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hi. i am very interested in living with you.
Hello! Thank you for your interest, Ilya :) Could you tell me a bit about yourself?
Desired move-in date, reason for leaving current place of stay, current job situation, etc.

??????????
Uh
I'm sorry, I don't think you meant to send that?
you do not like? ;)

If this is not a serious inquiry, please do not message me further or I will block you. Thank you.
no wait

im very serious im sorry

desired move in date: ASAP

reason for leaving: im new international student to canada from russia, im living with my best friend right now but i want to move out because her girlfriend is at our apartment too much

current job: still looking but i have big income from russia

hi
?
Hello.
sooooo
can i schedule viewing?
Well
Your source of income is a little… Questionable.
You’re a uOttawa student too?
im job hunting
and i can pay for rent, if thats what you’re so worried about
also i already said im an international student
so yes, duh
You are very rude.
anything else?
maybe other thoughts based on photo i sent? :)
I have no opinions on that.
really


what about these

my friend took this one of me during vacation

You look pretty fit. You workout often?
well hello shane
i thought you were gonna leave me on read again
Sorry, I’m getting a lot of viewing inquiries right now.
Hard to keep up with them all
oh?
Yeah, my inbox is like, overflowing
I don’t know why everyone is suddenly so interested?
oh you don’t
?
No.
wait are you serious
Wdym
u really have no idea that it’s because of your gym mirror selfie???
Uh, what does that have to do with it?
wow you are dense
holy shit

FULL NAME ON BLAST?
WTF?
Please do not contact me again.
??? so you are turning down potential roommate for no reason??
I have MANY reasons to deny your viewing request, thank you.
like
Extremely inappropriate introduction.
Disrespectful language.
Suspicious source of income.
Overall bad vibes.
that last one is very much your opinion
maybe u are the rude one mr. hollander
not even giving me a chance
Sorry, I have other people who are interested in viewing the apartment that I need to get back to.
Good luck on your search!
ok

Hi baby

Oh, hello.

Are you interested in the apartment?

Depends

Are you gonna be showing me what you do at the gym as part of the tour?

Hey that gym photo was really not necessary

I'm sorry?

It seriously doesn't even show off the building's gym at all
Like we get it, you're hot or whatever
(613) 728-2000
?

call me if you ever feel like it

hi shane! my name is finn. i'm inquiring to schedule a viewing of your apartment
im a current uottawa student working at arlington five as a barista! i've seen the hockey team play a few times and i think you guys are really cool :) i'm looking for a one-year lease with a move-in date of may 1st and can provide more details if needed
hope to hear from you soon!

Hey Finn! Thanks for introducing yourself

That's cool that you've seen us play :)

I would like to get to know you more. When are you free for a viewing?

hey! thanks for the quick response
actually, i'm free tomorrow
Great! I'm free at 3 pm if that works for you.

that works great if you'd let me take you out for coffee then too :)
Oh?

haha your gym photo was pretty cute shane
would love to get to know you even better after seeing that

LMAO
😂😂😂
It’s not funny.
hmmmm yes it is
It’s really not.
maybe you should take down your thirst trap gym pic if u dont want to keep getting messages like that
idk??
First of all, it’s not a “thirst trap”. Second, I like going to the gym and my apartment has a great one. Great equipment. So I think it’s important that my roommate knows that.
and i like getting my dick sucked but im not gonna post photo of my cock in the bedroom to show off the newly laminated wood flooring am i?
Oh my god, you are unbelievable.
That is extremely unnecessary.
please u would have blocked me already if you really didn’t want to talk to me again

I don’t have enough time to waste to do that.
sure
so, that viewing?
still looking for roommate you know
I guess.
Are you free Friday night? I have practice until 6:30 but can be home by 7 to give you a tour.

friday night ;)
It’s not like that.
I already have viewings for the rest of this week.
yeah yeah sure
see u soon mr. hollander xoxo
See you soon.

