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There are three simple rules of witness protection Oscar has made for himself:
Don’t draw attention to yourself.
Trust no one.
Don’t fuck up rules 1 and 2.Somehow, within five minutes of meeting Lando, Oscar has broken all three.
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“Dude, Spiderman was opposite the building again! He’s been there so much recently, I’m starting to think he lives here or something.”
Oscar choked on a french fry, lightly patting his chest and grabbing his drink to wash it down. “Have you thought about the fact that he probably likes the area?”
“No! He goes there with a hoodie and a backpack, he’s probably on his way home or something! Could you imagine? Spiderman could actually live in the flats opposite us!” Lando exclaimed, turning his head to the window and he could slightly see the same building. The world now becoming suffocated by the increasing darkness, the sunset long gone.
Oscar pinched the bridge of his nose, “I think you’re reading into this way too much, mate.”
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Lando is obsessed with the friendly-neighbourhood Spiderman and Oscar is his good best friend that listens.
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“Recently, more and more people have started speculating that there’s something going on between…” Marc paused, letting out a quick laugh.
Pau’s eyes widened ever so slightly. Fans speculate about something romantic happening within the club? He’d thought he was overly discreet to everyone around him, as no one ever questioned his behaviour… Well, who else could it be about if not him and–
“Between Pedri and Ferran…” Marc caught his breath again, forcing a straight face even harder, especially when Pedri let out a quiet sigh, contrasting to Ferran’s annoyed groan.
Oh. Pau let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding, but then chuckled as he fully registered the words his friend had said.
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Pau Cubarsí gets annoyed that pretty much no one online thinks he and his crush would look good together and decides to do something about it after all.
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Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri.
He’s not.
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Lando Norris, internationally famous rockstar, has three main priorities: drugs, avoiding eye contact, and pretending emotions don't exist.
To most, he's just flippant; a hot, young thing with messy habits. So what if he washes down breakfast with a shot of vodka? He's a rockstar, it practically comes with the territory of being too young and too famous.
But the reality of it is a lot more destructive.
Enter Oscar Piastri. Engineering student. Polite and boring to a fault. Really, he's nothing interesting.
Except, after one too many nights taken too far, Lando's manager hires Oscar as his chaperone.
Lando hates him immediately.
As the band's tour drags on, as the looming threat of FIA's album deadline becomes ever the more pressing, as Oscar gets dragged deeper into a strange world of glitz and grime, Lando begins to think that things might finally turn out fine.
Except things are never, ever fine with him.