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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane gets caught on a hot mic walking Ilya like a dog. Twitter implodes. The team reminds them that it could have been worse.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    A song starts, one Shane has definitely never heard before, and one spotlight illuminates the stage. A singular man with a large frame is revealed, and his body is shrouded in shadow, which piques Shane’s interest. His shoulders are broad and well-muscled, and he’s wearing a fucking toga, which Shane finds kind of hilarious. He lets out a high pitched giggle, and Rose elbows him as she sips her drink. He follows suit, taking a long pull of the vodka, because goddamn this man is downright godly. Shane can see each dip and depression, the shadows from the spotlight throwing him into stark contrast. His body is made of lean lines and bulging muscle, and Shane is already enthralled.

    As the song picks up the man’s chin tilts up, revealing hazel eyes and plush, pink lips. His jaw is stubbled but not bearded, and his light curls gleam in the light. Everything about him is fucking attractive, but Shane assumes if you put your body on display for money, you better look the part. Even with that in mind, Shane is vaguely aware of wanting to put his tongue all over this man’s glorious body.

    Ilya is a stripper living in LA who captures the attention of hockey player Shane Hollander. This is the story of their relationship.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Okay?” Ilya’s voice is softer now.

    A thousand questions underlie that single word. Are we really going to do this? Are we willing to admit that this is worth finding out about? Is this worth fighting for?

    They can’t. Maybe they could have before, but if this is true, if Shane is— Shane can’t.

    “Okay,” he breathes out, instead, foolish and doomed.

    Or: Ilya comes from a line of vampire hunters. Shane gets turned into a vampire right after finding out.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    NHL Highlights @ESPN Hockey – Ottawa vs. Edmonton – video 4:56
    @hollanovbeliever
    Roz is touching his cheek like a pre-teen getting his first kiss from Hollander, sir, you’re literally married to the man. #hollanov #firsthusbandsofhockey

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    Five times Shane and Ilya’s softness with each other ends up online, and the internet reacts.

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    11 Jun 2026