what are you doing?
I’m sorry?
you know
do you have classes today? hockey practice? hanging out with friends?
whatever
Why do you want to know?
cant i just get to know my future roommate better?
Who says you’re going to be my roommate?
please
i am much better option than all your other interested people :)
Says who?
you’ll see

just got out of ECO2115
professor is so boring as usual
You’re in that class?
yes why?
Oh cool. I took it last term.
The content is very interesting, but I agree the professor was quite boring.
Big lecture classes are usually like that, I find.
seems right up your alley
Excuse me?
boring i mean
I am not boring.
should we meet up so you can prove me wrong?
Bye Ilya.
👋

So, what is this mysterious “big income” from Russia anyway?
hmm
it is very top secret
if you tell someone you will be put on list
List?
yes list
monitored
so if i tell you, you need to keep it secret
or it will be very bad for both of us
Um
Should I be worried about you Ilya?
oh? you are worried about me shane?
No.
you are very cute
i am fucking with you, obviously
Fuck you.
soon maybe

oh my god
you use gifs
You got a problem with that?
opposite actually
holy shit of course you do
anyway
no big russian secret
my father is businessman
he is ceo of a company so he sends me big monthly allowance
Oh, that’s cool
yes
honestly, we are not fond of each other
and pretty much rest of my family too
my brother especially
which is probably why my father doesnt mind sending me to different country
easier to throw your money around than actually deal with problems you know ;)
but i dont mind
canada is boring, but better than home
I see.
I’m sorry that you don’t have the best relationship with your family.
it’s whatever
what about you shane hollander?
What about me?
you live in very nice apartment, very good location, and go to very good school
what is your mysterious big income?
Oh. I’m on a full-ride scholarship for being on the hockey team.
My parents also both work for the Canadian government. So, they also send me money as allowance.
I guess we’re both similar in that way.
ah, yes we are
captain
?
How did you know that I’m the team captain?
i dont live under rock
also, i like hockey
You do?
yes i played a lot back home
was actually thinking of doing tryouts next year
Huh.
You should.
not scared that i might replace you as captain?
im very good
Fuck off.
again, soon maybe

could be your view at gym everyday ;)

Delivered

congrats
that was pretty good game
would be more impressive if i played center
how would you feel about that, captain?

Delivered

full moon tonight

you asleep already?

it’s only 10 pm

Delivered

Hey. Sorry I was really busy the entire day.
you’re alive
that’s good
Yeah.
Wait, did you watch all three hours of our game?
definitely not
Sure.
Anyway, I had practice today and then someone came over to look at the apartment.
i see
did it go well?
It went okay.
Not sure, we didn’t really click.
I mean they liked the place itself. They thought the room had plenty of space.
But then I started talking about logistics and I guess it turned them off.
logistics?
Yeah, like the “little things”
Like how the apartment is a shared space for two people, so I was letting them know of the times that I’m usually around as a heads up.
For example, I like to do yoga in the morning for about an hour, usually at 6:30 am before classes. If the weather is nice, I’ll do it on the balcony. Otherwise, I’ll do it in the living room.
I also prefer my laundry days to be on the weekends since I’m least busy then. Sundays are also usually when I wash my lights as it takes longer because I like to do two separate loads.
One load without bleach and then another load with bleach for my purely white clothes.
Oh, and Sundays are also when I prefer to do a deep clean of the apartment as it’s a nice refresh for the start of the week.
I also typically go grocery shopping on Fridays and would like to alternate with my roommate. I have a set list for myself and my diet and I would prefer if my roommate had their own list ready by Friday too during my turn.
Just to make it easier for me to head out right after practice since I still have to drive to the Whole Foods by the campus.
There are other things that I would’ve gone into detail about, but I thought this was a good introduction.
goddamn
are you looking for a roommate or running the fucking army at your apartment?
will my shits need to be on a schedule too?
Fuck you.
My routine is important to me. I’m already too busy balancing practice, training, team meets, actual games, classes, whatever. I cannot afford to be behind on anything.
Sorry if that’s boring of me to do.
oh shane
yes it’s boring for sure
Good night.
wait im not done
it’s boring, but it’s not bad
i get it
you have to do what you need to do
there’s no problem with that
Really?
yes
dont worry if we are roommates i promise to scrub toilet so well it will be sparkling
but only on sundays ;)
You don’t know if we’re gonna be roommates.
But thank you, Ilya.
of course
Okay, I’m going to bed.
Thanks again for listening.
good night shane
Night.

