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    Just a collection of Geraskier AUs, not linked or a series :)

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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    21 Jul 2026

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    They had three chairs up at the countertop. 

    If he sits in the second one, something bad will happen. Everyone will die. The house will explode. You can warn him. He has to sit in the first one or the third one. If not, everyone you love will die and it will all be your fault. 

    Ilya moved to sit in the second chair. Shane bristled, hands trembling. 

    “Don’t.” Shane snapped. Ilya froze, glancing at Shane with a concerned and confused expression. Shane inhaled, then exhaled. Guilt crawled up his throat. He was being fucking insane. 

    Still though, what if he wasn’t being insane? What if there was a 0.1% something bad would happen to Ilya? 

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    shane hollander has a bad ocd day. luckily, he has people to help him through it

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Of course, it’s at Boodram’s barbeque that Shane finally gets wasted. Cassie's homemade cocktails are lethal for lightweight consumers of sugar-free ginger ale.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Shane eats a muffin and bikes for two hours because he feels like shit. Like an actual disgusting piece of shit.

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    Mostly angsty, little bit of Shane's relationship with his team. Lots of negative food talk and some vomiting at the end(Sorry emetophobic baddies).

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are in the midst of putting together their wedding guest list when Shane came to the realization they hadn't invited anyone from Ilya's Boston friend group. Ilya says he doesn't know if any of them would come given that he hasn't seen them in so long. So, Shane sets up a weekend trip to go up to Boston to invite them in person.

    It does not go exactly as planned, unfortunately.

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