'd tell you himself if he could just breathe first.
Bookmarked by llama_sidekick
24 Jan 2026
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The one where Ryan has a panic attack because people might know theyre gay
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In which, after months of flirting with each other, Sam makes a comment on Gabriel's fashion sense and is treated to all the elements of Gabriel's style.