i got job
Oh?
That was quick.
i was feeling more motivated recently
anyway

Are you dog walking?
yes
That’s your new job?
Like, full-time?
yes
why? you have problem?
No, not at all.
I guess I’m just surprised.
You don’t seem like the type.
It’s very cute.
The dog, I mean.
;)
Fuck off.
lol it’s okay you can be honest with yourself
but ahhh mr. hollander you are very judgemental
i love dogs
such sweet babies
i want to adopt at least one while i’m here
My apartment doesn’t allow pets. I’m sorry.
oh?
you are saying we will be living together then?
Shut up.
You know what I meant.
oh i know
;)
Not that.
You’re still coming to view my apartment.
If we end up being roommates, I thought I’d give you a heads up.
when** we are roommates
If.
whatever you say
anyway we’ll have to compromise then
Compromise?
if no dog then what else? bird? hamster? fish?
I don’t think we can have pets of any kind…
no one gives a fuck about a fish shane
we’ll get a fish
maybe two so they’re not lonely
Okay.
and we’ll decorate their tank so they have their own little city
My parents used to have a pair of Honey gourami fish at their house.
They were very pretty and quite active. They played around in their tank a lot and loved to chase each other.
We also got them these really tall plants and a bunch of accessories since they always liked having something to swim around in.
They also interacted with people a lot too. Whenever you would go right up to the glass, they would follow you while you moved around. Very cute.
Almost puppy-like if I’m being honest.
that is very convincing compromise
we will get a pair of honey puppy fish then
Honey gourami.
i know shane
will you be honey puppy fish parent with me then?

second walk today
their names are charlie and bailey
do you think i will get in trouble if i steal them
Please do not steal Charlie and Bailey.
whyyyyyyyy
Ilya.
I know they’re adorable.
But please do not kidnap the dogs.
😢

What the fuck?
hm?
Was that you?
I saw you watching us.
the rink is open to all students no?
I mean, yeah??
But why would you be there during our practice specifically?
i cant?
i told you i like hockey
i was interested in seeing what the team was like in person
and shane hollander i have heard a lot about you
hockey prodigy is term they like to use a lot
If you’re gonna be an asshole about it then fuck off.
no no
you are impressive that’s no lie
watching you is very
hmm
?
sorry had to search up right word
exhilarating
Oh.
Really?
invigorating
revitalizing
stimulating
Okay I get it.
Thank you.
“make someone’s spirits soar”
“give someone great pleasure”
“turn someone on”
You can chill out on the synonyms now...
google has many options for compliments
too many i think
Lol
anyway
you have weak backhand though
maybe i can teach you a few tricks ;)
Fuck you.

You can come to our practice again, by the way.
oh?
Yeah, especially if you’re interested in trying out next year.
The seniors will be graduating but I think it’ll be nice for you to meet them and the rest of the team.
Plus if you wanted we could do some one-on-one matches too when the rink is free.
I’ve been playing with pretty much the same guys for a couple years now and I think it would be cool to play someone new.
Only if you wanted to, of course.
You can rent some equipment if you need some.
Although, since you said you played back in Russia I’m assuming you have your own gear?
Just wanted to let you know.

fuck
???
Excuse me?

you’re so

holy shit

you are like puppy

such cute innocent puppy

so fucking cute shane
Huh?

see you on friday

Okay?

