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Please be clear, like water by joseph__joestar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
30 May 2026
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Grace has a new problem to deal with, and it's in the form of his overbearing, pathetic, celebrity-crush amount of attraction to Tom Ryder. He knows that it'll never work out, so he's trying to move on.
...So why can't Tom seem to stop gifting him things?
“Uh,” He cleared his throat and turned to face Tom. “What are you… what are you doing here?”
Tom flashed a crooked grin and Ryland could see the ridges of his sharp canines, like little fangs poking out from the rest of his perfect, white teeth.
“What? I can’t come visit my favorite schoolteacher?”
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- Part 2 of StarStruck Mermay 2026
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Ilya shrugged, but he looked sheepish as he rubbed the back of his neck with his thick fingers. “I thought you have—the scars?”
“Well…” Shane smiled, “Hockey kept me in shape enough that I didn’t really have to work hard to get rid of my—uh…”
Ilya raised a cocky brow, the universe now perfectly balanced again as Shane faltered and Ilya caught his footing.
“What, you are afraid to say the word boobs, Hollander? No wonder you are gay man.”
Shane Hollander is a trans man, and these are snippets from his life.
From playing pretend in elementary school, to getting his first binder, to navigating his relationship with Ilya- it's all documented here.
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Forget the stars, I wanna see you on the shore by joseph__joestar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
25 May 2026
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You know the drill - you've probably seen it before. Ryland Grace shows up to Colt's set and meets Tom Ryder, who immediately tries to flirt with his co-worker's twin.
But what if they were mermaids?
"I meant, like, now that I’m looking at you,” And here Tom Ryder swam even closer to Ryland, leaning in towards his face and staring intently. “You look totally different from that fall guy.”
“I—thank you?” Was that even a compliment?
Tom Ryder let out a loud bark of laughter. “Your face alone, I mean, it’s already leagues ahead of Colt’s. It so crazy that I thought you were him!”
…What?
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- Part 1 of StarStruck Mermay 2026
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ON HIATUS || ghost frequency (c'mon, let's tune in) by joseph__joestar
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
28 Jan 2026
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Quinny’s brown eyes had this sort of glazed-over quality that sent a shiver racing up and down his spine, and he turned to see if Boldy saw it too. “You see what I’m talking about, right?”
“Fabes, you’re fucking stupid. He looks like that all the time.”
Brock groaned and tapped his stick against the ice. “No man, you don’t get it. He’s been standing like that since we got on the ice.”
Boldy frowned and finally tore his focus away from the puck. “What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, he’s literally fine—”
Just then, Boldy chose to turn around full to watch Hughes full body flinch so hard that his eyes rolled back in his head.
OR: Five times Quinn's teammates realized that maybe he could actually see ghosts + 1 time Quinn realized his new teammates could maybe see him
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- Part 2 of minnesota's greatest hits
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putting up with it (or putting it back together) by joseph__joestar
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
12 Jan 2026
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Quinn thinks that he's gonna be treated like an outsider when he joins the Wild.
To his surprise, his new teammates are treating him like he's been part of the team for years. Enough to the point where they invite him to play Monopoly with him.
However, things are getting more and more competitive than he first expected them to.
...Should he be worried?
“1, 2 , 3… ach, Zuccy, that is your place, yes?”
“God, Kirill, you’re so boring.” Moose leaned in to chirp him again as Boldy let out a laugh. “My daughter plays a dirtier game than you do, and she’s 4!”
“But it is better to be honest, yes?” Kirill’s voice turned smug as he shrugged his shoulders helplessly. “I don’t cheat like you do.”
Quinn felt himself grin at Moose’s fake-outraged face as he leapt up to defend his honor.
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- Part 1 of minnesota's greatest hits
Recent series
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StarStruck Mermay 2026 by joseph__joestar
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
30 May 2026
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- 8,047
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- 2
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- 22
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A collection of all the MN Wild Hockey Fics I create, most platonic, maybe some romantic, all self-indulgent. Don't like, don't read.
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- 4,474
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- 2
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- 8
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Baby won't you come with me? (I'll take you places that you've never been.) by joseph__joestar
Fandom Sakamoto Days (Manga)
17 May 2024
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fics about natsuki seba x shin asakura that mostly take place during the hot summer! so these fics reflect that, and are all relatively spicy haha
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- 3,380
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- 1
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- 7
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Phainon’s favorite restaurant in Okhema also employs Phainon’s favorite person in Okhema. It’s simply too bad no one else in the city has the good taste to agree with him on either count.
or, the one where Phainon’s favorite restaurant is transparently a Chrysos Heirs mob front.
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- English
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- 12,689
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06 Jun 2026
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After the cottage by blood_and_butter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Apr 2026
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Ilya: Are you waiting for my plane to leave, Hollander?
Jane: No
Ilya: So we leave the cottage and you don't want to be honest anymore?
Jane: Ok fine. I am. Is that silly?
Ilya: No. I am taking photos of birds just to have something to talk to you about.
Jane: You can always talk to me
Jane: And you can always be honest with me. We should probably try to keep that cottage honesty thing going as long as we can?
Ilya: OkOr: It's 2017, and Shane and Ilya need to figure out how to be long-distance boyfriends. Most of the time all they can do is text each other.
(Fics in the series are standalone stories that share loose connections and references.)
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- Part 1 of Cottage honesty?
- Language:
- English
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- 14,646
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 472
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05 Jun 2026
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All I need in this life of sin (is me and my boyfriend) by bittlebarnes (monroesherlock)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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TMZ @TMZ
Trouble in paradise? First Husbands of Hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, spotted having a tense-looking debrief in their sprinter van right after leaving a fundraising event for the Ottawa Children’s Hospital. The couple appeared strained, sitting with quite a distance between them despite giving the appearance of being all over each other earlier in the night. Fans are wondering, is this the end of their chaotic “love story.”- or -
Shane's getting really tired of people talking shit about his husband.
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- Part 10 of Out On The Town
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04 Jun 2026
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Everyday Superhero by swishydetective
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Feb 2026
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After an emotional night in Tampa Bay, as Shane Hollander is returning to his hotel room, he receives a very worrying text from Ilya Rozanov. He rushes to his rescue, expecting to have to fight off masked intruders and instead he discovers a new, vulnerable facet under Ilya's mask of stoicism. His arachnophobia.
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01 Jun 2026
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A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.
A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?
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- Part 2 of message sent to seller
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,172
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Bookmarked by joseph__joestar
31 May 2026