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The Halloween Harry Potter Curse by jooncrunchytits
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2025
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In which Head Auror Hadrian Potter was in a mission in Knockturn Alley on a blazing afternoon of October 31st 2001 one day. Then in 1992 the next. Goddamnit. Its always Halloween, isn't it.
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In which Hadrian Potter-Black accidentally got thrown back 9 years in time during an auror mission, leading to him adopting his twelve year old self. 4 years since the second war ended, and the curse of halloween still follows him. But hey! He can raise his younger self if he can't go back, right?
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I'll brew a storm for you (hell would rose) by jooncrunchytits
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Aug 2022
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Everyone knows their purpose. Children of the earth and creations of the universe are well-equipped to function as deities and serve their purpose in their elements. Jungkook, the gifted deity, blessed by all kinds of higher Gods and Goddesses had lived his entire life barely knowing himself. But a coven of powerful demigods made their way to his heart and all of a sudden, being an enigma didn't matter and he was ready to overthrow the world for them.
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in which Jungkook doesn't understand his purpose but his hyungs does.
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“Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.
Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”
The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.
The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.
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In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.
aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.
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- Part 1 of chronological displacement universe
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Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
24 May 2026
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Wolf Berry: The Hogwarts Hexad and WHO Escaped Azkaban Now by nxrthmizu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2026
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An escaped prisoner, soul-sucking guards and a defense professor with a dark secret— what better way is there to start off the Hexad's third year but with a bang?
Within the walls of Hogwarts, many secrets and pasts are unravelling, old flames relit and old wounds opened. Among all of this, the Hexad must learn who to trust— and who not to.
After all, a rat is standing in their midst.
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- Part 3 of THE HOGWARTS HEXAD
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Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
10 Jun 2025
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25/??
I LOVE THIS YEAR:D THEY'RE SO MUCH MORE INSUFFERABLE LMAOOOO ALSO MORE HEXAD SHENANIGANS THAN SNAPE APPEARANCE BUT THAT'S OKAY. AND FUCKKK I SWEAR I AGREE WITH REMUS LMFAO THEY'RE A BUNCH OF MARAUDERS DOPPELGANGER
so they rescued the ford anglia and escaped the acromantula colony at the forest. Guess what they did next? Yup, smuggled a baby hypogriff to the chamber of secrets. I'm cackling at Remus and Snape being out maneuvered again before rhey realize the shit the hexad is doing
chap 26 lmao wrangling Merry the baby hipogriff
CHAT WE HAVE TH3 SHRIEKING SHACK CONFRONTATION RIGHT HERE WOOHOOO CHAP 27 BAHAHAHA THE HEXAD HEXING PETTIGREW ALL AT ONCE AND EVERYONE BC HE NEARLY HEXED HERMIONE AWWWW
Sirius watching the kids fire multiple curse all at once: WTF ARE THEY FEEDING THESE KIDS
Remus: oh yeah they're just like that. Those are Severus' kids and Minnie's
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Sequel to Mine.
Five year old Harry and his father Severus Snape settle down into their new lives at Hogwarts.
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- Part 2 of Mine
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Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
28 Sep 2025
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rereading at 10/20
but this is so brilliant!!!! Little Harry is so adorable with Daddy sev
And little Nev!!
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They watched in anticipation as the potion covered the parchment to the edges but not spilling over or soaking in. Everyone held their breaths. Suddenly, the liquid sunk into the parchment and in blood red ink wrote her name and birthday towards the bottom.
Hermione Jean Granger - 19th September 1979
A line spread up from her name and split into two.
Marlene Eleanor McKinnon - 1st August 1960
Everyone let out a collective breath. Then the ink started again, for a moment everyone had forgotten that they didn’t know the second parent. Hermione closed her eyes.
Or Hermione finds herself too curious one day and her world flips upside down. She has two new parents, two new siblings and two new godparents, one of which comes with baggage, not that Hermione's complaining. Follow the story of Hermione as she figures out her new normal with three new house guests living with her new family.
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Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
11 Apr 2026
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chapter 27/???
I LOVE ITTTTTTT. HERMIONE AND HARRY AS SIBLINGS ❤️❤️❤️ NOTTPOTT, DRAMIONE AND PROTECTIVE WOLFSTAR DADS
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A collection of short Severitus scenes inspired by Inkyarcturus's "Severitus Inktober" prompt list on tumblr.
Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
08 Oct 2025
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the most fun inktober challenge I've read inna while. whoel lotta emotions
chap8 and 13 <33 ohhh chap 17 hits u in the feels
oof chap 21 hehe protective HarryMIX OF CUTE AND ANGST BUT MOSTLY CUTE HEHE SEVITUS MY LOVE 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