I got stood up.
you went on date??
No.
The person that was supposed to come view the apartment today never showed up.
ohhh
They left me on read and everything.
Wasted my time.
im sorry shane


you have free night now at least?

I guess.

I still have some papers to write.
papers can wait a day
do something fun

Like?
idk read a book, do arts and crafts, jerk off
literally anything

That’s very inappropriate.
and you need to loosen up a bit

I guess.
Join my Teleparty! http://www.teleparty.com/join/e1e966461p70ba78

What is this?
link to watch movie together
10 things i hate about you

Why are you sending this to me?
are you stupid?
dont answer that
maybe it is because i want to watch movie with you? no?

But why me?
shane
you have free time, i have free time, so we watch movie together

Don’t you have other people that you would prefer to hang out with?

Like your friends? Or your own roommate?

We’re not even friends.
ever since sveta started dating rose, she forgot all about me 😢😢😢
so sad and all alone in my apartment
if i was one of those honey puppy fish i would be dead from loneliness already
so you are next best choice
even if we are “not friends”
unless you have other real friends that you would rather see tonight

I guess not.

I’m gonna go have a quick shower then hop on the Teleparty then.
☺️

That was a pretty good movie.

you were probably crying when kat was reading her poem in class

No, I wasn’t!

hmm you definitely did

Did not.

i did

Wait really?

yes i always cry when it is that scene
very emotional
whole movie she pretends to not be interested
she pretends to hate him but she actually loves him

I see.
Do you relate to her at all? Is that why you get emotional?

😂😂😂

Huh.

oh shane

What?

dont worry about it

I’m sorry. Touchy subject?

LOL kind of

I’m sorry.

stop saying sorry
canadian

Okay.

you were going to say sorry again yes?

No.
Maybe.

Whatever!
Thank you though, by the way.

for?

Offering to spend your evening to hang out with me and watch a movie.
You didn’t have to do that.

it’s ok i could tell you were upset
i know you dont like when your schedule is messed up
just wanted to cheer you up

Yeah.
I appreciate it, Ilya.

of course shane

What was it like playing hockey back home?

still awake?

Couldn’t sleep.

ah
it was fun
i started in hockey school when i was 6

Damn, you were really young.
I started playing when I was 7.

yes
you were young too
you always liked hockey?

Yeah, my whole life.
I’m hoping to get signed for an ATO when I graduate.

then AHL after?

That’s the plan.

mr. pro over here

Shut up.
Did you ever want to go pro?

hmm
maybe not want, not really
but more felt like i had to?
i was very good very quickly
when i was 12 they started training me the same as the older kids
6 days a week of conditioning, practice, etc.
they said i could be promoted to junior hockey league even by 15

No shit. For real?

i dont lie shane
i told you im very skilled for a reason ;)
but anyway
my mother passed away that year too
so i dropped out of hockey and just did regular school

Oh.
Ilya, I am so sorry.

it’s okay
it was a long time ago
you know
i thought i was going to do hockey forever
i could have
but after my mother’s death
i dont know
didnt click with me again
my father was very upset with me
saying i wasted his time and his money
i was a failure
things like that
i played hockey again but only in clubs
nothing ever like the school
my coaches were disappointed i think
hmm didnt feel right to go back
then i guess i got
tired? i was very sad all those years
so i wanted out
out of russia, out of hockey
my father of course didnt give a shit if i left
i mean he paid for me to leave lol
so now im here

Ilya…

im sorry
that was a lot
and it is getting late i think im just tired and feelings are too much right now

Don’t apologize.
Now you’re being Canadian.

lol true

Can I do anything to help you feel better?

you can send me a photo of you

What?
Like right now?

yes
you’re asking how to help me feel better
seeing your face will make me feel better

But why?

do i have to say it again
i think you are cute shane

Oh.

oh!

Fuck off.

I’m waiting :)

😐

I’m already in bed.

i am going to sleep very well tonight
thank you

It’s just a photo of me.

yes exactly
but not just that
thank you for listening
and for making me excited about hockey again

I look forward to playing with you sometime.

me too
good night shane

Good night, Ilya.

morning!

