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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    “You’ve outdone yourself, Master,” breathed Ganon.

    Ganondorf frowned, contemplating. She was close, as close as he had gotten by far, but there had to be something he was still missing. The real Zelda was so… so much more.

    “Truly, Master,” Ganon continued, and Ganondorf turned to see his phantom staring at the puppet Zelda with widened eyes. “She is beautiful…”

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    In which Ganondorf struggles with misbehaving puppets and a whole lot of denial

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    23 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Zelda works as a phone sex operator, secretly gathering data for her psychology thesis. She is meticulous about her boundaries: no attachments, no personal disclosures, and absolutely no crossing professional lines. Her clients get a voice, a fantasy, and nothing more.

    Except for the man she calls her king.

    His startling intelligence and unnerving control strip away every rule she's ever made. This brilliant and enigmatic man has a hold over her unlike any other, his voice a temptation she has never refused. Under his command, her limits cease to exist, and there is no line she won't cross to keep him calling.

    And when she casually dismisses the work of one Dr. Agahnim, she finds herself on the receiving end of a punishment as vicious as it is delicious.

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    11 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    In case of his defeat at the hands of the hero, Ganondorf leaves a piece of himself behind.

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    One morning, after a particularly dream-filled night, Zelda entered her bathing chamber to splash water onto her face.

    When she lifted her head to the mirror, her irises were amber. Her mouth opened in horror. Then, against her will, twisted itself into a cruel smile.

    Hello, Princess, said Ganondorf inside her mind.

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    Written for Zelgan Week 2026 Day 3: Possession

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    09 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Overwhelmed by the demands of queenship and troubled by persistent nightmares, Zelda seeks solace in the arms of her new lovers. But when Link goes missing and natural disaster threatens the land, Zelda discovers that her dreams—and the golden-eyed man who follows in their wake—may hold the promise of Hyrule's salvation... Or its destruction.

    Sequel to "To the break of the day"

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    09 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Maomao made to back away, slowly and carefully, eyes trained on the temple's shadowy depths. But then the shape in the blackness shifted, and she quickly found her feet rooted to the ground, the air growing heavy and charged, like the atmosphere before a violent thunderstorm ripped through the pleasure district. The kind of maelstrom that would have the brothels sealing their windows, the merchants tying down their carts, and the farmers piling sandbags before their doors.

    And as something both massive and utterly alien began to emerge from the gloom, slithering and swaying into the filtered light of the jungle canopy, only one thought came to mind:

    Huh. So this is what a god looks like.

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    Or, while on a quest for rare medicines, Maomao stumbles across a lonely river spirit, makes a deal, and finds a friend in the strangest of places.

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    07 Sep 2026