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“Consider how this looks. The Senju proposes peace at the height of their power. The Uchiha, already losing, don’t have the resources to match the Senju. If the Senju provides us with food and armour, the Uchiha must become subordinate. Is that what you think of as peace, Senju? Over at the Uchiha compound, we call that subjugation by the most powerful.”
“It seems that there is only one possible solution: the Senju must choose a symbol to subjugate itself to the Uchiha to balance out the scales. For that role, I volunteer myself.”
The wise ones know: fires can warm and not burn; and rivers, if given strength and permission, will carve the land.
(Or, the one in which Tobirama becomes Madara’s concubine, and peace is won and held through neither power nor love, but food, water, clothes, and medicine.)
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@ chpt 22/32. Oct 2026, 1x
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A manic smile curled his lips.
Fool him once, fool him twice but there would be no third time.
“You’re on borrowed time, pet. You will not escape from me,” he purred silkily.
Their breath hitched at his words, confidence visibly shaken at the weight of the words from one of the strongest men alive.
“Y-You…” they struggled, pinned under the intensity of having the full brunt of an Uchiha’s indefatigable attention on them.
Madara hears it really is quite an experience.
His grin widens, showing off gleaming fangs.
"Me," the alpha goaded hotly.
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In which Tobirama accidentally adopts a child before covertly returning him and goes back to regular (miserable) life as the Senju’s White Demon. After all, a demon could never feel enough love to raise a child.
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In which Madara accidentally adopts a child after he's returned back to his clan and doesn’t even attempt to go back to regular life. He instead proceeds to hunt down the blessing who rescued his child to give them
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So good!!
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rum & coke by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Sep 2026
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Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-
“Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.
“Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”
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When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.
Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.
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Very sweet <3
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Jane is Ilya's Favourite Lay by That_bitch_without_a_life
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Apr 2026
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Shane does not know what he is staring at when he reads the name of the chat and the influx of texts.
This looks like actual hell, and more importantly why on earth would Ilya add him to the Boston WAGS chat?
TLDR: In an attempt to socialise in this new country Ilya puts 'jane' down as his WAG to connect to the team, this has unforeseen consequences for himself.
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17 Oct 2026
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Really sweet! And funny lol. The WAGs unionize and there’s a sex strike
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In which the press should think before they talk by spnispain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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"Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"
"Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.
OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.
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16 Oct 2026
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Last Read Sept 2026, 3x