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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Nick had just found a rather delicious account about rugby training videos (seriously, how is this sport still considered straight?) when Heather puts down her phone again and looks at him.

    “Do you reckon we’d match?”

    “What?” Nick raises his eyebrows again. “You do realise that we are already together? Or do I have to slip you a piece of paper – yes, no, maybe later?”

    “Of course I do. But do we actually match? Like, would we find each other with this algorithm?”

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    Or, Nick is in a happy relationship – but is he as happy as he thinks? We (and he) will find out, when his girlfriend wants to use a new dating app to confirm that they're meant to be together. What could go wrong?

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    22 Feb 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Friday 23:52, Charlie
    plaese tell me youve never pissed in the sink

    Friday 23:52, Nick

    NICK

    It was one time!!!!!!

    who sees a sink and thibks oh this looks like a good place to take a piss????

    Youve seriously never done taht????

    what????
    NO
    WHY did you piss in a sink??????

    Or: A universe in which Nick's bi awakening happens via a drunken text conversation about... well, you get the gist.

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    21 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    Charlie Spring is the owner of a coffee shop in town. His life changes when he meets a man with strawberry blonde hair, and a little girl, who comes into his café one morning.

    A story about healing, found family, and of course, falling in love.

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    21 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Imogen and Nick have been together for several years. They are happy, in love, both bi --- except Imogen has never actually had an experience with a woman. When she develops a crush on someone she met at work, Nick brings up the long-shelved idea of a hall pass.... What could go wrong?

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    19 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Charlie Spring was in college, working part-time, waiting tables, Left a small town, never looked back.

    Nick Nelson was a flight risk, with a fear of fallin', Wondering why they'd bother with love, if it never lasts.

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    09 Feb 2026

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