goopygunkyguy
Fandoms
- House M.D. (2)
- Merlin (TV) (2)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
It’s no secret that Merlin is the one that holds Arthur’s heart, according to Morgana anyway, everyone knows it… except Merlin himself.
Arthur decides it’s time to change that.
-
Didn’t want to be emotional, does that make me a coward? by goopygunkyguy
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
23 Mar 2025
Tags
Summary
In the land of myth and magic there are soulmates, the one magic type Uther can do nothing about. Whenever half of a soulmate pair gains a permanent scar it paints itself onto the other's skin with lighter lines and the pain is shared for every bump, even if just for a moment.
˚༺☆ ˚༺ ☆
Merlin has quite a lot of scars and has done quite a lot of bumps, Arthur has never seen his scars but he’s there for most of the bumps - he’s even caused some. So why is the way he found out from Merlin’s incompetence and falling straight into his table?
-
Tags
Summary
“It’s… it’s House,”
“What’s he done now?”
“He’s writing poetry, like actual poetry!”
“He… he’s what?”
-
Tags
Summary
“Wilson…” House murmurs as he looks up at him, “I.. love you…” he says, looking the most vulnerable Wilson’s seen him since the infarction and Stacy leaving…
He was clearly too drunk to think correctly.
***
or they’re dumbasses not realising they both love each other
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
"On this night, you shall share a kiss with a great love of your life!”
That lying, scummy Aunt Wu predicts a grand romance for Sokka. To disprove her "fortunetelling" once and for all, Sokka decides to spend the night with least romantic person he knows.
Zuko.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,876
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 854
- Kudos:
- 12,338
- Bookmarks:
- 1,999
- Hits:
- 82,307
Bookmarked by goopygunkyguy
14 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Arthur tried to find words to express his utter, complete, absolute disbelief of the situation, but nothing seemed to come out. Finally, Merlin took over.
"So let me get this straight," he said slowly "A goddess came from the sky...Told you that you had a destiny to, um, help this Emrys-"
"Actually," Lancelot cleared his throat "She requested I serve as an ambassador between Emrys and Arthur."
Merlin stared.
"Right..." He frowned "So, uh, she told you to do that and...Gave you a chicken to close the veil between worlds?"
Percival looked at the pile of feathers with a grimace as he nudged them away with the toe of his boots.
"Yeah, that about covers it." Lancelot said and shrugged "My lord, does this mean you’re going to kill me?" He asked, turning to Arthur. "Because I’m pretty sure this this crystal ball has magic in it."
Arthur wished he would have thrown himself in that damned veil when he had the chance.
Or
Instead of sacrificing himself to the veil, a goddess of the Old Religion decides to use Lancelot for the greater good of the prophecy. Lancelot...Decides to take a different route.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,986
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 355
- Kudos:
- 9,543
- Bookmarks:
- 1,451
- Hits:
- 91,592
Bookmarked by goopygunkyguy
14 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"Really?" Arthur asked, brushing the dirt off of him as he glowered at the man. "Again? I had it under control - and we aren't allies!" He added heatedly. Balinor shrugged, looking nonplussed by Arthur's anger as he stroked the dragon's wing.
"I know." Balinor said simply. "But I promised my son I wouldn't let you die."
"Your...You have a son?" Arthur demanded. Again, Balinor shrugged. "Why does your son...? Nevermind. Don't save me again!" He snapped, pointing a finger at the man. He turned to stalk back to the horse only for a column of fire to blow past him. The prince jumped. He spun around to tell the man off again but immediately noticed one of the remaining bandits who had been slowly creeping towards him burnt to a crisp. He looked back at Balinor.
"Sorry."
Or
Balinor lives. Arthur will do pretty much anything to get the man to stop saving his life.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,468
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 426
- Kudos:
- 13,717
- Bookmarks:
- 2,254
- Hits:
- 105,741
Bookmarked by goopygunkyguy
14 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Jon is hiding under the desk.
----
There's a child in the Archives, who shouldn't be there.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,631
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 416
- Kudos:
- 7,506
- Bookmarks:
- 1,580
- Hits:
- 40,284
Bookmarked by goopygunkyguy
27 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Jonathan Sims, researcher at the Magnus Institute, is seeing a ghost. Of himself.
Of course, it’s not really him, no matter what secrets it knows, or how many arguments it brings up. So if it tells him to do something?Obviously, he’ll be doing the exact opposite.
(AKA: Jon is an idiot, past and future, but somewhere along the way it all cancels out.)
(Expect general spoilers for S4 and specifically, MAG 158.)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,527
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 853
- Kudos:
- 3,449
- Bookmarks:
- 911
- Hits:
- 36,955
Bookmarked by goopygunkyguy
12 Oct 2025