Good morning!

i will grab coffee before my 8:30
do you want to come?
my treat
i know you do your yoga too so we can go after u are done

Ah. Thank you for the invite.
But I was hoping to get an assignment done before my morning class.
Sorry 🙁

nooooo
it’s ok
next time!
we’ll be seeing each other tomorrow anyway ;)

Yes, we are.
Enjoy your coffee, Ilya 🙂

😘

Nice.
Where did you go?

arlington five
never been before
coffee is pretty good

😟

what’s wrong
am i poisoned
do they poison their coffee shane

No, no.
It’s just…

???

Bit of an awkward encounter with one of the people who was inquiring about the apartment.
I thought they just wanted to view the apartment but they actually wanted to ask me out too.
They’re a barista at Arlington Five.

i will throw this coffee out

That’s not necessary!
Mind you they just asked me out for coffee.
You literally sent a shirtless photo of yourself.

yes but i am hot
and you definitely liked it

Sure.

😈

her name is willow

Aww
She’s adorable.

yes very cute
but she plays hard to get
when i first walked her she kept pulling on leash
and she didnt like me petting her
kept wanting to nibble my hand
but then i gave her many treats and kept calling her my sweet girl
and now she loves me
reminds me of someone else i know

Oh. Who?

😗

You gonna come by for our practice again?

aw do you miss me shane?

No.
Just wondering.
Rink is free for a bit afterwards in case you were interested.

😢
i have stupid group project
so i cant tonight

That’s okay 👍

you’re not sad?

Lol why would I be sad

because your favourite person wont be there

?
You’re not my favourite person.

ouch
so mean

🙄

oh?
pending?

Yeah.
The person that checked out the apartment tonight was pretty cool.
I think that we’d work well as roommates.

ok
so no viewing for me then tmr?

They’re still getting back to me about a move-in date.
So until then, you can still view the apartment if you want.
In case they change their mind.

ok

movie again tonight?
jennifer’s body
sveta showed me that movie
high school demon girl killing boys
very fun

Can’t, sorry.
Gee-Gees want to go out tonight.

oh shit
boring hollander is going out?
unheard of

Fuck off.

just surprised
dont you have morning class tomorrow too?

Well, they wanted to go out tomorrow night instead actually.
But I told them someone might come to view the apartment then.

aww
you made your teammates switch plans for me?
🥺

No.
Not for you necessarily.
I would’ve done the same if it was anyone else coming for the viewing.

mmm sure
well have fun tonight captain
but not too much fun

Sure.

hows it going?
not too drunk yet are you?

Delivered

quiet night tonight

Delivered

looks fun

You shouldn’t be smoking.
It’s bad for you.

so is drinking alcohol

I don’t do it often.

hmm then lets say i dont smoke often too

I find that hard to believe.

believe whatever makes you feel better

damn
still going, captain?

Yeah

take care tonight

Sure

Ilya Ilyaaa Hehehehehe Sorry you’re probably asleep Ilyaaaaaaaaaaa ? shane? it’s almost 3:30 I know heheh are you ok? are you safe? are you with your team? Mmmmmm no I’m home now I think they brought me home? I dont remember jesus how much did u drink? Just a few drinks like 3 or maybe 6? some shots too?? SEVERAL shots probably? I dont know they kept buying me drinks ok ok try and get some sleep did u shower? are u in bed? mmm in bed but I didnt shower yet I might fall asleep before I do ewwww i will for sure regret it tmr thats ok u just try and sleep now okay? u can shower tomorrow but i feel grossssss do u need to vomit? I already did 🙁 aw poor shane not on yourself at least no? made it to toilet 👍 good hehehe Ilyaaaaaaa Ilyaaaaaaaaa yes im still here hehe if I tell you a secret will you promise not to tell anyone? depends what is your secret? Do you remember when you sent that photo of yourself? The shirtless one When we first chatted? yes? I jerked off to it. oh oh fuck, really? did you actually? Yeah you’re so fucking hot, Ilya I came so much I dont think I’ve come that much in my life and then you sent more photos And I jerked off in the shower that night fuck Do you want to know another secret? what is it? no one came to view the apartment today I lied I marked the listing as pending To see how you would react maybe make you a little jealous holy shit fuck shane you’re such an asshole Did I make you jealous? yeah you fucking did I’ve been waiting all week to see you I need to see you jesus christ shane fuck you dont know what you do to me Send me another pic? right now? Yes I’m so hard right now me too ok hold on

