earmuffstar
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- Empires SMP (11)
- Dream SMP (2)
- Original Work (1)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (1)
- Sanders Sides (Web Series) (1)
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Xornoth commanded,
“I have seen ten human generations
Live and die; their names are long forgotten.
Mortals are to me like ants to tempests.
Speak, or soon I’ll lose my patience, casting
Evils o’er your kin and sacred livestock.”
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It's like they forget they used to love him, too.
(Sausage pays Gem and Fwhip an unwelcome visit.)
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Fear makes for an easy target.
(Helianthian Joey roleswap au; even still, everyone has a breaking point.)
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Fwhip and Gem pay respects to the departed.
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Gem takes the things she doesn’t understand, the things that slip from her mind like a fish in her palms, and scribbles them into notebook pages and textbook margins.
— Empires s1 swap au where Gem is the Ocean Queen
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to memory now I can't recall by Etharei
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Nov 2014
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While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future.
Next thing he knows, Bucky Barnes is opening his eyes in the 21st century, which is full of great gadgets and coffee, and at least includes his old pal Steve. (And, inexplicably, a different Stark.) Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier finds himself in the middle of World War Two, helping Captain America hunt down HYDRA (which is at least familiar), pretending to be Bucky Barnes (which is not), and figuring out the very noisy group of soldiers who call themselves the Howling Commandos.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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27 May 2026
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flower moon by amaranthinecanicular for enderphyte
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
13 Jul 2025
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It’s a story you’ve heard before. A village beset by monsters.
It’s a good village, god-loving, god-fearing. Adored by Santa Perla, for the moon is always bright. But out on the edge of the forest there is a witch. And when the moon is a round eye, beholding, there is a wolf.
(Bdubs would tell the story differently.)
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11 Dec 2025
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The diamond sculpture sat in the dark, awaiting the return of conversation and firelight. He remained there for quite a long time, until he decided that an amazing diamond person who deserved everything in the world clearly had better things to do than wait around for a demon to come to him.
Diamond is fickle, aware of its value. It is also one of the few materials that will hold an enchantment– and a demon, especially a distracted, lonesome demon, is a wellspring of magic.
As such, it should come as no surprise that as soon as Skeppy concluded that sitting in the dark was boring, he was able to stand up and walk away.
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- Part 47 of dream smp fic my beloved
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25 Nov 2025
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The awkward kid standing in front of him has to be, what, twenty five? Twenty six, tops. Hardly a kid at all, really, but Jeez, does Bdubs ever feel like an old geezer looking at him.
“Etho?” he says experimentally.
The kid blinks over at him owlishly. “Bdubs?” he says and, yeah, that’s Etho’s voice alright. Quiet and unsure, and softer than it’s been in years, but definitely, definitely Etho.
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As sculk contamination puts the future of Season 10 in doubt, the situation gets more complicated when an Etho from 2013 lands in the hermits' laps.
Bookmarked by earmuffstar
17 Sep 2025