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Closet Shenanigans by ihavesomanyregrets

Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
06 Apr 2024
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[However, these thoughts were immediately thrown out of his mind when he heard Nikolai's breath hitch slightly, his grip on his arm tightening to a delightfully painful degree.
“Oh gut gott.”
He couldn't see behind him, but he was reasonably sure the other man had to be just a little embarrassed based on how he hissed, “Not another word.”]

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- Part 3 of Call of Duty Black Ops but I Make It Really Gay
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Two Richtofen's by ihavesomanyregrets

Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
13 Nov 2023
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["Vell, introductions are in order, ja? Dempshey, darling, vhy don't jou introduce yourself?"
Said guy simply rolled his eyes and said, "Tank Dempsey, American Marine. This fucking nutjob is Edward Richtofen—"
What?
What?
What!
How was that possible? The kronorium never revealed this to him!
"Vhat's jour name, kleines ich?"
He had a strange, sinking feeling that this man already knew his name. Even so, he answered.
"I— mein name ist E– Edward Richtofen…"
The older looking him simply cackled while the man who was supposedly Tank Dempsey stared at him like he was the insane one.]

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- Part 2 of Call of Duty Black Ops but I Make It Really Gay
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i hate my body (maybe you can make me hate it less) by ihavesomanyregrets

Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
30 Oct 2023
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["For as long as she could remember, she's hated herself."]

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- Part 1 of Call of Duty Black Ops but I Make It Really Gay
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A Dinner to Remember by ihavesomanyregrets

Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2022
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Hunter gets a new boyfriend that he met at a flyer derby game, and Darius decides he wants to meet the boy making his son so happy.
He didn't expect what happened next, nor does he know how he's going to ever make up for it.
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A prompt from the Dadrius discord QOTD that I just had to bring to life!

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Life is Unfair. by ihavesomanyregrets

Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
26 Nov 2022
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His eyes warily blank, his hands shaking, he couldn't help but think he should.
Maybe he'd finally make Uncle proud.
Maybe he could make up for being such a monster.
Or
Previous Golden Guard, Jasper, a collective group effort of the Dadrius discord server and the Jasper Hivemind server!

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- Part 1 of Jasper, the previous Golden Guard drabbles! 🙃
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