Fuck wasnt expecting that kind of pic huh ;) shane? u alive? shane? Sorry hard to type with one hand fuck you’re touching yourself right now? yeah what are you doing baby? tell me everything mmm I have two fingers inside of me right now oh fuck yeah? Yeah it’s so wet, Ilya I used so much lube because I couldn’t wait imagining it’s you instead shit want me inside of you? want my cock inside of you? Fuck, yes. i dont know if i would fit you’re probably so fucking tight im too big for you I can take it I’ve had more than just my fingers like what? I have a dildo I fuck myself with it a lot how big? 6 inches oh baby think you could handle 3 more? Shit, for real? yeah, yeah I could confident Yeah well I’ve been fucked by other guys too you know who? My ex A senior on the team last year A random hookup at a bar once shit are you touching yourself too? obviously im fucking dripping for you shane Ilya god fuck me please get your dildo fuck yourself on it right now you need to prep because after i fuck you tomorrow you wont need such small toy anymore you wont need any other guys anymore no one will doyou will be begging for my cock only You’re gonna fuck me tomorrow? yes please let me Fuck I cant wait I need you right now oh shit fuck ok baby? yeah just have the dildo inside me now send pic? please hmm You can wait until your cock is inside me instead fuck you naughty mm close yeah me too fuck shane fuck fuck shane are you alive yeah Yeah, sorry Holy shit fuck I came everywhere It’s all over my sheets hahaha jesus you are insane Says you im not the one who started drunk sexting at 3:30 well it is past 4 now I’m fucking spent. I’m going to bed. sleeping in your cum? I’ll wash the sheets tomorrow. lol good night shane see you tomorrow ;) Good night, Ilya. See you tomorrow.

Fuck off.

good morning my darling 🥰☀️🌷💝🌈🐬

Please do not refer to me as your darling.

yikes

someone is feisty today

My head is fucking killing me.

And I missed my morning class.

aw im sorry

drink lots of water

and rest

dont worry about class

missing one wont kill you

Ugh, I can’t believe I drank that much last night.

im not complaining 😁

Oh my god.

PLEASE, PLEASE ignore everything I said last night.

That was extremely inappropriate of me.

I’m sorry.

I’m also sorry for lying about the viewing.

And for waking you up in the middle of the night.

Jesus, I am so embarrassed right now.

shane

it’s okay

It’s not.

shane, listen to me

if it was not okay i would ask you to stop, okay?

i didnt mind last night

Really?

yes

i enjoyed it actually

well first you’re really fucking hot

Oh god.

shut up

but second

if it wasnt obvious already

i like you

more than pretty stranger

i want to get to know you more

and i think we would be good roommates

Yeah?

You mean that?

of course

plus we still havent played hockey together yet

have to get you acquainted with your future captain ;)

Fuck you.

that too 😏

You’re making my headache worse.

no im not

see you later shane xoxo

get some rest

Thank you.

See you later.

365 St Laurent Bl

My address for later.

Please stop.

Do you have a preferred condom brand?

well hello
someone is eager

I just wanted to make sure.

you are so cute
whatever you like

Okay.
Is Trojan okay with you?

yes
❤️

Okay.
❤️

:)

here

I’m coming.

oh you will be

Shut up.
Asshole.

that is what i want yes
😈